Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Clayton Kershaw (12-4, 2.72) vs. Cory Luebke (3-5, 2.92).
When the third-to-last team in the majors in runs scored takes on the second-to-last team in the majors in runs scored at one of the least hitter-friendly parks in the majors, you know we're in for a real slogfest. Add the Dodgers' best pitcher to the mix, and we can expect less contact than Tom Hanks saw in "Cast Away."
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
89 comments:
Pitcher-friendly?
Not pictured: Baseball announcer waking up and confidently stating "I'm Keith Hernandez!"
Hey, even Tom Hanks is into the SoSG Streaking game!
when does the draft room open up?
Lineup goes up an hour before.
i saw that.
lol.
FUCK I DRAFT 15th!
MB PICKS FIRST? WHAT A RIPOFF!
shhhh, she'll probably take tony romo.
I'm running my Yahoo! draft right now. Got Ray Rice, Darren McFadden, and Philip Rivers.
Ugh Ray Rice completely fucked me over last year.
But McGahee is gone, so Rice gets all the red zone touches.
Im sure they will find some other big guy to take them in five yards out.
Bet you wish you had MJD, huh?
not really i think they were actually tied in points last year.
actually Ray Rice was better, but he piled on the points at the end of the year when i was already out of it.
You fantasy footbally types are so cute, I'm going to have to conceal more secret messages in this year's weekly update posts.
Gordon SS
Blake 3B (*that's not a "38", as in years old)
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Rivera LF
Barajas C
Loney 1B
Carrol 2B
Kershaw P
MJD scored in bunches.
I put myself on an NFL blackout during the lockout so I am completely uninformed going into this draft.
That said, I'm totally drafting Cooper Manning in the first round.
We're back to the "Blake bats second because he once laid down a sweet sacrifice bunt in a Pony league game back in '58" experiment?
My Yahoo! draft is now complete.
I got a Livan Hernandez - Win badge? I am so confused right now.
Paging Dusty, you are needed in the draft room...
Kershaw's sporting a neck beard tonight.
In the office drafting my fantasy football team, Vinny!
Clayton is a little wild tonight.
Bean the mascot, kid!
Loney hit that ball about 400 feet.
Kemp pulls a Vlad Guerrero and hits a ball that was about 2 inches off the ground for a double
Hey, we're not losing!
Loney: GIDP
^ autotext
Kershaw bunts for a single.
^ thread whore
Hey, we're actually rallying!
I figured this game would be unusual when it took the third inning to get Kershaw his first K.
How is the draft going, guys? Who won?
Ackbar beats a throw from 60 feet away to the plate
This is the slowest draft ever
I mean that in both a time sense and also a short bus sense.
Tonight's trivia question involved two players from the 1920s. I'd say they are running low on ways to entertain the few of us that still watch these games.
Wotchale!
We're winning!
45
I'm back.
What'd I miss?
i already hate my team.
i missed 45 AND the draft.
(cries)
Note to self for next time: Draft a RB before there are only scraps left.
I forgot about the soda I left in the freezer. Fuck.
I should not have taken Reggie.
We should have waited two weeks. There were way too many guys not on teams yet.
With that being said I'm coming in last anyways.
I just realized that blogger has a mobile version. So much better!
@Spank - I'll trade you Devon Bessie for that frozen soda.
*bess
The dilution of talent in that draft did not give me a warm and fuzzy feeling.
Jeebus Matt Kemp is amazing.
@Nic
What do you mean about mobile version of Blogger? You mean to blog or to access Blogger-based sites or something?
This will definitely be a weird season.
Yeah dilution really makes it difficult. Wait until injuries happen.
I feel bad for rbnlaw. Randy Moss AND Carson Palmer.
I do not, however, feel sorry for either Randy Moss or Carson Palmer
Of course, both will come out of retirement and proceed to burn the league.
Just type in www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/?m=1
It a mobile web page for blogger based blogs.
@Nic
Does this make it easier to skip DeLino posts?
Rookie debut at pitcher. Loney should eat him ali.....awwww, shit.
Seeing how the comment threads on Delino posts are more deserted than dodger stadium this year I figure everyone has been conditioned to block those out on their own.
Hey now, Delino is the "special" son. Be kind.
Hey, I enjoy Delino posts. They're usually unrelated to how terrible this team has become.
I knew Blogger had mobile sites, but I thought the Sons had to turn it on. Didn't know there was a workaround.
Shit, the game's almost over? Stoopid draft.
Do we still make party anymore?
Hey, a win!
I forgot how to make party.
I just made potty, though.
@ NicJ-9:06pm
No deal.
@DB: Lol
WTF, I just noticed that both of my running backs are injured.
It just nice not to be the bottom of the barrel.
We won got to hear Vinny call the last out.
good game, high five
Thanks for the great Blogger tip, Nic! I owe you a foot massage.
I enjoyed stealing Brees out from under MLASC's nose, but after that I had no draft strategy whatsoever.
Nic with quite possibly the most useful comment ever posted here.
I will not, however, be giving you a foot massage. I will buy you a full price beer, though.
I will unleash the full forces of hell upon you when we meet, Josh.
^ cc: Sax
Granted, there haven't been a significant amount of useful comments on this blog, but Nic's comment definitely ranks right up there.
Aaaand happy moment over.
Rubby has a sprained ligament.
I have a sprained rubby.
Elymania has been resurrected.
#NotTheFutureOfThisOrganization
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