Tuesday, August 16, 2011

BREAKING NEWS!!! URGENT!!!! ATENCION!!!! (UPDATED)

A Derek Holland Badge can be yours if you tune into the Rangers/Angels Gameday ASAP.

Yes, a Derek Holland Badge.

Be the envy of all the kids on your street.

Women will swoon.

Do it now!!!

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1:17am East Coast Time Update

9 comments:

Josh S. said...

What? You don't already have a Derek Holland badge?

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

Why must you be so cruel

spank said...

I thought Saxy had finally lost his fucking mind. Then I saw Alf and I knew it was a DelinO post.

Delino DeShields, Sr said...

But that Alf pic is actually from Sax's desk drawer.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Don't lie, DelinO. I know you have the second largest ALF collection in the continental United States.

Steve Sax said...

Second only to me!!!!!

Bwah ha ha ha ha

Steve Sax said...

I want the badge of the referee on the far right

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

That dude is a lucky schmuck.

"You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains."

Jason said...

I'm reasonably certain that the guy in the booth on the far right of the picture (wearing the badge lanyard) already called dibs on the referee on the far right.

Hand check!