Sunday, June 05, 2011

Game 60 Thread: June 5 @ Reds, 10a

Chad Billingsley (4-4, 3.46) vs. Travis Wood (4-3, 5.05).

Good morningwood! What to make of these Dodgers? Impotent one day, five-run comeback the next. If you can't be good, at least be interesting. Matt Kemp and Andre Ethier are doing their thing — that's to be expected. But when the "Midget Mafia" shows up, the Dodger bats get some swagger back in their stick. And isn't that worth getting up for?

75 comments:

Steve Sax said...

I'm up, I'm up

Josh S. said...

Hrrnffrnn.

Paul said...

Wood will be stiff competition today. Dodgers better straighten up.

karina said...

epale everyone!

Mr. Customer said...

Priapus getting three series wins in a row will mean the worst is over for this team.

Mr. Customer said...

Epale, Karina!

Jason said...

Barely alive and staggering to the stadium now...

karina said...

hello Mr C! long time we don't hang around on a GT

karina said...

@Jason are you sick? or you had a great night last night?

Dusty Baker said...

Just wanted to make note of Mr. F's statement from last night:

"If I were given the opportunity to have a sex change in order to have Matt Kemp's babies, I'd probably agree to it."

This is heavy.

Mr. Customer said...

That's the truth. I've been kind of hit and miss on the game threads due to some crazy work deadlines, but I think the worst is over on that front, too.

Mr. Customer said...

I was gonna retire the Welsh pride avatar today, but having a dragon with a tongue that looks like a willy is thematically appropriate, so it stays.

Paul said...

warning: if you have an erection that last longer than 4 hours after a Dodgers win please consult your physician or watch a Giants game.

Paul said...

I thought that was a pissed off chiwawa Mr. C.

Mr. Customer said...

@Paul

He get's that a lot being Welsh. We are not typically a tall people.

Paul said...

Other side effects include: making party, dry humping and occasional case of the Hung Chih Kuos

Mr. Customer said...

Good eye, Jamey!

*snickers*

Mr. Customer said...

Holy balls.

Paul said...

This just in: Matt Kemp is good.

Mr. Customer said...

It's been a while since we had a legitimate offensive superstar, I almost don't know what to do.

Mr. Customer said...

Oh, so this is how we're doing it today?

Paul said...

Bills doesn't like lcomfortable leads.

karina said...

Kemp should be one of the most voted for the All-Star game

Paul said...

People are too busy voting for that catcher that is hitting .242.

karina said...

but we could change things, Paul

Mr. Customer said...

I'll be damned! He put his ass into it!

Paul said...

Bills!

karina said...

awesome Bills

*standing ovation in my room*

karina said...

here it comes the GIDP

Paul said...

Not sure Kemp can get in a shoot out with the Reds team again today.

Mr. Customer said...

Crap, but it could have been worse.

Mr. Customer said...

Thank the gods...

DelinO said...

A Billingsley home run should net a thousand badges of virtue true

Steve Sax said...

Ok, Dodgers, let's score here

Paul said...

Not good Jerry.

Paul said...

Rod hits it!

karina said...

make'him pay Bills! :)

karina said...

and he did!

karina said...

Donnie baseball should think about putting Bills as DH on the next round of interleague play

Mr. Customer said...

Which says a lot for Bills and our bench as well.

Paul said...

Gonna head off to watch some triple A basebal in a bitl and heckle Panda who is on his rehab assignment.

Paul said...

That last L wandered on me a bit.

Paul said...

What the fuck Ump?

Steve Sax said...

Bills and Kemp have equal RBI

Paul said...

Awesome play James.

Mr. Customer said...

Holy crap, Chad!?!?

MR.F said...

Seriously. Chad Billingsley needs to learn how to play first base.

MR.F said...

Free Chad Billingsley!!!!!!!

Steve Sax said...

8-4 Dodgers. Wow.

Steve Sax said...

Bills now has more RBI than Kemp today

el montanero said...

Afternoon, ya'll. Long time no see.
C'mon, Sands.

el montanero said...

Sandstorm!

Dusty Baker said...

Just got out of the movie. Is the scoreboard correct? There must be some mistake.

Steve Sax said...

Give Kemp something to hit, you piece of crap

Steve Sax said...

@Dusty: go see more movies! It seems to be working...

Steve Sax said...

KCAL had something wrong with it's score graphic, but now it's back.

They must have been surprised the Dodgers were actually scoring.

Dusty Baker said...

(buys tickets for silly chuck flick)

Steve Sax said...

This is not good here in the ninth

Mr. Customer said...

This team makes a four run lead feel like a squeaker.

Steve Sax said...

What the fuck?

Reds on all bases, no outs

Mr. Customer said...

Tron warming in the pen feels like a threat.

Mr. Customer said...

Dos mas

Steve Sax said...

Janish, for out number one in the ninth

Come on, two more

Mr. Customer said...

Uno mas.

Jason said...

Had to leave the game early to make my flight back to Seattle and, of course, the game got interesting.

*keeps Dodger fan stereotype alive*

Mr. Customer said...

Nada mas.

Mr. Customer said...

Now we make party, ladies and gentlemen.

Josh S. said...

We maketh partay.

Fred's Brim said...

party makin time!

Dusty Baker said...

^chick

GOD DAMN YOU PHONE

Dusty Baker said...

Party status: made

Spank said...

Missed the game but I'm right on time for the party.

Fred's Brim said...

I don't like the Cubs, but fuck the Cardinals

Steve Sax said...

P G T UP!

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck the Cardinals, indeed.