Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Smonk's Going-Away Party

Drunken revelry here at SoSG Headquarters™, where Smonk ripped it up with the Sons one last time before heading his way out to Mr. F. We Sons are sorry to see Smonk go, but happy that he's finally off the payroll (his therapy sessions alone were giving our benefits department fits). So enjoy, Mr. F, and congratulations on a well-earned Smonkstakes!

(And we apologize for the pungent smell of Glenlivet--which apparently does not come out with dry cleaning, no matter what story your cleaners gives you. What a waste of $14.95.)

14 comments:

Fred's Brim said...

Nice work, Mr F! Check him straight into rehab when he gets to you. Don't even let him out of the package, just get into the car and drive straight there

Fred's Brim said...

Hoo boy! imagine the stench inside that package after 5 days of smonkey whiskey shits

MeanieBreanie said...

Congrats to Mr. F and Smonk. This has been a long time coming! And kudos to Orel for cultivating his taste in fine scotch ;~))xx

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(cries)

MR.F said...

SMONK!!!!!!

Spank said...

Snoopstakes!

Jason said...

Didn't Mrs. Orel get Snoopy a Dodgers batting helmet at one point?

Mr. Customer said...

Iirc, the batting helmet was a piece of schwag that just happened to be the appropriate size.

MR.F said...

Will Smonk arrive with the batting helmet?!

Orel said...

Sorry, Mr. F, he just stole it from Snoopy for the photo op.

Jason said...

Like Smonk, I often wear a helmet when drinking. Better safe than sorry! (Or, more accurately in my life: better safe, then sorry!)

There is a head protection joke in there somewhere that is more appropriate to the Nerd thread...

Paul said...

I think my smonk is still engorged.

Spank said...

*steals smonks bottle*

*runs off with snoopy*

Dusty Baker said...

Your Smonk is showing, Jason.