Ted Lilly (0-1, 7.71) vs. Clayton Richard (1-0, 4.50).
The Padres have a Clayton of their own, and he spells trouble for the Dodgers. In 2010, the left-hander had three starts against Los Angeles — and merely went 3-0, striking out 18 and allowing only five runs over 20 1/3 innings.
San Diego is off to a solid start, taking two of three from the Cardinals and splitting two with the Giants. Adrian Gonzalez has taken his bat to the 0-6 Red Sox, but the Padres always seem to find pieces, which this year include former Dodger Orlando Hudson.
Ted looks to rebound from his disappointing first start, that 10-0 shellacking the Giants put on the Dodgers last week. A strong showing would help restore confidence in the starting rotation, after what happened to (our) Clayton and Chad in Colorado.
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1 – 200 of 623 Newer› Newest»I am not tocuhog the lineup. What the hell is a tocuhog? I am not touching the lineup. My iPhone is drunk. I'm iJealous.
I hope my avatar still has enough Oates power to will the Dodgers to victory.
@Paul: Sowing your wild Oates?
Brian Wilson and his 40.50 ERA trying to hold the one-run lead for the Giants' Opening Day
I hope the Dodgers have their honey bunches of Oates before the game.
Rancho Ardiendo for the Cards, two out in the ninth....
Ryan Theriot up....
Full count....
He's fouling them off....
Cardinals take the lead!
Giants tie it back up....
Sentence-ending ellipses still in fashion....
The Giants....
.....Suck!
Rafael Furcal
Casey Blake
Andre Ethier
Matt Kemp
Juan Uribe
James Loney
Marcus Thames
Rod Barajas
Ted Lilly
@Orel: Ellipses? Just call them Tri-Periods.
Tri-Theriots?
Epale everyone!
I'm disappointed Fox Sports Latin America won't broadcast the game, they usually do when the Padres and the Dodgers play on Friday night but tonight, they'll have some Hooters girls special :(
Will you be watching the Hooters girls special?
Neeebs is MCing that no?
Giants win. DAMMIT
Well at least they exhausted their bullpen
I HATE the Padres!! Not like I HATE the mofo gnats but close.
hateHateHATE
Oh and Epale everyone!!
I'm sad about Manny. What great talent but poor character he had in his career. I mostly took up for him as a Dodger, but overall have to put a jackass label on him.
I use to kinda hate the Padres but after their choke job last year I really hate them.
Oates doesn't care much for them as well.
@Orel not exactly my scene ;)
Paul & Oates agree.
Zach Lee is the future of this organization!!!!
Paul and Oates are headed to Aptos. Check in with you all later.
Remember Oates will be with you...always.
Hooters Girl Special Lineup
Stacy
Mandy
Tina
Brandy
Brandi
Tiphanee
Jenn
Vma
Pat
BRANDI IS THE FUTURE OF THIS ORGANIZATION
Epale.........Mang!
Wait...the game is delayed because it's not raining?
Epale Spanky!!
Game start postponed because of rain?? I thought it never rained in San Diego.
Awww shit. I forgot it is raining over here.
Epale,Karen!
*walks out the door*
*wonders where the rain at*
Here's to Vma!
So, who do I have to give a reacharound to to get True Blue Stories released on DVD?
Uh...not me.
*scratches Sax off reacharound list*
I know some say that baseball is slow, but this first batter is taking forever.
6
5
9
8
4
3
7
2
1
857-5309
WE GOT GAME
O-Dog?!
3 up and 3 down
This impatient-at-the-plate thing does not seem to be that effective.
That Padre line-up is an awesome spectacle. No way should we lose a game against them.
Give me a break.Come on Lilly.Don't fuck around.
Either fan representing in the crowd.
Lilly not showing me too much so far this year.
it's his second start...I'm sure he'll improve, RIGHT?
We got out of that one,barely.
Karina...We can only hope.
Wet Bison double!
Bison loose in the rain!!
Rain delay SOON.
Dodgers were up when they called the rain delay, so they win. That's how it works, right?
Freaking rain.
Kemp leadoff double!
FUCK YOU CHARLIE STEINER!
The team with the most extra base hits when it starts raining wins.
and now we wait...
cc: Josh
@karina Maybe we should try Finite Incantem.
Had to flip to the Angel game to feed the baseball craving. They're wearing their "Must kill the queen" uniforms.
nothing but clear skies over here.we'll see what happens
This is the slowest game of all time
Just saw the Office where Michael proposes to Holly. Well done, guys.
Why the fuck is it raining in San Diego?
You ruined it for me, Sax!
Just kidding. I gave up on The Office last season.
Gubment shutdown averted. I can get back to baseball now.
@ Saxy
Forrest Whitaker?
@PS Dusty: you know what ruined the Office proposal info for me, was the Arnold Schwarzenegger issue of EW recently, which quoted Holly accepting his proposal in their TV section. So it was spoiled for me too.
@Spanky 9:02p: er, no.
game supposed to resume at 9:20.
@Sax
The Titanic sinks at the end!
Also, they make it back to Earth in Apollo 13.
@Dusty 9:04p: yeah, tv proposals always make me Geary-eyed, too.
I think I ate a pound and a half of nan bread at dinner. I might have to get some surgically removed.
#vindaloo
^teary-eyed
That joke would have been a lot better...Frickin' autocorrect
Onion naan I hope
^naan
Regrettably, it was plain naan. Onion was available, but Mrs. Dusty balked.
Dbacks spanking the Reds 13-1
^I got to take a base.
Here's to ya, O-Dog. Much love.
I was just about to give up and watch Love & Other Drugs.
Snap Poll:
Dodgers or Catwoman boobies?
@Josh
Dodgers
OH SHIT WE GOT GAME AGAIN
STUPID can of paint. What a crap idea.
I did always like the "Hit It Here" sign at Camden Yards.
hedley
Come on. Kemp is on third. bring hin in
1 vote from Dusty for Dodgers, a vote each from Uribe and Loney for Catwoman boobies.
And Thames makes it official! Boobies win!
Fuck wiping your eyes. Best get some contacts,Bitch!
hedley
Cracking me up, Spank.
I got April out of the way about 5 years ago.(bitch)
this is late, but that was unac-fucking-ceptable! The guy on third with nobody out has to score. Good teams get that guy home. Bad teams don't.
wow that was lucky as hell
I <3 Loney!
and hi everybody. Gonna be a late night here at the FB homestead. I hope I have enough vodka to keep me going
What FB said.
I mean, god damn...how hard is it? Embarrassing.
Epale, FB!
Yo,FB.
Hi, FB!
@FB
Weekend booze thread on Facebook calling out for your vodka status.
do I need a lube-key to administer a reacharound?
awesome game thread by the way
@DB done and done
Luebke.That is a fucked up name.
was that Mike Cameron Maybin out there?
Geez, I can't listen to this game. Man on third with none out and Uribe, FJL and Thames all whiff. Fucking A, dudes, at least put the ball in play and pretend you are trying.
(I know this comment is late but I'm working out to find an outlet for my aggression.)
Epale, y'all! Are we gonna play this one out, finally?
Rox lost. (Bitches)
@ Saxy
Are you watching tomorrows replay?
#waybehindfool
Excuse me .i'm drunk.
LONEY!!
holy moly nice catch! and way to blow up the mic! Mike D would be proud
Hi FB!!
I Don't like this guy with the screwy last name. Bring back Richard.
Does anyone know if Davey is back yet, I haven't been able to see the 1st base coaching box
it looks frosty there in SD. What is it? 64 degrees?
@FB
New Beasties album dropping on May 3.
Epale Mr. C!
It's 45 here in LA. I mean degrees, not malt liquor.
he karen! I was Davey back too. We stunk when he was gone!
@DB it's 45 here too!
45 here too but I had 100 degree days
C'mon Teddy. Cantu cannot.
good job, Casey. You gonna homer next inning?
"Throw strikes, stupid"
That sounds a lot like my little league days.
That would have been a home run in boston.
"Throw strikes, stupid"
Also like my Little League days, and my dad was yelling it at me.
(cries)
I've been getting my Dodger-Mets tickets for when the boys are in town in a few weeks. It has to be better than last year when it was 38 and windy for three straight days. Plus my pops is coming to town!
I bet in a million years,Beard would have never thought he'd be hitting 2nd for the Dodgers at 40 years old.
nice work, Casey - that's a 2-hitter for you!
cmon Dre, Saxy wants a badge!
take a goddamn pitch!
Wash yer hair, Andre!!!
that's a #3 hitter for you.
We're not very good.
those foul-backs sound like an 808 boooom!
uhoh karen - no Davey still
keep taking, Matty
No excuses,Vin.
FB...Those are the good days...taking in a game at the Yard with dad.
cmon, Juanny!
Kemp draws a walk.
Uribe homer. Calling it.
Hit a homerun,you fucking GNAT!
quit stalling, wuss
@FB
The 808 kit drum makes the girlies get dumb.
I'll take it!
that'll do!
@Dusty...I hate to say it but I thought the same thing about Dre's hair when the game started the first time.
We scored! We scored!!
@DB the girlies and FB
We scored. Dodger styles!
Sure, why not.
Hurry up and get the fifth in so we can win!
good bunt, Juanny!
Urine to Lugie.
@Karen
Yeah I don't know what Dre is doing with that hair. Either not washing it or some major product.
can we just skip loney's at bat and go on to the next inning
@DB Mrs FB has a Beastie Boys tape she found at a thrift store. It's a short one from the Licensed to Ill era and has a combination of videos and concert footage. That's good stuff and all but at the end is a backstage segment where things get ill - lots of blunts, 40s and hands going down the pants of groupies. Good stuff
Loney is the new Kemp
ps- Josh, how are those boobies?
@FB
I think I have that tape. (Tape!) Does one of the BBs sign some groupie's stomach with a marker and then run his hand...down there? Something like that?
@karen - you said it, re dad
Loney has always been the new Kemp.
@DB that's the one! pure filth! How are they the same dudes that are trying to save the planet and Tibetans now?
not that different from us, I suspect
I bet it would be funny to see Loney play CF
@FB
Pure filth, indeed! Vile!
(Makes note to convert from VHS to digital and watch soon)
I aspire to be like Yauch when I grow up.
cmon you stupid ump!
cmon you stupid pitcher!
I no longer have beard like a billy goat, however.
hedley
@Mr C - was that to break the losing streak? Because it just got Cameron Maybin a hit
We are not in an ideal situation.
Mr. C gettin rope ya'll.
What is up with the Indians' red-stenciled "C" in MLB AtBat's scoreboard? It looks lame.
What happened to the script "I"?
the UCLA secondary? That's like the French army
@fb
Long gone, but there beard status is mostly a game time decision in the House of Customer. I can't take any credit or assume blame for the Maybin debacle.
Uncle Charlie makin' 'em look silly.
A couple of gooood curve balls to strike out Hundly
200
Yes!
I had a premonition that Sax was going to snipe 200.
@Saxy I think they went back to the old C this year for some uniforms: 2011 Indians uniforms
Are we ever going to do 100SS again? Of course you guys would retire the one game I was actually good at.
get him out! you worked to get the hard out, now get the easy one!
Bring in Ray Searage!
heh heh ball girl running around in a plastic bag. Did she come from a Gallagher show?
Took you long enough, Lilly.
that was nasty. Are you allowed to do that to an opposing pitcher?
Big deal.He's the back up pitcher.
NNNNooooooooooo! Don't bring that shit back, Sax!
WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO, DUSTY? WHY?
Hey, Lilly escapes the fourth!
Watching Judy Greer on Letterman. She and Carla Gallo are the filthiest legitimate actresses
(hates)
KEEEP TAKINNG
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