Chad Billingsley (1-1, 4.91) vs. Casey Coleman (1-0, 4.22).
Taking three of four from the Braves to end the last homestand, the Dodgers clawed their way back to the .500 level. The Cubs, on the other hand, haven't been more than a game above or below .500 all year.
With Billingsley, who hurled eight shutout innings in his last start to help the Dodgers stop a five-game losing streak, on the mound today @ Wrigley, can we help Coleman exit early? Perhaps leaving in an Indian horse-drawn carriage, so we can dub him "Gharry Coleman"? Whatchoo talkin' about, Sax?
(And maybe while we're at it, can .171-batting James Loney please find some diff'rent strokes in Chicago, given his past history at Wrigley Field?)