Clayton Kershaw: DNP. Matt Kemp: 1-for-3, double. Kenley Jansen: 1.0 IP, 4R, all earned. Welcome back to earth, Kenley. Too bad you had to do it against the Giants, but now you can work on lowering that 36.00 ERA.
Ted Lilly started the game by giving up four runs of his own (over 4 2/3 innings). Matt Cain, formerly Dodger bait, is no longer scared of us. He scattered five hits over six innings, striking out three.
In happier news, Andre Ethier says hi. He went 3-for-4, and Jamey Carroll went 2-for-4. Oh, and by the way: Russell Martin hit a three-run home run for the Yankees today.
Sax's note (11:37p): One more update: Adrian Beltre hit his ninth career grand slam tonight to help the Rangers beat the Red Sox, 12-5.
photo by Nick Laham/Getty Images
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This Joe Block guy sounds drunk as hell.
One of us!
And I for one understand every word he says.
This Jimbo is disappointed in the outcome of today's game.
So much for wire to wire...
We got thoroughly depantsed.
They handed out these foam fingers today to all who entered. They were an advert for Little Fokkers. Featured index and middle fingers pointing so you could do the whole "i'm watching you" thing. After the wretched game, I walked to the car with the foam finger on but the index finger pulled down, with just the middle finger extended. Pointed it at gloating Gnats fans several times. I felt better.
I thought the dodgers were just trying to aim low for the year
WE'RE NUMBER 2!!!
Too Drunk To Fuck-Dead Kennedys
Fuck non-Jimbos in the Armit
*cries*
*gets distracted by wine*
*cries again*.
This day of "losing" confuses and infuriates this former Jumbo!
^ Jimbo. Damn you, auto-correct!
Alright bring out the Jumbos!!
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
Donnie B needs to be running the top (or as close to top as we have) guys out there every day. Why are Furcal and Barajas resting today when there's an off day on Monday? (I know...day after night. But it's the third game!)
Other than that, I have no beef. He's doing a pretty good job managing so far.
Yeah wasn't sure you make it a rest day when we already have back ups in the lineup cause of injuries.
If Furcal and Barajas go 6 for 8 tomorrow I will understand.
I had a rest day yesterday but not much more productive today unless production is measured in drinks and buring coyote carcasses.
wait, you burned coyotes today and didn't invite me?
misread your typo. let me re-phrase that:
wait, you buried coyotes today and didn't invite me?
Just warming up Dusty.
Bottom line: whether you are burning or burying coyotes, I would appreciate an invitation in the future.
(howls)
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My god, stop the presses. I just saw a relevant ad banner on SoSG after all these years. It's advertising Lakers v Nuggets. Whoa!
Beer status: Jack Daniel's on the rocks. Just gettin' started.
Noted.
Just dont tell Mr. C. He is a notorious coyote sympathizer.
Finished up my Zin.
I need a break so i am going with Asahi. A great palate clenser.
Crisp Asian lagers are incredibly good palate cleansers. Singha is excellent in this respect, too.
I got your palate cleanser right here.
Still waiting for the Jumbos....
Heh...Spank. Wish I would have thought to say that.
Spank flies in like Han Solez flying the el falcon.
The more we keep conversing, the sooner the Jimbo comment count lessens and eventually dissipates.
So keep talkin'.
I am still giggling about the suckling big comment. It messed up two conversations already.
I want Jimbo to fade into obscurity too, but I still would like to hear the voicemails.
Ice cream status: chocolate chip.
Dessert status: red velvet cake
In-N-Out Status: Double-Single with Onions, Fries
No shake because This Jimbo needs to stfu fatty.
Added to the post with an update on Adrian Beltre tonight.
(cries)
I was truly hoping you didn't see the night Beltre had, Sax. I knew it would drive a Son to madness.
Dusty out. Need my Blue sleep so I can get some things done tomorrow before heading back to the Yard. Mrs . Dusty demanded that we go to get those Dodger snuggy blanket thingies.
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Can i get you anything? A daquiri or a margarita?
How about a third baseman with power, and a decent left fielder?
Kershaw: DNP
haha
*sighs* I'm sure Kenley Hansen just made me forget my match on fantasy baseball
*sobs*
I added him yesterday
*cries like a schoolgirl*
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