
Jon Garland (0-1, 11.25) vs. Derek Lowe (2-2, 1.82).
- Derek Lowe, playing for the Dodgers: 54-48, 3.59 ERA,, 1.230 WHIP, 6.0 K/9 (120 ERA+)
- Derek Lowe, playing against the Dodgers: 1-2, 3.06 ERA, 1.361 WHIP, 3.9 K/9 (I can't find his ERA+ here. Who am I, Eric Stephen?)
Do you like sweaty men? Then you'll love tonight's game, which pits The Sweatiest Man on Earth, Lowe, against Garland, who made the Dodgers sweat in his first start by proving beyond a doubt that perhaps he maybe wasn't fully recovered from that strained oblique.
The Braves dropped an eight-spot on the Dodgers in last night's ninth, but if the Dodger bats can find their sweet spots tonight, they'll be chasing Lowe and the sweat spot on his uniform to the showers.
Sax's note: I will be there in person to document Dodger Stadium under martial law. I will not be wearing a Braves jersey. Ping us with an email, or in the GT, if you're at the game and want to say hi (cognizant that mobile phone coverage in the Stadium trails Burkina Faso).
82 comments:
I dunno wtf you're talking about, I get full bars in the Burks (as I like to call it).
Just ahead of The Disputed Zone.
@josh - naw man, those south koreans make good antennas.
CDMA only tho.
Where's that annoying verizon guy when you need him?
So when is the parade?
For some reason a lot of non-dodger fans are calling me saying sorry like this is bad thing.
Vin: "The back end of the bullpen got their back end handed to them."
It kinda looks like ONLY Sax, MLASC, and Mr. C are at the park.
Garland's going to be keeping the defense on its toes, I see.
Is everyone still recovering from the "Afternoon Delight" that they can't comment on the GT.
There you go.
You still got paid,bitches.
I give Mary Hart props. She never waivered her allegiance to her team.Unlike moi.
Nice throw, Rod
We are now getting the calls by the umpires.Thanks Bud!
The Braves are always changing something with their uniforms.
Vinny, I love you, but:
STOP TELLING US WHAT UGGLA MEANS IN SWEDISH!
We got it. We had it years ago. Erase that from the game notes already.
Carroll needs a center eye.
J. Carroll SS
C. Blake 3B
A. Ethier RF
M. Kemp CF
J. Uribe 2B
J. Loney 1B
J. Sands LF
R. Barajas C
J. Garland P
Trivia fans will note: 5 people whose first name begins with J.
*Laker Mode*
Boooooooo!
You're out, bish!
#PackofCards
Sit down Okafor. You fucking mutt.
D.Fish Muhfuckas
Oh, I forgot I was about 8 mins behind on the DVR. That comments was about Barajas throwing the runner out trying to steal second in the top of the 2nd.
I thought you were at the game,Dusty.
5-0 Dodgers and nothing out of anyone about the scoring on McCourt meets the guillotine day. WTF peeps! I'm watching the Lakers and missed the runs but I'll still give them the FUCK YEAH!
Bud Selig has provided the constipated Dodgers offense some much needed Ex-Lax.
I like how Vin says Heyward is "struggling" with 4 home runs.
Would have been nice of them to hold on to the 5-0 score for Donnie B's 50th birthday.
Steve Blake is back
I came to the bowling alley by my house to watch the game and every T.V. at the bar is playing the Lake show. I asked the bartender if he could put on the Dodger game on just one of the TV's and he said that people would rather watch the Lakers. So here I am sitting where people bowl with my beer in like some isolated corner....on a totally unrelated note, a commercial for T-Mobile just came on. The 4G chick is hotness. That is all.
Los Doyers. Goddamn.
I dig that they're using Eric Smith in the commercials for Dodger promos.
They forgot about Dre.
DRE DAY!
ET-TEE-YEAH!
Ethier!!!
Stream of consciousness from WDDIM....I like it.
Ethiers hair looks like Bill the Butchers.
Damn this place cleared out. Finally home.
Good stuff, WDDIM.
@Spank
Nope. Couldn't get out of work early enough to make it to the Yard.
Kobe is getting a long break
Is that a herpe on Young's face.
@Dusty
@Orel
LOL
These refs stink!!
I am not watching the basketball game but I am sure it applies somehow.
Come on Jerry!!
That was bad ass Gasol
D.FISH!
The Dodger game is over till the bullpen comes in.That is when the fun starts.
Where is Mr. C sitting?
@Paul
Anywhere he wants, given how empty the place is.
FUCK YOU CHRIS PAUL!
3 more innings of not giving up a run and we bring the Selig era in with a win.
(cries)
I think I saw Mr. C in the Dodger dugout chatting it up.
I think Mr.C. is singing GBA!
I want our guys to start juicing. Tired of seeing balls not quite going out of the Yard.
I wanted that cycle. Still a Dre Day.
Definitely a Dre Day. Come on Jonny G, take this one home for us so we don't have to go to the pen.
Weak crowd. i blame Dusty.
@Spank
(cries)
(hangs head)
I think MLASF might have disintegrated half the crowd accidently with his heat vision.
Matt Gwerieieeirrrrrr warming up.
I think Mr C may have used the other half of the crowd as a stirrer for his comedy-sized gin and tonic.
Paul said rear.
Could be the Saxy gambit also that effected the size of the crowd. No one likes being around a square.
Uh oh, they're makin the call....here's where the real fun begins...
That's a great point, Spank. Most people are probably scared off by the exorbitant beer prices that Sax has set, that tee-totaling lil bish.
Saxy is like the plague. Wherever he goes,the price of beer inflates.
This seems oddly too easy....
We make Non-McCourt Party!!!
SELIG!
Whoooo!! Dodgers win, but like Paul said it seems a little too easy...still have some beer left so I guess I'll watch the Lake show...
@WDDIM
Always order another beer, then you will have the excuse that you have a little beer left.
Garland: Complete game.
McCourt: Complete waste.
FUCK YOU KEVIN HARLAN!
FUCK YOU SHANE VICTORINO!
man, bullshit flagrant.
PGTUP!
Dumb call
Okafor? WTF!
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