Thursday, February 24, 2011

Be My Broheim: Final Round 5!

It's a tight race among the top 3, as Mr F continues to hold off MLASC (interestingly both have averaged below-average ratings throughout the first 4 rounds). Loney Fan has jumped into contender status. Quad has leapt into the top 10 with his seduction of Karina yesterday.

Now, get ready to Tango for Cash (well, not actually cash), it's the final Round!

Bros:

  1. Jason S & Josh S
  2. DB & MB
  3. Spank & Neeebs
  4. MLASC & Mr C
  5. Mr F & Pistol PR
  6. Loney Fan & QuadSevens
  7. Mr Dr & Paul

112 comments:

Josh S. said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: MLASC, let's make it two days in a row? Be the Dean to my Sam?

MR. F said...

Wotcher!

Steve Sax said...

@EK: love the Tango and Cash reference.

It's too bad this is the last round, as I was hoping for a Turner and Hooch reference next.

Fred's Brim said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: FB, will you be my Broheim?

Fred's Brim said...

BROHEIM REPLY: FB, I decline

karina said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Czar, may I be the czarina?

MR. F said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, will you be the Ginny to my Harry?

MeanieBreanie said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Jason, will you do me the honor and give me that raincheck we discussed?

Dusty Baker said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: MB, will you be my Braheim?

I would like to make sweet, sweet love with a woman for once.

what_difference_does_it_make said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Jason, will you be my broheim?

what_difference_does_it_make said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: MR.LASC, will you be my broheim?

what_difference_does_it_make said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Josh S. Will you be my broheim?

Mr. Doctor said...

BROHEIM REQUEST:

Mr. F, be mine?

Jason said...

BROHEIM REPLY: MB, it's not you, it's me. I have to decline.

(cries)

Jason said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Josh, be my broheim and I'll consider taking your last name. I think Jason S has a nice ring to it.

Josh S. said...

BROHEIM REPLY: Jason, I accept! The S is yours!

Josh S. said...

Sorry, MLASC. Like Sam, I have so soul.

(Unless he got it back. I'm a few eps behind.)

Jason S said...

The S is in effect!

MR. F said...

Hilarious.

Loney Fan said...

Q7 - I'm not sure what in my right mind makes me think this will work, but just for fun...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Quad, will you be my Broheim?

Spank said...

Broheim Request: What do you say Mr.C? Let's start the bacchanal,Mang!

Josh said...

Bwah!

MeanieBreanie said...

DB, I don't care about these stupid scores. I accept and will be yours today. A good bottle of wine is in order. What will it be?

@Jason - yeah, right, that's what they all say ;~))

Spank said...

I see how it is

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

Damn, I must be one hideous monster, no chatter at all...

Dusty Baker said...

*gets busy with MB, Texas style*

Let's have a great but hideously overpriced Pinot noir to start the date off.

Spank said...

Broheim Request: Let bygones be bygones.We started this and let's end it. FRED'sBRIM ,be my broheim and let us recreate the last scene of Casablanca and walk off into the fake moonlight.

Loney Fan said...

@MR. C - Have you ever heard of the rookie that pulled his first rebound the night Wilt Chamberlain pulled 55? He said it was the proudest night of his life. Together, he and Wilt went for 34 points and 56 rebounds.

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. C, would you help make me a champion by being my Broheim?

Fred's Brim said...

BROHEIM REPLY: Spank, I decline. I will be no one's Broheim

Spank said...

Broheim Request: I'll listen to Pavement with you,Mr.F.

(cries)

Mr. Doctor said...

Spank, I accept you and freely encourage illegal drug use and promiscuity.

BROHEIM REQUEST:

Spank, be mine?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Dammit. I guess I'll just have to pour all of my frustrations into a restored 1967 Chevrolet Impala.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

I'm pretty sure I have broheim herpes.

On that note

BROHEIM REQUEST: Fred's Brim, give it up like you just swallowed the worm in Tijuanna! (I'm way less romantic than Spank)

Neeebs said...

Broheim request. Pistol I'll be your holster. Lets recreate what we had.

Spank said...

I was going to save this last request for my beloved but since she hooked up with Harry Palms I'll send it out to the next best thing.

Broheim Request:Neeebs,Can I tempt you with a night filled with L.A.Kings,Booze and prog rock? BTW,I always put out on the first date.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

I think I misspelled Tea-you-anna.

MR. F said...

Spank, is that an official request?

Spank said...

Yes Mr.F.

Neeebs said...

Spank. You had me at prog rock. I accept.

MR. F said...

D'OH! I'm too slow =(.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

BROHEIM ACCEPT: Neeebs, you complete me.

FB. I'm sorry. I was drunk.

Spank said...

@ Neeebs

I'll still put out.

Neeebs said...

@mr f. Back off my spank. I got him first.

Spank said...

Ain't I the belle of the ball.

MR. F said...

PPR is too slow, too! =(

MeanieBreanie said...

@DB - I may be easy but I'm never cheap. Pinot Noir then on to Champagne to celebrate. No man should have harry palms. We will need to discuss this with Mrs. Dusty

@Spank - my beloved. Had you asked me first I would have accepted.

Neeebs said...

@pistol. Sorry but Spank swooped in and offered to play Marillion while I beer bonged miller lite.

Neeebs said...

If I can play matchmaker, Mr. F and Pete would make a fine pair.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. C, will you broheim it up with me?

Spank said...

@ MB

I could not take the rejection anymore. A man needs his pride.

*walks off with neeebs in a soft embrace*

Mr. Doctor said...

::Watches all the pretty people from far away::

:'(

Loney Fan said...

Karina, we have been following this blog longer than most in this game, that has to count for something. Remember the days, back in 2008 when we would laugh and joke and follow games together on this thread?

BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, will you be my Broheim for old time's sake?

Mr. Doctor said...

Loney Fan sounds like a desperate Facebook message sent at 3:00am.

Loney Fan said...

It is a little desperate, but that's why I know it will work. Karina would not leave me hanging like that. We have history.

Mr. Customer said...

BROHEIM REPLY: MLASC, request accepted. (unless I missed something along the way)

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

Damn, we're all whores.

OK, so I made a play for FB, who seems AWOL.

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. F, we started this thing together, let's end it. I'm sorry I ever cheated on you.

MR. F said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: I'm following Neeebs' matchmaking suggestion. Pistol Pete Reiser, will you be my Broheim? We can double-date with Neeebs and Spank!

MR. F said...

BROHEIM REPLY: Making that request at the same time has to be a sign. Pistol Pete, I accept!

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

It's love. Or lust.

Spank said...

PPR and Mr.F are like peas and carrots.

QuadSevens said...

BROHEIM REPLY: Loney Fan, I have gone out of my mind as well, and accept.

QuadSevens said...

BROHEIM REPLY: Loney Fan, I have gone out of my mind as well, and accept.

MR. F said...

Sorry Mr. Dr. I just had to go back to my old flame.

Loney Fan said...
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Loney Fan said...

Quad 7, based on the low response rate to my requests, I think we may have a good chance to take the top spot.

Who would have thought that after all these years, we would team up during the last hours of a game based on brotherly love, possibly for the win. This could be the start of something.

Only time will tell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uKnkjtaZJU

Dusty Baker said...

@MB

Ok, i'll check with Mrs Dusty on possibilities for 3-way. That's what you meant, right?

Mr. Doctor said...

No hard feelings Mr. F and it definitely was not me who keyed your car!

MR. F said...

o_O

MeanieBreanie said...

@DB, ROFLMAO - a classic example of "she said" versus "what he thinks she said".

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

There's a lotta love in this blog.

(Group hug)

karina said...

BROHEIM REPLY: sure, of course I'd love to be the Ginny to your Harry, how could I resist a huge dorky proposal like that?

MR. F said...

KARINA YOU'RE TOO LATE! I already hooked up with PPR =(.

karina said...

^I meant BROHEIM REPLY: Mr F, let's eat some treacle tart and listen to some Wrock!

karina said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: what difference does it make, would you like to broheim with me?

karina said...

*sighs*I suspect I'll be alone at Mr. C's housewarming party :(

MR. F said...

I'm sorry Karina =(.

Mr. Customer said...

Any game where Karina is left without a date needs a reality check.

*files protest*

Spank said...

You gotta pimp that booty,Karina.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

Mr. F is MINE!!! MINE, Mine, Mine, ALL MINE!!!

(Stomps up and down like Daffy Duck)

Nothing seems to end well for poor Daffy...

Greg Hao said...

no time to sit around and bullshit all day today, so, here we go:

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr F, will you be my broheim?

BROHEIM REQUEST: Pistol PR, will you be my broheim?

BROHEIM REQUEST: w.d.d.i.m., will you be my broheim?

BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, will you be my broheim?

MR. F said...

Sorry Greg Hao, but I'm already taken =(.

le spank said...

Ciao

Paul said...

Just checked in. I must had the Broheim version of an STD. I'll just huddle in the corner and listen to Karma police over and over.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

Sorry Greg,

Mr. F and I are already picking out curtains.

Mr. Doctor said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Paul, I've given all I can. Be my broheim?

Steve K said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, would you do me the honor of being my final Broheim?

Paul said...

You have yourself a Broheim Mr. D. I think we might be the ugly duo but screw those bastards.

Mr. Doctor said...

@Paul,

As long as we don't fight like Liam and Noel, I am happy!

Steve K said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: wddim, will you be my Broheim?

Steve K said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: rbnlaw, will you be my Broheim?

Steve K said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Greg, will you be my Broheim?

Steve Sax said...

91 comments? Broheim = off-season GT

Steve K said...

I'm hoping for at least one more comment... someone saying they'll be my Broheim!

Eric Karros said...

Tick tock tick tock...

Remember, a 1 is better than a 0...

Loney Fan said...

Sorry Steve K, you shouldn't have sat next to the A/V club at lunch. You lose major popularity points that way.

Eric Karros said...

Did we only get 5 couples this round? Am I missing anyone?

Jason S said...

@EK - Mr. Doctor and Paul hooked up behind the gym while you weren't looking.

Jason S said...

And Mr. F and PPR seemed to have snuck in some action as well.

Eric Karros said...

Sorry I'm totally off my game today. Thanks for heads up, will update shortly.

QuadSevens said...

Hopefully I helped push you over the top Loney Fan.

Dusty Baker said...

MB is a better spanker than Spanky, ironically.

*puts gimp mask back on*

Loney Fan said...

I think we got this thing Quad.

Eric Karros said...

Sorry folks, final standings won't post until tomorrow as I left the scoresheet at work...

Mr. Customer said...

DAMMIT!

Jason S said...

I guess I get to keep this S until tomorrow then. Huzzah!

le spank said...

*passes beer bong to pistol pete*
*cross-checks mr.f*
*twists neeebs nipples*

Dusty Baker said...

Breakfast in bed for MB tomorrow!

Spank said...

Can I have my gimp mask back now goddammit?!!

karina said...

@Spank 12:16 I try to my best,it's hard work,it involves mild starving and working out hard.It seems it doesn't work.

*cries*

@Mr C why didn't you invite me?

@Greg Hao and Steve K I confused the time and I thought the game was over :(

Mr. Customer said...

@Karina

I don't know what I was thinking!

BROHEIM REQUEST - Karina, will you be my (non-game) broheim? It won't net you any points, unfortunately.

MeanieBreanie said...

@DB - my oh my what a breakfast it was ;~))xx

@Mr. C - Despite my rejection, I always knew you were the gentlemen you proved yourself to be.

karina said...

@Mr C I don't think I could reject you with such a sweet proposal