The Super Bowl reminded me that 2011 will be the GEEKIEST. SUMMER. EVER. Featuring...
Then there's JJ Abrams, who can do no wrong.
And Michael Bay, who can do no right. Transformers 2 was AS BAD A MOVIE AS I'VE EVER SEEN! (A list which includes over a dozen screenings of The Room and the sequel to RoadHouse.) Then why - like a goldfish with a head trauma - am I so excited to see this?
UPDATE - Yes, there was a second Road House.
It was real. And it was spectacular.