Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
To do list:
Confirmed bros:
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
119 comments:
.....and so it starts.
Karina, what a fool I was to treat you so poorly earlier!
*begins serenading in the street window with Pirlo, Ambrosini, and Inzaghi as a back-up band*
BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, will you forgive me and be my Broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Dusty Baker, be my valentine?
Uh, broheim, I meant broheim.
John Oates' 'stache has to be at least a 6 all by itself.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank, will you be my Broheim again? I can't get enough of you, you hunkanunka burning love and quite a bit of hate
Having trouble with the English language this morning...
Mr. C, are you experiencing heavyheavyburtation?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Fred's Brim, will you be the Hall to my Oates (or the Oates to my Hall)?
BROMEO REQUESTO: RBN, if you'll be my broheim, I'll do your briefs.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina will you be my super special broheimina?
@Josh
Could be, but the smart money is on demonic possession. I'm not ready to rule out plain old glossolalia either.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, karina, karina, where for art thou? Por favor?
@Mr. C
Quoting my favorite movie, The Fifth Element. "Listen lady, I only speak two languages. English and bad English."
BROHEIM REQUEST: Fred, will you be my Fernando? I mean broheim.
*crickets*
*sips coffee and squints as I watch the tumbleweeds go by*
Girlheim Request:MB-Will you give me the pleasure of being my girlheim,poopy pants? We can listen to Culture Club and drink cheap scotch.
BRO REQ: Paul will you be my bro? The Rolling Rocks are on me.
Girlheim Request:Karina,Will you be my girlheim? We can dance like Ian Curtis and I'll even give Coper a bath.
I feel like a man now....sort of.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. Doctor, will you be my Dr. Broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Hey SPANKY let's climb aboard the starship, head to the skies and kick Lasorda's ASS.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Spanky, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: QuadSevens, will you be my broheim!?
BROHEIM REPLY:
Jason, I reject.
"It's not you, it's me."
No broheims yet?
Jason's looking for a rebound - act now while his standards are low!
BROHEIM REQUEST: Neebs. Don't say no. I can't go for that.
Davey Lopes/John Oates... same person? or just the 'stash?
BRO RESPONSE: Quad you have yourself a Bro, Bravo Bravo. Oh I mean I accept.
I always wanted to dress up as Oates for Halloween but never had a willing Hall.
BROHEIM REPLY: Mr Doctor, I accept
Spank, I will never forgive you for this
I have a Broheim! Woohoo!
BROHEIM REQUEST: MB, will you be my broheim? I'd even consider a move to Texas to make it work...
BROHEIM REQUEST: Josh, will you be my broheim?
Damnit, I need a broheim.
Pistol Pete: Let's piss on on the 2010 WS Trophy together.
I hereby accept.
BROHEIM REQUEST: MB, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr F, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: QuadSevens, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Paul, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. F, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: DB, will you be my Broheim? Or am I Out of Touch?
son of a bitch. I wasted one of my request on QuadSevens
No takers from the ladies?
@MB-I'll throw in the Sharktopus.
@Karina- I'll squeeze the muck out Copers booty
BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank, I'm not a chick, but I'll be your broheim!
OHH requests. I'll have to think hard about this.
@ EK
I need a ruling on who are broheims or am I brain dead from migraines that I didn't see an update?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that I have a shitty rating.
I udpated the Broheims in the post. But to recap what I have:
1. QuadSevens & Paul
2. Mr Dr & FB
3. Pistol PR & Neeebs
Am I missing any?
Broheim Request:
DB,Let's make sweetSweetSWEET love?
BROHEIM REQUEST: what difference does it make, will you be my broheim? I promise to up my level of apathy to match yours.
Last request.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Josh S., Will you be my Broheim?
I would also appear to have a low rating.
@FB I'm glad you accepted, now I don't have to get all desperate and start offering armpit intercourse.
I'm beginning to feel a little lonely and slightly nervous.
So I guess I'm not wanted, Spanky?
Checking in. I see I have requests, but am I ready to give up my broheimen?
Thanks for posting the update,EK.
You are being heavily considered Mr.F.
@Josh
I see what you did there......
@mr c, et al - or your ratings may be too high for people!
For example, I've not received a request yet and I'm wagering that's because I've taken a turn and changed my 2 from yesterday to a 10!
I wonder where Karina is, no word from her as of yet...
Mr. C I am flying blind as I can't get to my email because of work IT issues. But no one seems to want me either. BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr C will you be my Broheim?
^bigtime
BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank, if you're up for it and want a Broheim, I'm your man.
More Oates! Less Hall!
Well I gotta run, so here's my answer.
BROHEIM RESPONSE: Sorry MRLASC, but I'm going with GREG HAO. I'll be our broheim! I will be the Oates to your Hall.
Onto LA! Smell you later.
Or not. Not yet anyway! AHHHH.
Time for more random requests.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: WDDIM, will you be my broheim?
Barely an hour left and only 4 pairs.
You guys are really holding out for that last minute call from the homecoming queen...
BROHEIM REPLY: I will be your Valentine, Josh S.
Unless someone else has already claimed you.
Getting my ale on before I board my flint so haven't read all the thread yet.
*Spoons w Josh*
Wow my number has to suck. Apparently so does MLASC and since I can't stand loneliness, here is my last try
BROHEIM REQUEST: MLASC will you be my broheim? We can sit in the corner playing D and D like the nerds we apparently are.
Less than an hour left. The desperation is palatable.
You're the cheese to my macaroni, DB.
^ Flight
Heh, Josh's macaroni.
Hey Josh, Can we go on a D & D double date with Loney Fan and Marla? You can DM.
Loney Fan, I accept your geeky overtures.
@ek - it's important not to shoot your wad too early. You only get one chance to impregnate the prom queen!!
/flashback to high school
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. C, how about it, want to be my broheim? All this rejection is really hurting my self esteem.
This can only result in a very sloppy happy hour.
My high school flashbacks do not include any opportunities to impregnate the prom queen.
...playing D&D in the corner was more how I rolled.
(note the wishful use of past tense)
My high school fantasies involve that, but not my memories.
Actually I believe they involved intercourse, but not impregnation, now that in think about it.
please no mention of armpits
23 minutes and counting...
Boo!
If I ever go to an SoSG meetup, I am going to be very conscious of my armpits.
I'm dying to say something about armpits!
If I can't, I'll at least say WASH YER HAIR! TIMMEH!!!
Say it! Say it!
I accept Steve K's offer to be my Sara Smile. Time to go One on One.
I'm out dis bish in a bad way!
Another desperate pairing as the clock winds down.
Soulmates Steve K and Spank become bros. I've updated the post - your kismet is on my list.
@w.w.d.i.m.
BROHEIM REQUEST: The field has cleared. Will you continue to be my broheim?
@Greg Hao - your 11:17am post is reminiscent of my approach with the ladies out at the clubs.
*still getting my ale on before my flight*
Getting work done on iPad? No. Refreshing this thread repeatedly? Absolutely.
Spray and pray? Well, it worked for Greg Hao!
Can we call the ladies heimdolls, or is that a thor thubject?
100
^torture post
Post right before 2pm and hope I mess up somebody's broheiming with a conflicting edit, post.
@Jason
BROHEIM REPLY: Jason, any port in a storm. Broheim request accepted.
harsh, FM
Oh, Neeebs. We are all amigos here!
That's harsh in a good way. Diabolical and excellent.
*blocks karina*
@Mr. C - Did you get the "any port in a storm" candy heart you received on Valentine's day, too?
@Jason
It's the thought that counts.
I can't type today. Apparently Mr. C's trouble with the English language is contagious.
Mr. C' native tongue is Gaelic.
*insert pun here*
I'm going to venture a guess that my Broheim and I are within one point of each other. That's okay, what I am lacking in my suave approach to the ladies, I more than make up for with HP and Dexterity!
Thanks for being my Bro, Spank! You Make My Dreams!
I think you ought to spank J Steve, Spanky.
@EK @1:53 PM - hey, it's all a numbers game player!
@EK @1:29 PM - I'm sure you'll find this hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vChEPj0dXXk
ARGGH!!! busy Day @ work didn't allow me to play this round!!!!! Sorry Mr. C :(
@ J.Steve
Thanks for Waiting for Me.
Spank Dogg.Doing it in minutes since 1972.
O.K. thats enough.
My meetings took me past the PST deadline :( Spank and Greg, I appreciate the offers. Perhaps next time.
As a point of consolation might I add that my meetings included one original flavor Steve Sax ;~)) The two of us will be coming to Chavez Ravine in April for one of his book signings. Date TBA.
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