Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Green Bay Packers, 3:30 p.m. PT
Five burning questions about today's big game:
![]() | 1. Will Maurkice Pouncey play today? Sources say no, but we'll be ready with the cat puns regardless. Also, how do you say "Maurkice"? (I haven't been watching the NFL Network lately.) My guess is it sounds like "Marquis." |
![]() | 2. How is Super Bowl XLV not sponsored by XboX LiVe? You blew it, Microsoft. Now you'll only be known as the company that invented MS-DOS. 10 PRINT "HA HA!" 20 GOTO 10 |
![]() | 3. Is this picture awesome or what? Click to enlarge. Insert sexy pun here. Heyo! |
![]() | 4. How bad did you feel when you read about David Akers' problems at home? He had a lot on his plate. But athletes are supposed to be superhuman and feel no emotions! |
![]() | 5. Could this be the last pro football game for the next two years? If there's a football lockout, will baseball be ready to meet America's need for organized violence? Will MLB tweak its rules to encourage brushback pitches and home-plate collisions? Will they add bars to the front of helmets? Will I learn when to drop an already unfunny joke? |
JoePo on Aaron Rodgers! The Next Great Quarterback (SI.com)
Update from Sax: Usually, our Superbowl tradition here at SoSG is to liveblog the ads. Unfortunately Orel is out of pocket (and scrambling for a first down), so I will try and post wisecracks in the thread itself. I'll say now, though: that Darth Vader kid in the VW ad is the horse to beat at this stage. Good luck.
59 comments:
NOOOOOO THIS IS THE LAST FOOTBALL GAME UNTIL SEPTEMBER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I voted for cheesy metal
You voted for Winger?
Jeez, enough with the Glee crap!
Orel, are you at your destination?
Nice shirt Deion!
D'OH. My long week has worn me to the point where I feel sick. I'm missing out on a Stuper Bowl party =(.
Commercials, give me commercials
pug doritos commercial was funny.
That Audi commercial was pretty funny, especially with the Kenny G cameo.
Fuck, I said Bud Light bottle in the nads. Should have gone with Pepsi Max can.
brisk bringing back the claymation.
Epale everyone!
should I go and watch the Super Bowl here with you? can someone explain to me why we should stop playing SoSG fantasy football again?
@Czar 12:43 PM but we'll have BASEBALL 'till November if we're lucky!imho NOTHING beats baseball in this world, even when the Dodgers suck.
So far, the Audi Kenny G commercial was the best.
But I haven't seen the Darth Vader kid yet...
weren't the Steelers supposed to win?
*comment drive-by*
$@$#
liked that coke commercial.
When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield!
Darth kid commercial was funnier on my phone.
Hey there kids! Working hard to try to be interested in this one.
Yeah, this is not so good.
awwwwww,I have a sweet spot for "(I've Had) The Time of My Life".
First SuperBowl I ever see and I loved this show :)
Axl Rose is rolling in his grave right about now
@k
Wait...really?
Sorry Karina but the Black Eyed Peas suck. Should have had the Ohio Players perform
That halftime show made me weep for humanity.
@Mr C @Spank @Czar oh well, I did enjoy it! have some patience. I don't know how a SuperBowl show should be like :(
and of course "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" sealed the deal...I feel like you guys just put me on a corner :(
Guest Fashion Police liked their outfits, too :(
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
That's the face I made when they que'd the Dirty Dancing song.
Sax, I've arrived.
Captain America looks much better than Thor.
I am starting to become le sad.
@karina
No need to be banished to the corner. We're being judgmental.
Thor always was a boring-ass comic book, and it looks to be a boring-ass movie too.
Packers look lost this half
This is feeling 2010 Dodgers-esque. The Packers bullpen sucks.
Weak Coke commercial at the border
Pack really missing Woodson.
I'm really missing Woodson.
I'm not one for sappy hokum, but that Chrysler commercial was very well-made.
@MLASF
Agreed. Though on the other hand, it does not make me want to buy a Chrysler.
Rodgers needs some taller receivers.
Nice fucking game
Nobody puts karina in the corner
Hey did we get dumped by dusty?
Someone ask for me?
this was kind of a crappy game.
…and we're done here.
FAVRE!!
GO BEARS! I mean, GO PACK!
"its a great day to be great baby"
classic
Damn Dusty I thought you were working in Dallas and having Internet problems.
Suck it, Big Ben and Favre!
Gotta love Aaron Rodgers. The first thing out of his mouth is regret over not getting the TD on that last drive.
I'm headed for a heartbreak.
@spank
Already thinking about the Dodger's 2011 season?
Good game and glad that the guy who (allegedly) rapes college women in bathrooms didn't win.
Not that that will stop him from rocking out this evening in Dallas.
The last thing Dallas needs is a drunk, depressed Big Ben roaming the streets.
Weeeeeheeeeeheeeeee!
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