Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Mr F has rocketed to the top! Followed closely by MLASC, then a bunch of other folks. Greg Hao's absence last round sent him all the way down to #11. Two more rounds to go, folks. Rules here. Now, go.
Confirmed broheims:
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
94 comments:
BROHEIM REQUEST: MeanieBreanie, shall we be broheims?
BROHEIM REQUESTs: Karina, Loney, and Greg.
I'll make you eggs in the morning and bring them to you, bedside, with fresh-squeezed orange juice (w/ pulp). I'll wash your cars. I'll take out the trash. You can even have the remote.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Meaniebreanie, don't you think lost sisters should bond at least once?
Bro Request. Karina, quieras mas broheims?
BROHEIM REQUEST: rbnlaw, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: loney fan, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: karina, will you be my broheim?
And now time to save one for later. Will be running in and out today but hopefully I'll be back before 2!
Time for my rocket climb back to the top.
Girlheim Request:
Forget Josh,Be my girlheim MEANIEBREANIE
Broheim Request:
Be my broheim Loney Fan's avatar
Btoheim Request. MB I dont have any exes in Texas. Lets lasso the moon.
Hmmm.
Let me give this a shot:
BROHEIM REQUEST: Someone with a 27 rating; be my bro, haim.
If PPR had sent me that request(sans breakfast) I would take it in a second.
Wash my truck,Dude! Pretty Please!
Greg Hao let's do this thing. You had a rough day in the social world yesterday and it appears that I am quite popular today. Let me help you back up to the top where you belong.
BROHEIM RESPONSE: Yes Greg, I will be your broheim.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank.
You had me at hello.
Broheim Request: Karina will you be my broheim?
Broheim request. PAUL lets ipso loquitor together
Well, shit.
Broheim Request: Meanie, let's hook this Texas thang up and get some BBQ.
So much traffic on this site I was barely able to put in this request.
Broheim request: RBNLAW Let's rock! I'll bring the Lite beer!
@Neeebs
Time to Nun Pro Tunc this relationship. Should have been done a long time ago.
I accept.
Broheim Request: Mr. C! Won't you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST:
Paul, will you be my broseidon?
Fuck, too slow!
BROHEIM REQUEST:rbnlaw, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST:rbnlaw, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr.C, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Piston Pete, be my broheim and we can go mock large gatherings of Gnats fans together.
Hello, Dr. Nic! I mean, Mr. F!
BROHEIM REQUEST: rbnlaw, will you be my broheim!?
Broheim Response: I accept PPR's request. Let's ease on down the road.And don't forget to wax my truck.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, I know our schedules have been so busy, but I'm still up for a Pavement-filled evening! Will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Pistol Pete? Whadya say?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Paul? Hows about it?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Josh, will you be my compadre?
Aww, MRLASC doesn't want me!
RB, I accept your request. Our Texas connection lives on. This calls for some Shiner and Ribs.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. Customer, will you be my Broheim?
BROHEIM REPLY: MLASC, let's hook it up.
Hooray! You bring the picnic basket, and I'll bring the tandem bike.
It's official; Me and Brean are hooked up, peeps.
This is exciting. Shiner and ribs for dinner is my idea of heaven without all the dying stuff.
BROHEIM REQUEST: FB, how about it?
Wow, I'm flattered at the attention. For once I must have a decent number. Today RB and I trot off into the sunset.
@Spank, you are my original one and only.
@Josh, you are ver special. Perhaps next time?
@Neeebs, I know your love for Latina women. Raincheck senor?
@Karina, I love you my sister but I cannot go girl on girl. Sorry.
Has FB been around? I haven't seen him all day!
I think everyone will wait to the last minute for this round....
Spank,
Gotcha reg: no breakfast. Consider that truck of yours washed, yo!
BROHEIM REQEUST: Mr. Dr., I hate waiting to the last minute. I want you NOW!
BROHEIM REPLY: yes Quad, sit and I'll make you a nice cup of hot cocoa (with premium Venezuelan cocoa,of course)
Meanie, sister, you just broke my heart...it's a shame anyone who asked me couldn't wait...
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. F, the doctor is out so be MY broheim!
Karina! I thought we had something special =(.
WHAT A TERRIBLE BROHEIM TRIANGLE WE'RE IN.
Strike that Mr. F!
Hooray for Venezuelan cocoa! Thanks Karina!
I'm so RONERY.
Karina, I love you my sister. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings or break your heart. What can I do to make amends?
MB is the nicest rejector on the face of the earth.
Let me know folks if I've so far counted up the broheim pairs correctly (listed on post)
@EK - I think you missed Josh S and MLASC.
Mr F,I thought you were going with someone else!sorry :(
in the meantime, hot cocoa is about to be ready, Quad.
Meaniebreanie, I thought we could teach the boys who are the boss ;)
Karina, the men already know whose boss. Remember, pussy rules the world.
Ah indeed I did, thanks Jason.
I consider a success any game which organically produces the comment "pussy rules the world."
^ That quote is going to come back to haunt you.
Man I wanted to see some good girl on girl action today.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr F - let's boogie!
"hot cocoa is about to be ready"
Whoa! I need a cigarette now.
BROHEIM REPLY:
Mr. F, I accept. Take me away you big stud.
Sometimes I wish I was a hermaphrodite. Just saying.
Well, I guess I'm spoken for. Sorry, DB!
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. C, let's watch the Arsenal - Stoke City match together...
Mmmmmm! I love me some premium hot cocoa! Especially with a hot Venezuelan! =)
*leaves dance, goes to parents's basement, plays Atari, masturbates, eats some Count Chocula, goes to bed sad*
@DB,
That actually sounds like a wonderful evening....
@ Dusty
Which Atari game?
Say Defender, say it....
^ parents'
@Pistol
Pitfall, man!
BROHEIM REQUEST: Dusty, I'll play Pitfall with you but you're on your own for the rest of your plans for the evening.
Also, I've always played Pitfall right-to-left which I'm told is "backwards" but is so much easier.
Crap, I fell terrible for leaving Jason hanging until the last minute before.
BROHEIM REPLY: Jason, request accepted.
Mr C - at least you didn't wait 'til 2pm like last time
Good to see I'm still an acceptable port of last resort, Mr. C.
I find it telling that my attention span is not able to cope with even the limited amount of concentration required to play this game properly.
It's a world full of shiny objects out here.
On the other hand, I have a fairly decent excuse, as I am now officially a home owner (as of about 17 minutes ago)
WOW. CONGRATULATIONS MR. C!!!!
Party at Mr. C's! We all have dates already!
Congrats on the home purchase, Mr. C. The writer cramp from signing the closing papers would also be an acceptable excuse.
Anybody be my broheim!!!
Thanks guys!
MR. F
Everyone's invited. There will be booze, but furniture is strictly fend-for-yourself at this point.
Jason,
You ain't lyin'. Short sale is a special brand of red-tape hell, too.
It's also telling that I made the second announcement on a anonymous (well, for some of us, anyway) Dodgers blog.
Had to tell the girl first, MB could tell you why.
In other news:Padilla is getting surgery on his elbow.
(cries)
^Buzzkill!
MC: Good job. I can only assume that its NOT in the Valley.
Congrats Mr. C. I will bring over my "go to" house warming gift, a wine decanter.
Speaking of...
Where is old Buzz Killington? Seems like that time of year is coming around again.
@Neeebs
Indeed it is not. Peoples' Republic of Santa Monica adjacent.
With an emphasis on Adjacent.
Brentwood is adjacent. OJ's old house?
@neeebs
Kato's.
Actually, surprisingly adjacent. I could spit from my balcony and probably hit it.
Sorry bout the buzzkill,Mr.C. I was tabbed in this thread and convenience is my weakness.
(masturbates)
I feel like singing some BROHEMIAN Rhapsody.
ROTFLMAO at DB 4:43
Haha!!
(reads dad's copy of swank magazine)
(cries)
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