Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Be My Broheim: Round 1!

Get ready to get those bromances going, folks. Review rules here. I'll try to post periodic Broheim pairing updates. Good luck!

Confirmed Broheims:

  1. Mr Dr & Loney Fan
  2. DB & Neeebs
  3. FB & Spank
  4. Jason & MLASC
  5. Mr F & Pistol PR
  6. w.d.d.i.m. & Mr C
  7. Paul & Greg Hao

145 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

Stepping out of a meeting. Man, the Old Executive Office Building gets shitty cell/data reception. Have to duck back in but wanted to ask:

BROHEIM REQUEST: Loney Fan, will you be my Broheim?

Spank said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Be my Broheim,Lasorda.You bastard!

Greg Hao said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: rbnlaw, will you be my Broheim?

Greg Hao said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Paul, will you be my Broheim?

Mr. Doctor said...

Anyone else afraid of rejection? Fuck it!

BROHEIM REQUEST: Pistol PR, care to dance?

Eric Karros said...

Greg already with two requests out there. I guess you gotta try harder when you don't have a photo.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. C, you've always known that I've had this closet thing for you. Would you do me the honor and be my Broheim?

Loney Fan said...

Mr. Doctor, don't bother with Pistol PR.

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. Doctor, will you by my Broheim?

Spank said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Fred's Brim,let's hook up.I'll make it worth your while.

Mr. Doctor said...

Loney Fan, you're making me blush ;)

karina said...

*bends on her knees,wearing a Liverpool shirt and offering a nice dinner* BROHEIM REQUEST: Mister Customer, would you be my broheim?

Greg Hao said...

lol@ek, bastard! I'm going to put up a picture this afternoon just to spite you.

karina said...

Meaniebreanie, my sister from a lost mother, I guess we'll fight over Mr. C ;)

MeanieBreanie said...

@Karina, I love you but backoff from my man. Besides, I asked him first.

@Mr. C, as my broheim I will grill you a nice Texas steak with all the trimmings. Did I mention, that for dessert I am a most excellent baker. We can enjoy some fine wine and some top notch scotch to add the finishing touch.

karina said...

btw Mr. C, you know I want you :)

Orel said...

This thread is even funnier if you imagine Patrick Stewart reading it aloud.

Josh S. said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. Customer, the ladies will only steer you wrong. (Which I'm sure you're hoping for, but...) It takes bros to be broheims. Be mine?

Spank said...

No one wants to be my broheim?

(cries)

MeanieBreanie said...

@Spank, don't feel bad. No one has asked me either. If this trend continues we can form the rejects and lonely hearts club.

Dusty Baker said...

I'm not sure which imagery I'm more uncomfortable with: Karina on her knees or karina wearing a Liverpool kit.

I may need to cancel some mtgs to pay more attention to this contest.

Dusty Baker said...

Is Greg Hao = Greg No Photo?

Greg Hao said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank, will you by my Broheim?

Jason said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank, will you be my Broheim? I've got a case of Steel Reserve waiting right here...

Greg Hao said...

@DB - yes sir

Dusty Baker said...

@Greg Hao/No Photo

I like this progression. It took you a couple of yrs to get a last name, so don't worry about rushing in to get a photo. Baby steps, man...

Dusty Baker said...

I feel like I'm at an eighth grade dance, standing in the corner.

QuadSevens said...

This should be fun. Heh heh!

BROHEIM REQUEST: Loney Fan, will you be my broheim?

*gets his scotch ready for the inevitable rejection*

Dusty Baker said...

@Orel

Im reading these posts in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

Greg Hao said...

look at all you bastards waiting until 1:59.59 to respond to people's requests. Just go ahead and put some of these people out of their misery already!

Mr. Doctor said...

@DB, I was just going to make the same analogy. I'll go ahead and be the alpha male and be the first one out on the floor.

BROHEIM REPLY: Loney Fan, I accept. Let's boogie.

Josh S. said...

Clayton Kershaw, will you be my Opening Day Starter?

YOU WILL?! YAAAAYYYY!!!

Eric Karros said...

We have our first Bromance!
1. Mr Dr & Loney Fan.

Dusty Baker said...

Maybe I can send a whole bunch of comments right at 1:59:59 so that Karina can't post.

#AssassinsCircle

Dusty Baker said...

Spank, do you have an all black avatar or is it just not showing up right on my phone?

If it is all black, that is STRONG.

QuadSevens said...

Damn! I was hoping to be the first one to be rejected and have a drink.

#BroheimBar

Spank said...

Broheim Request: Mr.C,Come to daddy.Mang!

Neeebs said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: I may be a whore, but DB, you know we are brothers from another mother. Would you care to dance?

Spank said...

@ DB

Black

Dusty Baker said...

BROHEIM REPLY: Neeebs, I accept.

*wears skinny tie and tennis shoes, does the robot on the dance floor*

Neeebs said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: You know I love the latinas! Especially those from South America. Si quieras ser mi amigo de Broheim, senorita Karina? Por que no?

Neeebs said...

*apologizes for my terrible Spanish*

Neeebs said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Nothing like a little competition to get things started. Hey Spank what you say? You, me, a liter of Everclear, and 2112 blaring on the sound system?

Loney Fan said...

Sorry Quad, Mr. Dr. took my chance to officially reject you. I would have loved to reject you like I was Shannon Brown. http://tinyurl.com/2cga6j9

Dusty Baker said...

You rejected me, too, Loney Fan. Hard to get!

Dusty Baker said...

45

Dusty Baker said...

I love our little contests that yield classic lines like "You, me, a liter of Everclear, and 2112 blaring on the sound system?"

QuadSevens said...

Love that video!

Loney Fan said...

My apologies DB, you also deserve a proper "HELL NO!" I hope you now feel acknowledged.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Chad Moriyama, will you be my Broheim?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Just kidding.

BROHEIM REQUEST: Jason, will you be my Broheim?

Dusty Baker said...

Damn right, Loney Fan! NOW it feels like 8th grade.

*smokes weed behind the gym, listens to Run DMC on Walkman*

Eric Karros said...

Neeebs, your request of Karina is moot. You're hooked up with DB.

Fred's Brim said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Jason, will you be my Broheim?

Fred's Brim said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: MLASC, will you be my Broheim?

Fred's Brim said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: DB, will you be my Broheim?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank, will you be my Broheim? There's a "Best of Styx" album in it for you.

Fred's Brim said...

BROHEIM REPLY: Spank, I accept

Dusty Baker said...

@FB

Are three-ways allowed? I'm already making sweet, sweet love with Neeebs.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Pistol PR, will you be my Broheim?

Neeebs said...

If you're gonna catch a fish, you need to cast a wide net.

*doing the washboard on the dance floor*

Spank said...

It's a four way now DB.I'm making sweet sweet love to FB.

Eric Karros said...

So please verify the Bromances I have down:

1. Mr Dr & Loney Fan
2. DB & Neeebs
3. FB & Spank

Is this correct?

No three-ways please, at least not in this game.

Jason said...

BROHEIM REPLY: Mr. LASC, I accept. Chad Moriyama can suck it.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hooray!

MR. F said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Loney Fan, BE MINE!

Loney Fan said...

@EK - It looks like you have it correct

MR. F said...

Oh damnit, already taken!

Josh S. said...

Putting a few more out there because I have to go to meetings...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Paul, whilst thou be my broheim?

Loney Fan said...

Sorry Mr. F, I am already taken.

MR. F said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Paul, you're #1 to me!

Fred's Brim said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, will you be my broheim?

What do you call a lady broheim? bra-heim? broheimia?

Dusty Baker said...

Sorry, EK. Didn't mean to run afoul of the fun police.

*makes sweet, sweet love to FB behind the gym despite EK's admonition*

what_difference_does_it_make said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr.C, will you be my Broheim?

Spank said...

FB's already dumping me.

what_difference_does_it_make said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Pistol PR, will you be my Broheim?

Mr. Doctor said...

What's the spread on people not getting a partner? -1.5?

MR. F said...

But FB, aren't you already with Spanky?

MR. F said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, will you be my Broheim? We can have a romantic date listening to Pavement and talking about how dreamy Stephen Malkmus is!

Dusty Baker said...

Damn Mr F, that sounds like a good time. Would be better w a litter of Everclear though.

Eric Karros said...

Yeah FB you're already spoken for. And I'd be careful, Spank's the possessive type.

Josh S. said...

It's not hard to figure out one's own rating when one gets no requests.

*cranks up Disintegration*

MR. F said...

I know the feeling, Josh S. Want to make a Broheim Pact?

Dusty Baker said...

@Josh

You know, I actually didn't even factor in the whole ratings thing. I suppose I should have familiarized myself with the rules and chosen accordingly, no? But that's not how I roll.

You're an 11 in my book, Josh.

MR. F said...

=(

Eric Karros said...

@Mr F - after some thought, we can't allow solicitation of 'pacts' as that amounts to a 'soft' Broheim request.

You gotta either make a direct formal Broheim request and use one of your 4 shots, or not at all.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Paul, will you be my Broheim?

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr F, will you be my Broheim?

Be gentle... at least at the start.

MR. F said...

BROHEIM REPLY: Yes, Pistol Pete! I'm so flattered! I'm as giddy as a school girl!

Spank said...

@ DB and Josh

GET A ROOM!!

Josh S. said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. Doctor, will you be my broheim? (And since you're a doctor, do you know the broheimlich maneuver?)

Josh S. said...

Crap. Disregard ^

Mr. Doctor said...

@Josh

I'm more familiar with CBR, CardioBROmonary Resuscitation.

Dusty Baker said...

I think I made a soft Bronson request last night.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

Romeo and Juliet
Luke and Laura
Al and Peg
Pistol PR and Mr. F

All the great romances.

MeanieBreanie said...

Mr. C - where are you when I need you? I'm beginning to feel like the schoolgirl with cooties who is the last pick for any sort of game.

(cries)

Fred's Brim said...

Spank, you know I love you. I hope you are fine being with someone who had a hard time following rules

Steve Sax said...

COREYHAIM REQUEST: Corey Feldman, will you be my Broheim?

Josh S. said...

^ From the grave?

Mr. Customer said...

Finally back in the office, y'all! Look at me with the lovely ladies of SoSG vying for my attention.

However, I can't keep my feelings for Paul secret any more.

Paul: Will you be my broheim, brah?

Spank said...

@ FB

Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening.

Greg Hao said...

only one hour left you bastards, don't let my 10 scare you off!

MeanieBreanie said...

Greg, will you be my broheim?
Please say yes as I don't think I can face more rejection

*cries as she makes her way to the Assassin's bar
**Carries permanent grudge against Mr.C

Neeebs said...

Le'Haim Request: Mel Brooks, will you be my boychik?

Neeebs said...

MB: you crack me up.

Mr. Customer said...

Crap, I neglected the proper syntax!

However, I've had a change of heart in the meantime!

BROHEIM REPLY: w.d.d.i.m, I accept your broheim request.

Steve K said...

It's getting a little late and I don't know if I'll have a chance, so I'm going to send out some Broheim Love...

Steve K said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: rbnlaw, will you be my broheim?

Steve K said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Quad, will you please be my Broheim?

Eric Karros said...

Exact Syntax is not necessary, just requested.

So Mr C, both your broheim requests to Paul and wddim are valid.

Eric Karros said...

Mr C, never mind I see you accepted wddim, not requested, I was confused. It's locked in.

Steve K said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Josh S, since we both have last initials on here, I think we'd make great Broheims. Would you be my Broheim?

Eric Karros said...

I sense some panic is starting to set in as prom night approaches...

MeanieBreanie said...

This is highly unusual, not one request from a man while men ask other men. EK IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. I BLAME YOU! I'm a 1. I just know it.

What am I? Smelly dirty Linus from Peanuts with the filthy blanket or the girl who pooped in her pants nobody wants to go near? I feel banned from all of humanity. Even Dusty and Spanky got picked up.

**wails hysterically as she ponders the new complex she will have to endure for the rest of her life.

karina said...

I'm torn between Fred's Brim and Nr F

Paul said...

How come I always have to be in court during important days?

BROHEIM reply: I accept Greg Hao's request. If it is still out there.

Apparently Mr. C just couldn't wait. *cries*

Greg Hao said...

MB - Sorry!

Paul, let the broheim begin!!!!

Eric Karros said...

@Karina - both Mr F and FB are already taken.

20 more minutes, time to scramble!

Eric Karros said...

MB, I will always be your figurative Broheim.

QuadSevens said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina will you be my broheim? Pretty please!

Josh S. said...

I think I have one more request:

BROHEIM REQUEST: karina, will you be my ladybroheim?

MeanieBreanie said...

Thanks EK, after today's round you can buy me a drink at the ole AC bar. Be forewarned, I've never been a cheap date ;~))xx

Eric Karros said...

2 minutes left!

Eric Karros said...

FYI next round is on Friday. Although the admin isn't as bad as I feared...

karina said...

this is a tough call between Josh and QuadSevens

karina said...

too late :(

Josh S. said...

D'oh! Sorry, Steve. I meant to come back and accept if I didn't hear from karina, but I got sidetracked by, y'know...work.

Greg Hao said...

@EK - the syntax is easy to parse not to mention for whatever reason, activity is low. We've got what? 5 or 6 pairings? Everybody else seems AWOL...

Eric Karros said...

@Josh S - things you should never say in real life:

"Sorry, [name of girl]. I meant to come back and accept if I didn't hear from [different girl]"

Eric Karros said...

I posted the results, please verify...

Neeebs said...

There's so much space on this dance floor, I can do the jitterbug.

*actually does the flapper because he doesn't know the jitterbug*

karina said...

Josh, I meant to choose you but I got sidetracked by work, too :(

QuadSevens said...

I think it's safe to say that my rating was 1. Boo.

karina said...

@Neeebs I know you know how to treat a South American lady with proper care and respect and your Spanish is not so bad ;)

@Mr F you couldn't wait! an invitation to listen to Pavement is a YES-YES

@Josh I'd stick with you because you mentioned Disintegration, specially because we both were rejected by Mr C (I'm very heart-broken about that fact)

@QuadSevens we'll have another chance to be broheims

@Czar your broheim request to Moriyama made me spill water on my screen,it was SO funny!

@Eric Karros breaking my heart since 2008

MR. F said...

Sorry Karina =(. I was getting nervous and how can anybody say no to Pistol Pete?

Josh S. said...

@EK: Hey man, someone's gotta make the social faux pas.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

@ Mr F.
Awwww I wuv you.

Steve K said...

I thought we had until 3. I was going to make my final request to MB...

Steve K said...

I assume we'll find out our ratings at some point. I'd like to confirm that I actually did have the 1 I believe I did!

MeanieBreanie said...

@Steve, I would have gladly accepted.

Mr. Doctor said...

So who's getting the hotel room for the after prom party?

Eric Karros said...

Orel or sax, can you fix resulkts post pls? I somehow posted ar 2:12am instead of pm and can't fix myself for awhile...thx

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what_difference_does_it_make said...

Whoooo Hooo!! I got a Broheim!!! lol

Steve K said...

@MB: Thanks! But "gladly" accepted??? Maybe I had more than a 1. I can't imagine it was much higher, though... I sure didn't see many requests coming my way.

Steve Sax said...

@EK: Moved your results post to 2:12 PM today; I hope that's what you needed...

Spank said...

I am a sexy bitch!