Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Introducing Irina Shayk

Sorry for the lack of posting today, but upon visiting my mailbox, I am now Shaykn (not stirred).

22 comments:

Neeebs said...

*Eyes wide open*

Eric Karros said...

Irina, will you be my Broheim?

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

I have to get milk on the way home.

Steve Sax said...

Oh, she's got milk.

Neeebs said...

@EK: That would fall under the category of "trading up."

Regardless of how handsome and wealthy you are, of course.

Greg Hao said...

she's dating cristiano ronaldo over there at real madrid.

karina said...

@Greg but I read a story that said Cristiano Ronaldo left her alone on their hotel room in NY, to hang out with some friends at a gay bar, he doesn't seem to be a nice boyfriend, does he?

Count DeShields said...

I was disappointed in the lack of attention paid to the swimsuits themselves. For a swimsuit issue, it seems more fixated on nudity than fashion. For shame. For shame.

Mr. Customer said...

Ronaldo: What a tool.

MR. F said...

To quote that gay guy from Archer... "nobody is that gay."

Steve Sax said...

@Count DeShields: I didn't know you were so focused on the swimsuits.

Dusty Baker said...

@Karina

This underscores what I've said all along re Ronaldo.

Eric Karros said...

She's dating Christian Ronaldo? Irina: major penalty for trading down!

Dusty Baker said...

@EK

Wish I would have had inet access earlier in the day. I was so right there with the "Irina, will you be my Broheim?" comment but you snagged it first.

Eric Karros said...

@DB: well, you can still make the request, because somehow, inexplicably, she has yet to accepted my offer.

Dusty Baker said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: EK, will you be my Broheim?

Eric Karros said...

BROHEIM REPLY: Sure, ok DB, but just so we're clear - if Irina comes calling, I'm dumping you so fast it'll be yesterday by the time you hit the ground.

Dusty Baker said...

BROHEIM RESPONSE: Just so we're clear, EK - if Spanky comes calling, I'm all over him like trashy fans are to a Phillies game.

Eric Karros said...

BROHEIM RESPONSE: Just to be clear Irina - if Spanky and DB invite me into their three-way, it's back to Portuguese forwards for you.

Dusty Baker said...

Speaking of Portuguese forwards...

(dives)

Count DeShields said...

@Saxy - Why else would one read a SWIMSUIT issue. Really, man.

Spank said...

Oui.