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It's a tight race among the top 3, as Mr F continues to hold off MLASC (interestingly both have averaged below-average ratings throughout the first 4 rounds). Loney Fan has jumped into contender status. Quad has leapt into the top 10 with his seduction of Karina yesterday.
Now, get ready to Tango for Cash (well, not actually cash), it's the final Round!
Bros:
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
111 comments:
BROHEIM REQUEST: MLASC, let's make it two days in a row? Be the Dean to my Sam?
Wotcher!
@EK: love the Tango and Cash reference.
It's too bad this is the last round, as I was hoping for a Turner and Hooch reference next.
BROHEIM REQUEST: FB, will you be my Broheim?
BROHEIM REPLY: FB, I decline
BROHEIM REQUEST: Czar, may I be the czarina?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, will you be the Ginny to my Harry?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Jason, will you do me the honor and give me that raincheck we discussed?
BROHEIM REQUEST: MB, will you be my Braheim?
I would like to make sweet, sweet love with a woman for once.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Jason, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: MR.LASC, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Josh S. Will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST:
Mr. F, be mine?
BROHEIM REPLY: MB, it's not you, it's me. I have to decline.
(cries)
BROHEIM REQUEST: Josh, be my broheim and I'll consider taking your last name. I think Jason S has a nice ring to it.
BROHEIM REPLY: Jason, I accept! The S is yours!
Sorry, MLASC. Like Sam, I have so soul.
(Unless he got it back. I'm a few eps behind.)
The S is in effect!
Hilarious.
Q7 - I'm not sure what in my right mind makes me think this will work, but just for fun...
BROHEIM REQUEST: Quad, will you be my Broheim?
Broheim Request: What do you say Mr.C? Let's start the bacchanal,Mang!
Bwah!
DB, I don't care about these stupid scores. I accept and will be yours today. A good bottle of wine is in order. What will it be?
@Jason - yeah, right, that's what they all say ;~))
I see how it is
*gets busy with MB, Texas style*
Let's have a great but hideously overpriced Pinot noir to start the date off.
Broheim Request: Let bygones be bygones.We started this and let's end it. FRED'sBRIM ,be my broheim and let us recreate the last scene of Casablanca and walk off into the fake moonlight.
@MR. C - Have you ever heard of the rookie that pulled his first rebound the night Wilt Chamberlain pulled 55? He said it was the proudest night of his life. Together, he and Wilt went for 34 points and 56 rebounds.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. C, would you help make me a champion by being my Broheim?
BROHEIM REPLY: Spank, I decline. I will be no one's Broheim
Broheim Request: I'll listen to Pavement with you,Mr.F.
(cries)
Spank, I accept you and freely encourage illegal drug use and promiscuity.
BROHEIM REQUEST:
Spank, be mine?
Dammit. I guess I'll just have to pour all of my frustrations into a restored 1967 Chevrolet Impala.
I'm pretty sure I have broheim herpes.
On that note
BROHEIM REQUEST: Fred's Brim, give it up like you just swallowed the worm in Tijuanna! (I'm way less romantic than Spank)
Broheim request. Pistol I'll be your holster. Lets recreate what we had.
I was going to save this last request for my beloved but since she hooked up with Harry Palms I'll send it out to the next best thing.
Broheim Request:Neeebs,Can I tempt you with a night filled with L.A.Kings,Booze and prog rock? BTW,I always put out on the first date.
I think I misspelled Tea-you-anna.
Spank, is that an official request?
Yes Mr.F.
Spank. You had me at prog rock. I accept.
D'OH! I'm too slow =(.
BROHEIM ACCEPT: Neeebs, you complete me.
FB. I'm sorry. I was drunk.
@ Neeebs
I'll still put out.
@mr f. Back off my spank. I got him first.
Ain't I the belle of the ball.
PPR is too slow, too! =(
@DB - I may be easy but I'm never cheap. Pinot Noir then on to Champagne to celebrate. No man should have harry palms. We will need to discuss this with Mrs. Dusty
@Spank - my beloved. Had you asked me first I would have accepted.
@pistol. Sorry but Spank swooped in and offered to play Marillion while I beer bonged miller lite.
If I can play matchmaker, Mr. F and Pete would make a fine pair.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. C, will you broheim it up with me?
@ MB
I could not take the rejection anymore. A man needs his pride.
*walks off with neeebs in a soft embrace*
::Watches all the pretty people from far away::
:'(
Karina, we have been following this blog longer than most in this game, that has to count for something. Remember the days, back in 2008 when we would laugh and joke and follow games together on this thread?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, will you be my Broheim for old time's sake?
Loney Fan sounds like a desperate Facebook message sent at 3:00am.
It is a little desperate, but that's why I know it will work. Karina would not leave me hanging like that. We have history.
BROHEIM REPLY: MLASC, request accepted. (unless I missed something along the way)
Damn, we're all whores.
OK, so I made a play for FB, who seems AWOL.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. F, we started this thing together, let's end it. I'm sorry I ever cheated on you.
BROHEIM REQUEST: I'm following Neeebs' matchmaking suggestion. Pistol Pete Reiser, will you be my Broheim? We can double-date with Neeebs and Spank!
BROHEIM REPLY: Making that request at the same time has to be a sign. Pistol Pete, I accept!
It's love. Or lust.
PPR and Mr.F are like peas and carrots.
BROHEIM REPLY: Loney Fan, I have gone out of my mind as well, and accept.
BROHEIM REPLY: Loney Fan, I have gone out of my mind as well, and accept.
Sorry Mr. Dr. I just had to go back to my old flame.
Quad 7, based on the low response rate to my requests, I think we may have a good chance to take the top spot.
Who would have thought that after all these years, we would team up during the last hours of a game based on brotherly love, possibly for the win. This could be the start of something.
Only time will tell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uKnkjtaZJU
@MB
Ok, i'll check with Mrs Dusty on possibilities for 3-way. That's what you meant, right?
No hard feelings Mr. F and it definitely was not me who keyed your car!
o_O
@DB, ROFLMAO - a classic example of "she said" versus "what he thinks she said".
There's a lotta love in this blog.
(Group hug)
BROHEIM REPLY: sure, of course I'd love to be the Ginny to your Harry, how could I resist a huge dorky proposal like that?
KARINA YOU'RE TOO LATE! I already hooked up with PPR =(.
^I meant BROHEIM REPLY: Mr F, let's eat some treacle tart and listen to some Wrock!
BROHEIM REQUEST: what difference does it make, would you like to broheim with me?
*sighs*I suspect I'll be alone at Mr. C's housewarming party :(
I'm sorry Karina =(.
Any game where Karina is left without a date needs a reality check.
*files protest*
You gotta pimp that booty,Karina.
Mr. F is MINE!!! MINE, Mine, Mine, ALL MINE!!!
(Stomps up and down like Daffy Duck)
Nothing seems to end well for poor Daffy...
no time to sit around and bullshit all day today, so, here we go:
BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr F, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Pistol PR, will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: w.d.d.i.m., will you be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, will you be my broheim?
Sorry Greg Hao, but I'm already taken =(.
Ciao
Just checked in. I must had the Broheim version of an STD. I'll just huddle in the corner and listen to Karma police over and over.
Sorry Greg,
Mr. F and I are already picking out curtains.
BROHEIM REQUEST: Paul, I've given all I can. Be my broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, would you do me the honor of being my final Broheim?
You have yourself a Broheim Mr. D. I think we might be the ugly duo but screw those bastards.
@Paul,
As long as we don't fight like Liam and Noel, I am happy!
BROHEIM REQUEST: wddim, will you be my Broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: rbnlaw, will you be my Broheim?
BROHEIM REQUEST: Greg, will you be my Broheim?
91 comments? Broheim = off-season GT
I'm hoping for at least one more comment... someone saying they'll be my Broheim!
Tick tock tick tock...
Remember, a 1 is better than a 0...
Sorry Steve K, you shouldn't have sat next to the A/V club at lunch. You lose major popularity points that way.
Did we only get 5 couples this round? Am I missing anyone?
@EK - Mr. Doctor and Paul hooked up behind the gym while you weren't looking.
And Mr. F and PPR seemed to have snuck in some action as well.
Sorry I'm totally off my game today. Thanks for heads up, will update shortly.
Hopefully I helped push you over the top Loney Fan.
MB is a better spanker than Spanky, ironically.
*puts gimp mask back on*
I think we got this thing Quad.
Sorry folks, final standings won't post until tomorrow as I left the scoresheet at work...
DAMMIT!
I guess I get to keep this S until tomorrow then. Huzzah!
*passes beer bong to pistol pete*
*cross-checks mr.f*
*twists neeebs nipples*
Breakfast in bed for MB tomorrow!
Can I have my gimp mask back now goddammit?!!
@Spank 12:16 I try to my best,it's hard work,it involves mild starving and working out hard.It seems it doesn't work.
*cries*
@Mr C why didn't you invite me?
@Greg Hao and Steve K I confused the time and I thought the game was over :(
@Karina
I don't know what I was thinking!
BROHEIM REQUEST - Karina, will you be my (non-game) broheim? It won't net you any points, unfortunately.
@DB - my oh my what a breakfast it was ;~))xx
@Mr. C - Despite my rejection, I always knew you were the gentlemen you proved yourself to be.
@Mr C I don't think I could reject you with such a sweet proposal
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