Sunday, January 02, 2011

Wait, Aren't There Fantasy Football Playoffs Today?

Go, SoSGers!

60 comments:

Spank said...

Foist!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

^NERD

Steve Dittmore said...

I'd like to thank Spank for Mike Wallace.

Mr. Customer said...

I'd like to send FF on it's merry way with one last, solid *SMACK* this season.

Spank said...

Thank this,P.Ditty!

(cries)

Dusty Baker said...

Approximately minus 14 of my players are healthy and playing today.

Spank said...

Funky Cold Medina

Josh S. said...

*places cheese on head*

Let's do this.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You might want to take that cheese off your head, Josh. It's not going well.

Dusty Baker said...

ESPN has to get better than this...my Eagles defense is whacked points because its offense fumbled and gave up 7 points? Surely they can keep better stats than that and not make such an instance count against a defense that isn't even on the field.

Mr. Customer said...

@dusty

It should be credited back when the scores get adjusted tonight.

Steve Sax said...

Awesome matchups

For the title, Professor leads Paul 169-127 with 4 and 6 games currently in play

For the winner's consolation bracket, Mr. C is up on Dusty Baker 156-150, with a crapload of time left to play

Steve Sax said...

Meanie Breanie, Jason, and Spanky are also ahead in the losers' bracket

Dusty Baker said...

Thx for that, Mr. C. Damn, now I don't have anything to get riled up about. *goes back to sleep*

Spank said...

2&1/2 hours to go before I get all unnecessary.

Josh S. said...

@MLASC:

It's like, uh, a pitcher's duel! Yeah!

(cries)

Josh S. said...

OH THANK CHRIST A TD.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Cutler should buy the Lambeau grass dinner, because he's been making love to it all game.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

SWEET LORD OF THE RINGS I'M ONLY DOWN BY TWO POINTS

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

And just like that I'm screwed again.

Spank said...

Last.......Place Baby!!!

YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

NicJ said...

WTF?!

i started Tebow as a joke.

NicJ said...

its quite amazing that the chargers special teams coach wasnt fired midseason.

Spank said...

Looks like the joke was on me.

NicJ said...

football jesus has blessed me with a win.

Dusty Baker said...

I hate this fuckin game.

NicJ said...

the only reason i play fantasy football is because im not really much of a football fan.

there is no way i would play baseball or basketball, it really makes you resent a sport.

rbnlaw said...

Nick Kaeding's lousy slide tackle wouldn't merit a yellow card from the most cynical of referees; Howard Webb included.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I have to admit, I'm glad it's over. Fantasy sports drive me nuts, but I always think it will be different.

Spank said...

Kick some Ass RAMS!!

Steve Sax said...

I wish I had played.

Spank said...

These are some horrible teams.HaHa

NicJ said...

this sunday night game is like watching a live version of the game spank and i had earlier today.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

This is the offensive equivalent to a boxing match between Al Davis and Abe Vigoda.

Dusty Baker said...

I thought after that first drive that Seattle was going to have some sort of magical night.

Turns out no one is, including the viewers.

Yet still I watch.

Spank said...

THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL-TIME!

Dusty Baker said...

PETE CARROLL IS THE FUTURE OF THIS LEAGUE!

Spank said...

GREG NO PHOTO IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF IN SMONKSTAKES!

Spank said...

Sam Bradford needs to buy himself a haircut.

Spank said...

The Rams wide receivers suck.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

The officials are not endearing themselves to either side tonight.

NicJ said...

this is quite possibly the worst game ive ever seen.

Dusty Baker said...

The Monday night game involving Arizona and xyz team I can't remember was the worst game I've ever seen this year or any year. I think it was 49ers.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

It's really just a battle to see who's less terrible.

NicJ said...

lakers are getting blown out?

WTF

Dusty Baker said...

Both of these teams are equally terrible. Officials are not in control of two just plain shit-ass teams.

Spank said...

Fuck the Rams!

And the Lakers tambien!

(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Looks like the Seattle Seahawks win the battle of the least terrible team in the NFC West. I look forward to seeing the Saints curbstomp them next week.

Spank said...

You better hope you get the TD throwing Brees and not the INT one,Dude.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I suppose I should work on that recap for the season.

Steve Sax said...

Mr LA Sports Czar--I was just going to ask you for that recap...would you mind? Also, what if any prize will you give away (I think we agreed to throw in some tchotchke as well)?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Recap is all set, Sax. Prize(s) is/are mentioned as well, at least on my part.

Josh S. said...

FUCKING TEETHING FUCKING SUCKS.

cc Paul

NicJ said...

I'll be waiting for my "lost most players to injury" award in the mail.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Alright, I'm bored with JoePa. Time for some Caruso.

Steve Sax said...

Josh S: get yourself one of those gel teether things you can stick in the refrigerator, stat

and sorry dude! this period sucks

Steve Sax said...

Mr LA Sports Czar: Thanks, I just hit you back

Steve Dittmore said...

Wow. I get free beer for winning?

Josh S. said...

Oh, I have one of those, Sax. Problem is, he doesn't like it. The only thing he likes to gnaw on is his blanket, even if it doesn't give him much relief.

Steve Sax said...

Yikes, Josh S. You're in a world of hurt...