And for the still highly functioning masses who don't know what The Room is...
Read Entertainment Weekly's coverage here
Or CNN's coverage here
And what I can only assume is Tommy Wiseau's thinly veiled anonymous defense of his opus here
For I'm not only a fan of the Rocky Horror-esque The Room. I'm also the inventor of screaming "ALCATRAZ!!!!!!!" (And yes, I want that written on my tombstone)