Honestly, I don't know if I can take these one-bowl days anymore, not after gorging on multi-bowl days (among other things) during the holidays. Ohio State plays at least five players under questionable credentials (oh wait, wrist-slaps only go into effect for less-meaningful games), causing SoSG's Dusty Baker (among others) to seethe (though it's nothing that a couple of Bourbon St hurricanes can't address, right Dusty?). We'll see if this Sugar Bowl ends up having a funny aftertaste.
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It's the "I'm A Little Teapot, Short And Stout, Here Is My Handle, Here Is My...Other...Handle...Oh Shit! I'm A" Sugar Bowl!
I think in Dusty's case it will be Hand Grenades versus Hurricanes. Please have one for me at my haunt the Old Absinthe Bar.
@MB: Knowing Dusty, both will win
Woo pig sooiee up in dis bish.
Let's do this.
Over/under on DB's consumption stands at 12.
You pick the contents of the 12.
DB's consumption pre-game = over
DB's consumption during game = under, dem Superdome beers is expensive
I'm sure Dusty's found a way to smuggle a couple of Colt 45s in his Hogs jersey.
My cousin, while he was a USC undergrad, had these sweet flipflops that concealed a vial in the soles (1 shot each foot). Not the most hygenic, but points for resourcefulness.
iPhone service in the Superdome must be horrible.
speaking of which, did they serve beers at the Wisconsin-TCU Rose Bowl game? Or was it under "Pac-10 rules" and therefore they didn't allow it? I'm curious.
No beer at a Wisconsin game? I shudder to think of the ramifications.
I saw some drinking from those plastic bottles that look like real bottles only they cost $10 each.
Waiting to see if DB runs on to the field with his "SOSG up in dis bish" sign.
Or will it be painted on his torso?
Ohio State up 14-7 in the first
WTF is going on in this dump? I thought this was the game of the year with all the hype? Where is everyone?
dusty is working on his 12-pack
I fear for the city of New Orleans if the Hogs lose. These people have been through enough, they don't need Dusty on a drunken rampage.
I need to work on my six-pack because the holidays jacked me up.Repercussions are still being felt.
I'll just come out and say it. My money is on The Ohio State.
21-7 Bucks.
Little Sisters of the Poor have a two TD lead over the Rosie O'Don-er, I mean, Piggies.
Over/under on how many times Dusty has said the word "fuck" during the game: 5,682
DDDUUUUSSSSTTTTTYYYYYY!!!
Go Bucks!
Sorry, I have to choose loyalty to my mom over Dusty, just as expect Dusty to choose Neeebs' mom over me.
^ I expect
nice work, oinkers. good stop on 3rd and 2
Is that Keith Sweat's son playing for Ohio State?
DDDUUUUSSSSTTTTTYYYYYY!!!
DDDIIIITTTTTTTTTYYYYYY!!!
Safety, huh?
Has the Sugar Bowl ever ended in a 32-31 score?
In truth, I have no dog in this fight. Hogs are killing it right now.
Nice fucking game
This game is fucked. I love it.
Holy crap.
Again, holy crap.
That Hog receiver who just dropped the ball will look good in a Ram uniform.
I like the one guy who leaps dramatically over the pile.
HOLY CRAP.
GodDamnit!! HaHa!
Wow!
Oh no.
GodDamnit! HaHa!!
HOLY FUCKING CRAP.
Sorry, Dusty and Professor!
Over/under on times Dusty has said "fuck" over the course of the last five minutes: 234,252
Somebody put out the APB on Dusty. I've got a bad feeling about this.
Can i call a mulligan up in dis bish?
Oh Snap! 3 hour wake up call.
Let's Rock!
Dusty sad.
Sorry, DB :(
The lesson here: cheaters sometimes propser
The other lesson: killing flocks of birds and schools of fish is bad luck
I'm just delighted to see that Dusty is alive, and (I assume) not in a New Orleans jail
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