Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Sugar Bowl Thread: Ohio State vs. Arkansas, 5:30p

Honestly, I don't know if I can take these one-bowl days anymore, not after gorging on multi-bowl days (among other things) during the holidays. Ohio State plays at least five players under questionable credentials (oh wait, wrist-slaps only go into effect for less-meaningful games), causing SoSG's Dusty Baker (among others) to seethe (though it's nothing that a couple of Bourbon St hurricanes can't address, right Dusty?). We'll see if this Sugar Bowl ends up having a funny aftertaste.

51 comments:

Josh S. said...

It's the "I'm A Little Teapot, Short And Stout, Here Is My Handle, Here Is My...Other...Handle...Oh Shit! I'm A" Sugar Bowl!

MeanieBreanie said...

I think in Dusty's case it will be Hand Grenades versus Hurricanes. Please have one for me at my haunt the Old Absinthe Bar.

Steve Sax said...

@MB: Knowing Dusty, both will win

Steve Dittmore said...

Woo pig sooiee up in dis bish.

Let's do this.

rbnlaw said...

Over/under on DB's consumption stands at 12.

You pick the contents of the 12.

Steve Sax said...

Over

Steve Dittmore said...

DB's consumption pre-game = over

DB's consumption during game = under, dem Superdome beers is expensive

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm sure Dusty's found a way to smuggle a couple of Colt 45s in his Hogs jersey.

Steve Sax said...

My cousin, while he was a USC undergrad, had these sweet flipflops that concealed a vial in the soles (1 shot each foot). Not the most hygenic, but points for resourcefulness.

rbnlaw said...

iPhone service in the Superdome must be horrible.

Steve Sax said...

speaking of which, did they serve beers at the Wisconsin-TCU Rose Bowl game? Or was it under "Pac-10 rules" and therefore they didn't allow it? I'm curious.

rbnlaw said...

No beer at a Wisconsin game? I shudder to think of the ramifications.

I saw some drinking from those plastic bottles that look like real bottles only they cost $10 each.

rbnlaw said...

Waiting to see if DB runs on to the field with his "SOSG up in dis bish" sign.


Or will it be painted on his torso?

Steve Sax said...

Ohio State up 14-7 in the first

Spank said...

WTF is going on in this dump? I thought this was the game of the year with all the hype? Where is everyone?

Steve Sax said...

dusty is working on his 12-pack

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I fear for the city of New Orleans if the Hogs lose. These people have been through enough, they don't need Dusty on a drunken rampage.

Spank said...

I need to work on my six-pack because the holidays jacked me up.Repercussions are still being felt.

Spank said...

I'll just come out and say it. My money is on The Ohio State.

Spank said...

21-7 Bucks.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Little Sisters of the Poor have a two TD lead over the Rosie O'Don-er, I mean, Piggies.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Over/under on how many times Dusty has said the word "fuck" during the game: 5,682

Spank said...

DDDUUUUSSSSTTTTTYYYYYY!!!

Josh S. said...

Go Bucks!

Sorry, I have to choose loyalty to my mom over Dusty, just as expect Dusty to choose Neeebs' mom over me.

Josh S. said...

^ I expect

Fred's Brim said...

nice work, oinkers. good stop on 3rd and 2

Fred's Brim said...

Is that Keith Sweat's son playing for Ohio State?

Spank said...

DDDUUUUSSSSTTTTTYYYYYY!!!

Spank said...

DDDIIIITTTTTTTTTYYYYYY!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Safety, huh?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Has the Sugar Bowl ever ended in a 32-31 score?

Josh S. said...

In truth, I have no dog in this fight. Hogs are killing it right now.

Spank said...

Nice fucking game

Spank said...

This game is fucked. I love it.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Holy crap.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Again, holy crap.

Spank said...

That Hog receiver who just dropped the ball will look good in a Ram uniform.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I like the one guy who leaps dramatically over the pile.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

HOLY CRAP.

Spank said...

GodDamnit!! HaHa!

Steve Sax said...

Wow!

Oh no.

Spank said...

GodDamnit! HaHa!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

HOLY FUCKING CRAP.

Steve Sax said...

Sorry, Dusty and Professor!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Over/under on times Dusty has said "fuck" over the course of the last five minutes: 234,252

Spank said...

College Football is fucked! Pardon my french.

Steve Sax said...

Somebody put out the APB on Dusty. I've got a bad feeling about this.

Spank said...

Can i call a mulligan up in dis bish?

Oh Snap! 3 hour wake up call.

Let's Rock!

Dusty Baker said...

Dusty sad.

Fred's Brim said...

Sorry, DB :(

The lesson here: cheaters sometimes propser
The other lesson: killing flocks of birds and schools of fish is bad luck

Steve Sax said...

I'm just delighted to see that Dusty is alive, and (I assume) not in a New Orleans jail