Sunday, June 27, 2010

Game 75 Thread: June 27 vs. Derek Jeter, 5p

Clayton Kershaw (7-4, 3.24) vs. Andy Pettitte (9-2, 2.48).

COMMENTS: Derek Sanderson Jeter (pronounced /ˈdʒiːtər/; born June 26, 1974) is an American professional baseball player. He is a Major League Baseball (MLB) shortstop who has played his entire career for the New York Yankees. He has served as the Yankees' team captain since 2003. Jeter's presence in the Yankees' lineup, highlighted by his hitting prowess, played an instrumental role in the team's late 1990s dynasty. Jeter debuted in the Major Leagues in 1995, and the following year he won the Rookie of the Year Award and helped the Yankees win the 1996 World Series. Jeter was also a member of championship-winning teams in 1998, 1999, 2000, and 2009. In 2000, Jeter became the only player to win both the All-Star Game MVP Award and the World Series MVP Award in the same year. He has been selected as an All-Star ten times, and he has won the Silver Slugger and Gold Glove awards on four occasions. He is regarded as a consummate professional, by teammates and opponents alike, and has a reputation as a reliable contributor in the postseason. Jeter is considered to be one of the best players of his generation. He is the all-time hits leader among shortstops and his .317 career batting average through the 2009 season ranks as the fifth-highest among active players. He has been among the American League (AL) leaders in hits and runs scored for the past ten years. He is the all-time Yankees hit leader, passing Hall of Fame member Lou Gehrig in 2009. Jeter was born at Chilton Memorial Hospital in Pequannock Township, New Jersey, in 1974. His father, Dr. Sanderson Charles Jeter, a substance abuse counselor, is African American; his mother, Dorothy, is Caucasian and of Irish/German descent. Charles and Dorothy met while serving in the United States Army in Germany. His father played shortstop at Fisk University in Tennessee. Derek has one sister, Sharlee, who is five years younger and was a softball star in high school. The family lived in North Arlington, New Jersey, before moving to Kalamazoo, Michigan, when he was four years old. As a child, Jeter and his sister would spend summers with their grandparents in New Jersey, who took them to Yankees games, making him a passionate fan of his future team. Jeter was inspired to play baseball by Hall of Famer Dave Winfield. In high school, Jeter was a star baseball player at Kalamazoo Central High School, where he also played basketball, earning an All-State honorable mention. Years later in 2003, Jeter was inducted into the Kalamazoo Central High School Athletic Hall of Fame. Jeter had batting averages of .557 as a sophomore and .508 as a junior. As a senior, he batted .508; had 23 runs batted in, 21 walks, four home runs, and 12 stolen bases (in 12 attempts); and struck out only once. Jeter collected many awards at season's end, including the Kalamazoo Area B'nai B'rith Award for Scholar Athlete, the 1992 High School Player of the Year by the American Baseball Coaches Association, the 1992 Gatorade High School Player of the Year award, and USA Today's High School Player of the Year. Jeter was discovered professionally by Hal Newhouser, who was working for the Houston Astros as a scout. Newhouser advocated his selection with the first pick of the 1992 Major League Baseball Draft to Astros' management, convinced that Jeter would anchor a winning team. However, Jeter received a baseball scholarship to attend the University of Michigan, and the speculation was that he would insist on a salary bonus of $1 million or more to sign. The Astros passed on Jeter in the draft, choosing Cal-State Fullerton outfielder Phil Nevin, who signed for $700,000. Newhouser felt so strongly about Jeter's potential that he quit his job after the Astros passed on him. Jeter was drafted by the New York Yankees with the sixth overall pick, and he chose to turn professional. In 2004, he said that he intends to attend college in the future. Jeter spent four years in the minor leagues, beginning in the rookie-level Gulf Coast League before advancing to the Class-A Greensboro Hornets in 1992. Jeter struggled in 1992, batting .202. In 1993, playing in Greensboro, Jeter collected various awards, including Most Outstanding Major League Prospect of the South Atlantic League. He was disappointed in himself for committing 56 errors in 1993, requiring an extra focus on his fielding. Despite this, Jeter was also voted the South Atlantic League's Best Defensive Shortstop, Most Exciting Player, and Best Infield Arm by Baseball America. In 1994, Jeter played for the Class-A Advanced Tampa Yankees, the Double-A Albany-Colonie Yankees, and the Triple-A Columbus Clippers, hitting .344 with five home runs, 68 runs batted in, and 50 stolen bases combined. He was honored with the Minor League Player of the Year Award by Baseball America, The Sporting News, USA Today, and Topps/NAPBL. He was also named the MVP of the Florida State League. The Yankees had projected Jeter as their starting shortstop for the 1995 season, but when he suffered a minor injury in the Arizona Fall League, the Yankees signed Tony Fernández to a two-year contract to play shortstop and kept Jeter in Triple-A. The Yankees reportedly offered Jeter the opportunity to work out with the replacement players in Spring Training prior to the 1995 season, but he declined to cross the picket line. On May 29, 1995, Jeter made his debut in the major leagues due to injuries to Fernández and Pat Kelly. Jeter batted .234 and committed two errors in 13 games before being demoted to Columbus. Despite the presence of Fernández on the roster, new Yankees manager Joe Torre announced that Jeter would be the starting shortstop in 1996. He started on Opening Day of the 1996 season as the starting shortstop (the first Yankee rookie since Tom Tresh in 1962 to do so) and hit his first major-league home run on that day. Jeter's home run was called by one of his Yankee predecessors at shortstop, broadcaster Phil Rizzuto. Jeter played his way to a successful rookie season, hitting for a .314 batting average, with 10 home runs, 104 runs scored, and 78 runs batted in. He subsequently earned Rookie of the Year honors. Jeter batted .361 in the playoffs, as the Yankees defeated the Atlanta Braves to win their first World Series championship since 1978. During the 1996 American League Championship Series, Jeter was involved in what has become a memorable moment in postseason history. During game one, with the Yankees trailing the Baltimore Orioles 4–3 in the 8th inning, Jeter hit a fly ball to right field. As right fielder Tony Tarasco moved to make a play on the ball near the fence, appearing to have a chance to catch the ball, 12-year-old Jeffrey Maier reached over the wall and caught the ball, pulling it back into the stands. Despite Tarasco's protest, the umpires convened and ruled the ball a home run. Replays conclusively showed that, had Maier not interfered, the ball would have fallen in front of the fence and potentially into Tarasco's glove for an out. The Yankees would go on to win in 11 innings and would eventually win the series, 4 games to 1. The ruling made for the first home run of Jeter's postseason career. In 1997, Jeter batted .291. However, the Yankees lost to the Cleveland Indians in the American League Division Series. In 1998, Jeter batted .324, with a league-leading 127 runs, 19 home runs, and 84 runs batted in, for a team that won 114 games during the regular season and is widely considered to be one of the greatest of all time. In the playoffs, Jeter hit only .176 in the Division and League Championship Series, but he excelled in the World Series, batting .353, as the Yankees went on to beat the San Diego Padres in four games. In 1999, Jeter led the American League in hits (219) and was second in the league in batting average (.349) and runs scored (134). Jeter (who, for part of the year, batted third in the lineup) also drove in 102 runs, becoming only the second Yankee shortstop ever to do so (Lyn Lary had driven in 107 runs in 1931). His season totals in batting average, runs, hits, runs batted in, doubles (37), triples (9), home runs (24), slugging percentage (.552), and on-base percentage (.438) are all personal bests. Jeter batted .455 in the 1999 American League Division Series, .350 in the 1999 American League Championship Series, and .353 in the 1999 World Series, as the Yankees defeated the Braves to win another championship. During the 1999 season, Jeter had a confrontation with a teammate. Teammate Chad Curtis, an outspoken Christian, approached him about discussing his faith, but Jeter declined. When Curtis approached Jeter again, he became offended. Later in the season, a mid-game bench-clearing brawl with the Seattle Mariners occurred. After the brawl ended, Jeter was seen engaged in friendly chatter with his good friend (and future Yankee teammate) Alex Rodriguez, who then played for the Mariners. Upon returning to the dugout, Curtis chastized Jeter for being friendly with an opponent during a bench-clearing brawl, which violated an unwritten rule of baseball. After the game, Curtis approached Jeter in the clubhouse, with beat writers present. Jeter commented that this was not an appropriate time for a confrontation. Curtis later apologized. During the 1999–2000 offseason, the Yankees negotiated with Jeter, tentatively agreeing to a $118.5 million, seven-year contract. However, Yankee owner George Steinbrenner did not want to set a salary record, delaying until the acceptance of a $143 million, eight-year contract extension between the Detroit Tigers and Juan González. When that proposed deal fell through, Jeter's tentative deal fell through, and he agreed to a one-year deal for $10 million. Jeter batted .339, with 15 home runs, 73 runs batted in, 119 runs scored, and 22 stolen bases in 2000. He batted only .211 in the Division Series but rebounded to bat .318 against the Seattle Mariners in the Championship Series and .409, with two home runs, a triple, and two doubles in a five-game series against the New York Mets in the World Series, the first Subway Series since 1956. In 2000, Jeter became the first player ever to win the All-Star Game MVP award and the World Series MVP Award in the same year. Jeter became the first Yankee since Yogi Berra, in 1959, to hit a home run in the All Star Game. Before the 2001 season, with one year remaining until he would become eligible for free agency, Jeter signed a $189 million, ten-year contract to remain with the Yankees, making him the second highest paid athlete, trailing only Rodriguez. Rodriguez signed his deal earlier than Jeter, setting a higher market for Jeter's negotiations. During the season, Jeter batted .311, with 21 home runs, 74 runs batted in, 110 runs scored, and 27 stolen bases. In the postseason, Jeter made a notable play in game 3 of the 2001 American League Division Series against the Oakland Athletics. With Jeremy Giambi on first base, Oakland right fielder Terrence Long hit a double off Yankees pitcher Mike Mussina into the right-field corner. As Giambi rounded third base and headed for home, Yankees right fielder Shane Spencer retrieved the ball and made a wild throw intended for Yankees catcher Jorge Posada. Instead, the errant throw missed cutoff man Tino Martinez and dribbled up the first-base line. Jeter came from shortstop to grab the ball and flipped it to Posada, who tagged Giambi on the leg just before he crossed home plate for the out. Facing elimination, the Yankees went on to win the game, as well as the series. The play was later voted #7 in Baseball Weekly's 10 Most Amazing Plays of all time. After the September 11 terrorist attacks, the baseball season was put on hold. As a result, the start of the playoffs was delayed, and game 4 of the 2001 World Series was played on October 31. The game went into the tenth inning tied at 3–3. At midnight, the scoreboard in center field read "Attention Fans, Welcome to NOVEMBER BASEBALL." This was the first time that any non-exhibition MLB game had been played in the month of November. Moments after this message was displayed on the board, Jeter sent a 3–2 pitch from Byung-Hyun Kim over the right-field stands. A fan in the stands held up a sign with the words "Mr. November," a reference to Reggie Jackson's nickname, "Mr. October". Michael Kay, who called the walk-off home run, called Jeter by this name, referencing the sign. Despite the nickname, Jeter was 3 for 12 (.250) in November baseball that season, as the Yankees lost the World Series in seven games to the Arizona Diamondbacks (the home team won all seven games of the World Series). In 2002, Jeter batted .297, with 18 home runs, 75 runs batted in, 124 runs scored, and a career-best 32 stolen bases. He led the majors in stolen base percentage (91.4%), getting caught only three times. Jeter connects for a hit against the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. In 2003, Jeter dislocated his left shoulder on opening day when he collided with Blue Jays catcher Ken Huckaby at third base. Jeter, who had never played fewer than 148 games in the prior seven full seasons, was subsequently on the disabled list for six weeks, missing 36 games. Jeter returned to bat .324, losing the batting title to Bill Mueller, who batted .326. Steinbrenner named Jeter the 11th recognized captain in Yankees history on June 3, 2003, following eight seasons without a captain after the retirement of Don Mattingly in 1995. Dispute over the true count has been noted. The beginning of the 2004 season saw Jeter mired in a slump; on May 25, he was hitting only .189. This included a personal career record 0-for-32 skid in April. In June, however, Jeter broke out of his slump. He hit nearly .400 for the month and set a personal best with 9 home runs. He finished the season with a .292 average; 23 home runs, the 2nd most of his career; 78 runs batted in; 111 runs scored; and 44 doubles, a career best. During a July 1, 2004, game against the rival Boston Red Sox, Jeter made a play that furthered his reputation as a clutch player. In the top of the 12th inning, with the score tied at 3, the Red Sox had runners on second and third with 2 outs and right fielder Trot Nixon up at bat. Nixon hit a pop fly down the left field line. Jeter ran from his position at shortshop and made an over-the-shoulder catch. In dramatic fashion, he launched himself over the third-base side railing, landing three rows into the left-field seats, and lacerating his chin and bruising his face in the process. Jeter was later taken out of the game. This catch ended the inning, and later the Yankees went on to win the game in the bottom of the 13th inning. The "Dive" was awarded Play Of The Year in the This Year In Baseball awards competition, as voted on by fans at MLB.com. In 2005, Jeter was second in the AL in both runs scored (122) and batting average on balls in play (.394), and was third in the league in both at bats (654) and hits (202). Jeter won his second-consecutive Gold Glove in 2005, as his low range factor rose to 4.76 and ranked 2nd among AL shortstops. In 2006, Jeter was second in the AL in both batting average (.343) and runs scored (118); was third in hits (214), stolen base success percentage (87.2), and batting average with runners in scoring position (.381); and was fifth in infield hits (26). He finished second in American League Most Valuable Player Award voting to Justin Morneau of the Minnesota Twins (320 points to 306 points). Jeter has finished in the top 10 in the MVP balloting 6 times in his 11 full seasons through 2006 (including also a third-place finish in 1998). In 2007, Jeter was third in the AL in hits (203), his sixth season and third-consecutive season with 200 hits, tying Lou Gehrig. He was also fourth in both at-bats (639) and plate appearances (714), sixth in times on base (276), and ninth in batting average (.322). In the field, he was involved in a career-high 104 double plays. In 2008, Jeter's slugging percentage was .410, his lowest since 1997. One possible cause was a prolonged slump that he suffered after being hit by a pitch on his wrist. Before the injury, Jeter was hitting .324 with a .774 on-base plus slugging (OPS). After the injury, his batting average dipped to as low as .269 by the end of the month. His offense took an upward turn after May as he hit .322 with a .824 OPS after June 1. Jeter was elected to his ninth All-Star game as the starting shortstop. Jeter tied Lou Gehrig for the most hits at Yankee Stadium (1,269) with a home run off Tampa Bay Rays pitcher David Price on September 14, 2008. On September 16, he went on to break the record off of Chicago White Sox pitcher Gavin Floyd. In 2009, Jeter was named #8 on the Sporting News' list of the 50 greatest current players in baseball by a panel of 100 baseball people, many of them members of the Baseball Hall of Fame and winners of major baseball awards. For the 2009 season, Yankees manager Joe Girardi switched Jeter and Johnny Damon in the batting order, with Damon moving to second and Jeter becoming the leadoff hitter, based on the rationale that Jeter has a higher on base percentage than Damon, but grounds into double plays more often. Jeter batted .334 (third in the AL), with a .406 on-base percentage, 18 home runs, 30 stolen bases (caught only 5 times), 107 runs scored (in the top 10 in MLB), and 212 hits (second in MLB). On August 16, 2009, against the Seattle Mariners, Jeter doubled down the right-field line for his 2,675th hit as a shortstop, breaking Luis Aparicio's previous record for the most hits by a shortstop in major league history. Jeter became the all-time hits leader as a member of the Yankees (2,722), passing Lou Gehrig on September 11, 2009. The hit was a single off Baltimore Orioles pitcher Chris Tillman in the 3rd inning. In the 2009 postseason, Jeter batted .355, including .407 in the 2009 World Series, as he won his fifth World Series championship. He was named Sportsman of the Year for 2009 by Sports Illustrated magazine. Jeter also finished third in the AL MVP voting, behind the Minnesota's Joe Mauer and teammate Mark Teixeira. Jeter was the starting shortstop for the USA team in the 2006 World Baseball Classic. He hit .450 (9-for-20) for Team USA and scored five runs in six games. Only Ken Griffey, Jr. (.524) and Cuba's Yoandy Garlobo (.480) had a higher batting average with a minimum of 20 at bats. Jeter's play earned him recognition as the shortstop selection on the All-Tournament Team. Jeter was also the starting shortstop for Team USA in the 2009 World Baseball Classic. At the start of the tournament, he was named captain of Team USA by manager Davey Johnson. With Team USA, Jeter faced the Yankees at Steinbrenner Field in an exhibition game, the first time he played against the Yankees. Jeter is noted for his very consistent postseason performances: he has a career .309 postseason batting average, with 18 home runs and 50 RBIs. Except for 2008, the Yankees have been to the playoffs every year since Jeter joined the team. He has a Major League Baseball record 175 career postseason hits, at-bats (559), runs scored (99), and strikeouts (107). Despite winning four Gold Glove awards, Jeter's defense has been the subject of criticism from a number of sabermetricians, including Rob Neyer and the publication Baseball Prospectus. The book The Fielding Bible by John Dewan contains an essay by James in which he concludes that Jeter "was probably the most ineffective defensive player in the major leagues, at any position." A 2008 study by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that, from 2002 through 2005, Jeter was the worst defensive shortstop in the Major Leagues. Jeter responded to this criticism by saying "I play in New York, man. Criticism is part of the game, you take criticism as a challenge." During the 2008 offseason, Jeter embarked on a rigorous training program to combat the effects of age, by focusing on lateral movement and first-step quickness. As a result, many baseball writers noted that Jeter had a strong defensive season in 2009, improving his mobility and reducing errors. Jeter maintains an apartment in Manhattan's Trump World Tower and homes in Marlboro, New Jersey, Greenwood Lake, New York, and the Davis Islands neighborhood of Tampa, Florida. Jeter's personal life has been a frequent topic in gossip columns and celebrity magazines since his rookie year in 1996. He had a well-publicized relationship with pop diva Mariah Carey from 1997 to 1998. Jeter also dated former Miss Universe Lara Dutta, singer Joy Enriquez and actress Jordana Brewster. He is rumored to have dated actresses Scarlett Johansson, Gabrielle Union, and Jessica Alba. Rumors also circulated that he was dating supermodel Tyra Banks after the two were spotted sitting next to each other at a New York Knicks game, but it turned out to be a coincidence; Jeter was attending the game with his father. Jeter also had an on-and-off relationship with television personality Vanessa Minillo from late 2003 until early 2006. From November 2006 to January 2007, Jeter was romantically involved with actress Jessica Biel. He has recently been connected to Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly. In December 2002, Yankees owner George Steinbrenner criticized Jeter for staying out until 3 a.m. at a birthday party during the 2002 season, saying that his star shortstop "wasn't totally focused" and that "it didn't sit well" with him. In May 2003, the two appeared in a VISA commercial together where they went club-hopping, mocking the incident in a fashion similar to how Steinbrenner and former Yankees manager Billy Martin had mocked their feud in a Miller Lite commercial during the 1970s. In 2008, Jeter settled a tax dispute with the New York State Department of Taxation and Finance. New York State alleged that Jeter should have paid state income tax from 2001 to 2003, as Jeter bought a Manhattan apartment in 2001; however, Jeter established his residence in Tampa, Florida, in 1994 and claimed that he was still a resident of Florida at the time, where there is no state income tax. Jeter is a close personal friend of Yankees catcher Jorge Posada and served as best man at Posada's wedding. Jeter began the Turn 2 Foundation, a charity organization, in 1996. The Foundation was established to help children and teenagers avoid drug and alcohol addiction, and to reward those who show high academic achievement. The organization's name derives from the baseball double play (where "turning two" refers to making two outs on one play) and indicates the goal of the Foundation to give youths a place to "turn to" instead of drugs and alcohol. During the 2009 season, Jeter and Mets star David Wright represented their foundations in a competition sponsored by Delta Air Lines; the player with the highest batting average received $100,000 for their foundation from Delta, while the runner-up's foundation received $50,000. Wright's group, the David Wright Foundation, focuses on multiple sclerosis. Jeter is also involved in Weplay, a website designed to encourage children to get involved in sports. Jeter has appeared in national ad campaigns for Nike, Gatorade, Fleet Bank, Discover Card, Florsheim, VISA (with Yankees owner George Steinbrenner), Skippy, Ford, and XM Satellite Radio. He endorses a cologne named Driven, designed in collaboration with and distributed by Avon. Jeter is one of only three athletes to have their own Jumpman shoe and has replaced Thierry Henry in the American market for Gillette Fusion commercials along with Tiger Woods and Roger Federer. In 2006, Jeter was the second-highest paid endorser in baseball, having earned $7 million in endorsements. Also, he was ranked as the most marketable player in baseball according to a 2005 Sports Business Survey. Derek Jeter was the cover athlete for 2K's MLB 2K5, MLB 2K6, and MLB 2K7. He was also the cover athlete for Acclaim Entertainment's All-Star Baseball series of video games. Jeter is currently the cover athlete for Gameloft's wireless phone baseball game, Derek Jeter Pro Baseball 2008. He has appeared on television in Seinfeld and as a host on Saturday Night Live. Jeter will be appearing in the upcoming comedy film The Other Guys, which is set to be released in August 2010. Jeter's likeness was seen briefly on The Simpsons during the eighth episode of season 19, titled "Funeral for a Fiend," in which he was parodied as a guest starring on Sesame Street. Jeter was the subject of a 2005 segment on the TV news magazine 60 Minutes. There is a wax figure of Jeter at the Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in New York.

thanks, Wikipedia!

PS (from Sax): Alex Cora and I will be representing the Sons tonight, field level third base side. Hope to see you there too; drop a line if you want to grab a beer!

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MR. F said...

Heh DB. That's because hate is too nice to describe how we feel towards Morgan.

Paul said...

The Admiral knows how to battle the evil empire.

Jason said...

Carroll is a career .354 hitter as pinch hitter? MSB Jeter?

Fred's Brim said...

@DB Joba comes with his own flies

NicJ said...

Johnson must be in his refractory period.

Dusty Baker said...

Exactly, Mr F. I need to invent a new word that is stronger than hate.

Alternately, Josh can come up with something (in)appropriate.

Fred's Brim said...

wow that was nearly fair

Paul said...

Bad angle. I thought I was really drunk instead of normal drunk.

Dusty Baker said...

That was nearly fair and the commentators literally could not find a single word to utter regarding the ball's trajectory. They're like the anti-Steiner.

Jason said...

Kemp and BattleToad appear to be BFFs today. That can not end well.

Dusty Baker said...

Posada is a little bitch

Paul said...

Ha ha. Jamie says fuck you.

Fred's Brim said...

The Admiral intimidated Jeter on that one!

but Posada couldnt throw a tantrum these days

Jason said...

More Jeter fail.

Josh S. said...

Wide Eyes > Wide Ears

Dusty Baker said...

HELLFUCKYEAH!!!!!!!!

Fred's Brim said...

attaboy Raffy!!
that was a battle!

Paul said...

Raffy!!!!

Jason said...

Raffi - MSB combo platter!

Meaniebreanie said...

Another score. Way to go!

Dusty Baker said...

Girardi standing there grinning line an idiot. I loathe that guy.

NicJ said...

haha JOBAFAIL

so does he still do that stupid yell/fistpump combo after the inning now?

Mr. Customer said...

Hahahaha. Joba, you ponderous fuck.

MR. F said...

WHOO!!!!

Fred's Brim said...

please no Tronny tonght

Fred's Brim said...

looks likes it was Broxton heading towards the bullpen gate

NicJ said...

whats up with the high voice guy on the five hour energy commercial?

Dusty Baker said...

"you ponderous fuck"

I like that. Although I think the only thing he ever ponders is where the next cheeseburger is.

Paul said...

K three more outs and ticket packages start for the Yanks 2015 visit.

Fred's Brim said...

ugh the big guns coming up

cmon JB!

Dusty Baker said...

Speaking of cheeseburgers, Brox is in.

Dusty Baker said...

JB with the remedy!

#OldSkoolHipHop

Fred's Brim said...

yessir!!!

NicJ said...

YAY!!!!!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

that was a ball but....

....i'll take it

Fred's Brim said...

why was that kid showing his nipple?

NicJ said...

damn

Jason said...

Who is this Stephen Strasburg that ESPN keeps promoting? Is he a Jeter family member?

Fred's Brim said...

haha I like it, DB

JBeez are underrated
Jimbrowski!

Paul said...

Man I wanted him to K.

MR. F said...

Stupid a-rod.

Fred's Brim said...

it's about time for Canoe to get us

Dusty Baker said...

I knew you'd appreciate that, FB.

Paul said...

I am defensively indifferent most of the time.

NicJ said...

crap, lets not start this shit.

Meaniebreanie said...

Ouch, that one hurt!

Dusty Baker said...

who is that little strumpet jack is sitting with?

Fred's Brim said...

damn

Loney was going in slow-motion on that one

I am glad we got that run in the 8th

and fuck you, Jack

Paul said...

Why Jack why????

Fred's Brim said...

Orel relax

he gave up ground-ball hits to A-rod and the league leader in batting

Fred's Brim said...

you are being kind to use "strumpet"

Jason said...

Is Brox saving up for one last Jeter Fail to end the game?

Dusty Baker said...

shut up and just call the god damned game, Morgan!

Fred's Brim said...

Fuck Miller and his random Giants stats

Fred's Brim said...

I am shooting for a final Granderson fail to end this

Paul said...

Screw the slider give him
the heat!!

Dusty Baker said...

No one warming up in the pen. No tears as the game draws to a close.

Dusty Baker said...

How much pine tar does Posada have on his bat??

NicJ said...

need a swing and miss.

Paul said...

Yes yes yes. Yankees are great.

Fred's Brim said...

how much feces does he have on his helmet?

NicJ said...

crap crap crap crap crap

NicJ said...

son of a bitch.

Fred's Brim said...

yikes

Paul said...

Fuck.

karen said...

Oh crap

Fred's Brim said...

it's never easy, is it?

NicJ said...

a DP would be nice.

Paul said...

I am gettig Philly PTSD.

Steve Sax said...

Ah, this isn't good, Brox.

Erin said...

Once I was sitting to an annoying rich, old Republican in Anaheim at a Red Sox game. And the guy had been bitching about all the pine tar on Manny's helmet. Then he turns to my brother and says, "What does that 'B' on Manny's helmet stand for? Bloods?"

It took all I had not to strangle an old man for being such a damn racist.

The questions about Posada's helmet just reminded me of that.

Dusty Baker said...

Come on, lads! I nEED this!

Fred's Brim said...

how is that not a strike?

Dusty Baker said...

That was a fucking strike

MR. F said...

Argh! COME ON BROXTON

Jason said...

Did Torre just tell Brox to "strike this mother f'er out?"

Fred's Brim said...

@Jason: that was me

Josh S. said...

I don't need this.

Dusty Baker said...

@Erin

I'm shocked, shocked that happened in Anaheim. At an Angeles game.

Your anecdote makes me loathe the Angels more, now.

Steve Sax said...

Come on, Brox!

Steve Sax said...

Shit, 3-2 to Grandy

Paul said...

Flat fastball.

Jason said...

Good advice FB.

Meaniebreanie said...

I'm feeling nauseous.

Fred's Brim said...

lordy

make them swing

NicJ said...

well at least its a crappy batter now.

Jeter looms though.

Josh S. said...

Crafty way to face the bottom of the order.

Paul said...

Big Game Bubba. Jukebox is in trouble.

Come on Brox. I believe.

MR. F said...

WE NEED THIS

Fred's Brim said...

Cmon JB, this is yours!

Erin said...

@ DB,

I, too, was shocked. Racists in Anaheim? Unheard of!

Unbelievable, Broxton.

Mr. Customer said...

Brox needs to pick up the pace, he's spending too much time thinking about this.

karina said...

The sight of Tron and Sherrill is not doing much to my nerves

NicJ said...

Dont worry guys, tron and Serrill are warming.

GOD HELP US ALL!!!

Erin said...

This is seriously unreal.

NicJ said...

this sucks.

Fred's Brim said...

fudge

MR. F said...

fuck fuck fuck

Paul said...

Wake me up.

Fred's Brim said...

double play anyone?

Josh S. said...

We still have the lead.

NicJ said...

Brox has gotta come out because of his pitch count, soon.

Jason said...

Kuo, regardless of recent workload, should be up.

Fred's Brim said...

wow

karina said...

Thanks, son.

karen said...

Great save by your son, Karina

Fred's Brim said...

Martin has been working hard picking those up tonight. I think Boston woke him up

NicJ said...

he isnt getting any swing and misses tonight.

Paul said...

One trick pony right now.

karen said...

It's only a game, Karen...It's only a game...

Fred's Brim said...

i have aged 2-3 years this inning

Erin said...

Mother fucker.

NicJ said...

FUCCKKKKKKKKTHISISHISHIOSHOISD FIOSD

Fred's Brim said...

damn hell

should have tried for 2, not stepping on first first

Meaniebreanie said...

This is not happening!

karina said...

OUT! or that was my eyes wanted to see

NicJ said...

Broxton is great and all, but he really knows how to ruin career outings.

remember Bills start in SD.

Erin said...

I've had such an awful week. The Dodgers can't give me a win after having a 5-0 lead? I must have some bad karma.

Paul said...

Shit fuck crap!!!!!

Mr. Customer said...

Big man/small confidence.

NicJ said...

now we get mariano, great.

Steve Sax said...

Shiiiiiiit

Josh S. said...

Broxton will be unavailable for a week.

NicJ said...

so im guessing broxton wont be available for the SF series.

karina said...

*everyone breathes* they are going to win this game

Erin said...

Who do we have up to bat in the bottom of the inning?

Fred's Brim said...

don't boo him, please

Josh S. said...

Furcal, Belli, Ethier

Mr. Customer said...

Please please let us end it now.

Fred's Brim said...

Ethier
GAARP,
Beard

Mr. Customer said...

Broxton was unavailable tonight.

Meaniebreanie said...

Schpunt time.

Green Lantern JBJ of Sector 1138 said...

FUCK i hate how the ESPN announcers (minus the bulldog) are such Yankee asskisses! its sickening

NicJ said...

stick Kemp back in there. forget GAARP.

Josh S. said...

Good thing we took Manny out.

Paul said...

Can we end this? Please.

Fred's Brim said...

i feel like ending things, does that count?

Josh S. said...

I guess I missed furcal and belli bat. I'm dumb.

NicJ said...

i swear i just saw the strikezone on gameday get larger when Mo started pitching.

NicJ said...

i was expecting us to lose two out of three, but this is a real cruel way to do it.

Fred's Brim said...

Dre
is
pisssssssed!

Fred's Brim said...

wow he is going apeshit

NicJ said...

Dre had a better swing at that bat rack than at the ball.

Fred's Brim said...

he's gonna break more than a pinky

Fred's Brim said...

you sonofabitch - call that for Broxton too!

NicJ said...

broxton hit that same spot, different result.

NicJ said...

so the yankees pretty much get two free inning to work with.

Fred's Brim said...

no words

Fred's Brim said...

punch him in his stupid face, Joe

NicJ said...

so now kemp has to come in.

karen said...

Watch your blood pressure GAARP

Fred's Brim said...

stay after him, Joe. He knows he effed up and you need to remind him of that over and over

Fred's Brim said...

take Casey. he wont call anything close

Fred's Brim said...

of course that was foul

NicJ said...

Looks like we have just run out of breaks for the game.

Erin said...

So how many runs do the Yankees score in the top of the tenth? Place your bets.

Fred's Brim said...

i need a drink

NicJ said...

heart of the lineup, crap of the bullpen.

Meaniebreanie said...

OMG, we've got to hold these guys.

MR. F said...

BLAH

Meaniebreanie said...

@Fred, just a drink? Hell, I'm cracking another bottle.

NicJ said...

tron should have pitched, he probably only would have gave up three runs.

Green Lantern JBJ of Sector 1138 said...

TORRE SERIOUSLY PUT TRONCOSO IN THIS FUCKING GAME?!?!?! THANKS JOE! GIVE THE WIN TO THE FUCKING JUNKIES


asdjhasldjasfjds;gjds;js;gjds;gjsgjdskgjdskjskfljdskfljdskfjkdslfjkdsgldfjkgndklgnds fuck!

this is badweek to quit sniffing glue

NicJ said...

it starts

Erin said...

That's the beginning of the end right there.

NicJ said...

WHY DONT YOU FUCKERS GO BACK TO THE BRONX IF YOU LOVE THE YANKEES SO MUCH.

Fred's Brim said...

haha MB - i am glad you've kept your sense of humor. Mine is long gone.

I had to crack open the bottle of slivovitz

Erin said...

Holy shit, Furcal. That was amazing.

Fred's Brim said...

@Nic I think there only 7 Yankee fans who are actually from the Bronx

karina said...

Raffy, you should get your own statue

Fred's Brim said...

time for some Breezy

time for some more slivovitz

karina said...

Sherrill...should I pray in English or Spanish? ask for the help of a Saint or the Virgin Mary or this is a matter when you have to call the attention of the big guns?

Spanky said...

Sherrills in. Game Over!

Mr. Customer said...

Dear god, feelin' queasy.

NicJ said...

maybe this is the point of the season where Sherrill will start to be awesome again.

maybe i should check for a carbon monoxide leak.

NicJ said...

maybe not.

Fred's Brim said...

so sad

Erin said...

I really cannot stand that amount of cheering for an opposing team. Not at my fucking stadium.

NicJ said...

im just about done with this team.

Meaniebreanie said...

Ok, now I will say it...FUCK!

Mr. Customer said...

Why is he even out there?

Fred's Brim said...

@MB you should say that over and over again

MR. F said...

FUCK

karina said...

I hate to bring the words of a Yankees great but it ain't over 'till it's over

NicJ said...

What will be forgotten is Kershaws amazing start.

NicJ said...

fuck this im going out and taking my kings cap, the dodgers cap stays at home tonight.

Meaniebreanie said...

@Fred - i am i am i am
*takes another large swig and yells FUCK,FUCK,FUCK!

It's no consolation but I do feel a little better

Paul said...

Okay I just went Andre on the side of the old barn withy bat.

I don't feel better and now I have a splinter in forearm.

Mr. Customer said...

Sherrill out = bullpen good
Sherrill in = bullpen sucks

Coincidence?

Fred's Brim said...

I will take all the blame for this one.

In the 8th inning, I started talking with Mrs FB about a trip to LA and we decided on the Washington series in early August. I should have kept my mouth shut.

Fred's Brim said...

I want Dre to come to my house and smash the fuck out of my TV

Paul said...

I don't even feel like a drink. That is really bad.

Meaniebreanie said...

I blame it on the lack of Schpunt.

karina said...

Faith, people!

If King James had an infield hit, there's hope

Fred's Brim said...

can we pinch hit Manny?
oh wait, he's already home, not watching the finish on TV

Paul said...

We need old Russ.

Fred's Brim said...

Amazingly, I still have hope, karina.
But I am also still really mad

Fred's Brim said...

take the walk, Russ

Paul said...

Well old Russ fire. New Russ result.

Mr. Customer said...

Way to go, Russ.

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