Clayton Kershaw (7-5, 3.16) vs. Mike Hampton (5-6, 4.52).
Clayton: Sez here I'm pitching against a Mike Hampton. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know who I'm talking about?
Old Man: Mike Hampton. Hampton....Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
Clayton: I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead.
Old Man: Oh, he's not dead....Not yet.
Clayton: You know him?
Old Man: But of course I know him. He's me. I haven't pitched against the Dodgers since, oh, before you entered the league.
Clayton: Well then, the start does belong to you.
I'll be at tonight's game, on the Loge level, and will check in with the Game Thread (cell reception permitting).