Can We Play You Every Day, D'bags?
Clayton Kershaw (2-0, 1.74) vs. Chase Anderson (1-0, 1.69)
Dodgers look to extend their dominance over the Snakes behind Clayton Kershaw tonight. Odds are that they will. Currently the Dodgers are 23-20. Eight of those victories have come against Arizona dating back to the Australia junket in March (with only one defeat). Trivia fans will also note that Dodgers are 4-0 at Chase Field since the Pool Party.
We can't sleep on Puig. The guy has eight home runs this season, a career-high 15-game hitting streak, and a pair of 7-game RBI and extra-base hit streaks. And he's leading the team in walks, suggesting that his patience and discipline at the plate is growing. Not gonna lie, I'll be wearing my Puig t-shirt all day today and I haven't washed it since I last wore it.
Here's hoping Chase Anderson gets chased early at Chase Field!
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Gordon 2B
Puig RF
Ramirez SS
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp CF
Crawford LF
Uribe 3B
Ellis C
Kershaw P
Diamondbacks fortify...front office?!
PHOENIX -- Tony La Russa is back in the big leagues, though he won't be filling out lineup cards anytime soon.
The Arizona Diamondbacks hired La Russa as their chief baseball officer Saturday, hoping the Hall of Fame manager can help turn around the team after one of the worst starts in franchise history.
Kevin Towers should probably start working on his resume about now.
I don't know anything about Gibby's contract status but I've talked to people who think his days are very numbered.
We will take Gibby!
Our very on Beach Boy Brian Wilson on pregame talking about liking to maybe hit clean up someday.
I am so over that dude was a gnat. Despite myself I really like him.
@Sax...Wouldn't that be great having him in Dodger Blue again???
Boston fan gets shafted. It could be worse, Dodger fans!
épale everyone!
#ITFDB
Epale Sistuh!!
Ok boys and girls, I'm going to be working out during this game...
1 inning=2 LOB
we'll make them pay next inning
lights out, the way we like it!
hello sistuh! :*
On my in-laws' sofa, Vinny!
@Karen
Wasn't that BWilson interview great? It was like he was nodding off after shooting heroin. Love this guy.
@DB...I'm so glad you got to see that. I was thinking he looked like a modern day Unibomber.
barf
jesus, Clayton super hittable tonight
When is last time Clay gave up two triples in the same inning? Same game?
What the fuck?
leaving breaking balls up
Deep breath time Kid.
unreal
Three triples.
And Vin confirms it's never happened.
Tony LaRussa can go to hell
do not panic, we are supposed to win
We are up 5 already?!? Oh wait what.
his first start back was good but last time out was subpar and today is like a bag of donkey dicks
Any hockey on? Baskeball? Golden Girls reruns?
Stupid walk to start the inning, then that stupid lucky single for Prado and the shitstream was turned on full blast
Does Clayton know he's not in Colorado?
Meltdown.
heh of course, a balk
what's next? an injury?
I hope he's not hurt.
that was sad
OMG WTF IM IN HELL
Get yer shit sandwiches!
Is Clay drunk? Am I?
We can still come back if they hold them here. It is the D bags.
Well maybe not.
Butera just woke up
So much for giving the bullpen a rest this weekend.
hoo
ray
"I want booze because baseball's an a**hole"
-Stubbs
YES! EL MÁS SABIO!
Hope they make a game of it. 2 ass kickings in 3 games will put me in a bad mood.
I love Yasiel's bat flip.
Baseball is indeed an asshole
and now they are nickel and diming us
That was not a fun workout (while listening to that second inning).
Nice bike ride, however.
nice double play to get out of the inning
Let's get 2 more this inning
0 is not 2
Sweet baby Jesus what do I get out of being a fan of this sport?
why am I still watching this?
Maholm's not feeling so bad anymore
i give up
see you tomorrow
Because we're out of all our good drugs?
And we're not allowed to have any sharp objects any more...
I do have some insider information: the lady that catered for the Dodgers was replaced by some nutritionist and players have been complained ever since.
We need to bring Norah back to the Dodgers
Cuba has requested you wash that Puig shirt. The smell has reached their shores.
Even Vinny screwed up his end-of-fifth inning this day in dodgers history monologue.
Here's our big comeback
*cue the Jaws theme*
now we are talking! totally winnable!
CC with the 3 run shot!!
GIRL POWER KARINA!!!
I'm still with this.
(cries)
(cheers)
Here we come snakes!!!
Douchebags hearing our footsteps!
ladies and gents, let's be optimistic about this!
GO DODGERS!
Siddown wannabe rodeo clown.
*sits down*
Patented Dodger comeback almost-win?
Hey now, 10-7 is still a ballgame
Just caught score. Um. Is this an elaborate joke on me for attending angels game?
Classic Dodgers, giving us just enough hope so the inevitable disappointment is all the more crushing.
Game set match. These guys suck.
That was probably the game.
Fucking Goldshit.
Well then!
BOOOOOOOOOO?
Send in the clowns.
Queue up the clown porn
hey, game isn't over! totally we can still win this
sistah, it ain't over! and season is far away from over
Thanks Sistuh. The Fish are beating up on the gnats so I am still hopeful.
@Paul 8:24p: they've been in since the second inning
Drew coming in for the save.
Bullpen: Fired.
"it is now a farce"
-Vinny
*cries*
I call mercy rule.
Come on, these fuckers HAVE TO be stealing signs.
Drew Butera taking one for the team. Gotta love this kid.
100.A!
Well this blows
And that, mercifully, will be that.
-Vin
what everyone has to do is to forget about this
crapage
@Karina
It's going to take a lot of ketamine to help me forget about this.
I will start by drinking heavily.
MFPGT Up!
And note that a round is on us tonight, Sax.
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