Rare Positive Moment
Zack Greinke (5-1, 2.35 ERA) vs. Matt Cain (0-3, 4.35 ERA)
It appears no amount of team meetings, fielding practice, public shaming of an unnamed grumpy, unprepared Dodger, bed rest, chicken noodle soup, prayers, sacrificed chickens, or anything else can shake this team out of its funk. Therefore, I'll have to go to the game and do it myself this afternoon.
Look, it's bad out there. Really bad. Gnats have won 12 of their last 15 games against us, and 6 of 8 so far this year. Unacceptable against not only a rival/nemesis but also the primary competition for first place. We can no longer say "It's early in the season" or "Still tired from the Australia trip."
Greinke today and Kershaw tomorrow give us a good chance to take the next two and get some much-needed momentum. That would set up nicely for the upcoming series with the Marlins. For now, we'll just have to keep admiring Puig's home run last night until something better comes along.
This one, by the way, appears to be televised on FS1 as well as the cursed SportsNetLA, so hopefully more of you will have a chance to watch.
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Gordon 2B
Puig RF
Ramirez SS
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp CF
Crawford LF
Figgins 3B
Butera C
Greinke P
I finally get to see Greinke this season, but as payment I have to watch Butera catch him.
Or more to the point, I have to watch Butera try to hit.
You mean Drew "more home runs than Carl Crawford" Butera?
oh gawd, Joe Buck
When they do the Giants vs Dodgers rivalry segment, we don't have any of the highlights on our side. Finley's homer is about it
one our highlights is a Giants lowlight/lowlife Juan Marichal
I'm curious about Strawberry. Where's he been? I'm assuming he got his life under control but can't help wondering about his health.
Chances this game is going to piss me off at some point are high
FUCK THE GIANTS!
I'm feeling your HATE Spank. Glad you're here to help spread it.
Speed kills baby!!
Zack escapes a bases-loaded jam in the first. Going to be a long day.
Payback?
HEY LOOK WE DID NOTHING WITH RISP MUST BE A DAY ENDING IN Y.
Zack not doing much for my jittery tummy.
Yep, there it is.
Sack up,Greinke!
I think i have said that in every game he has pitched this year.
wow, we find more ways to suck
Beautiful throw to the plate by Yasiel.
Horrible throw by Kemp.
ugly throw there, Matty. He wasn't expecting Crawford to run on him
fuck
close this shit out, you ass
It was a dark time for the drunken and deranged rebellion.
Gotta build your rep back up, Matty.
amazing
I'm going to start breaking shit. I'll start with this toothpick.
looked like i picked the wrong time to stop taking barbiturates.
looks
*plunders Spank's barbiturate stash*
Mmmmm barbiturate sauce.
so sad
Dusty better be gettin' good and drunk.
AGon bringing his speed to the basepaths to lead off the inning!
this is hard to watch
I wonder what it must feel like to have a middle infield that doesn't suck defensively.
Wow I'm in a bad mood. Sorry, everyone.
why is Grienke stooped over like that? Does he have back issues?
at least we cleared the pitcher
we're gonna lose 3-1 again, aren't we?
Although we'd need to score to do that so maybe not
good job, Dee, way to get us started
SpeeDee!
that was us-like
1st and 3rd, nobody out, Hanley up
that's 2 free outs. We gotta take advantage of this
amazingly terrible
Can Matty get the tying run home?
Gotta beat on the lefty brat
yes, attaboy Matty!
what's up with that curvy number next to where it says LAD?
got twoo. should've got more that inning.
Hopefully Donnie resists the urge to use Brandon League again.
Well, that was a pleasant surprise. Dee for the lead!
wow. dee drives butes home. weird combo.
How is Dee our best player and everyone else is pretty much terrible?
PWEEEEEEG!
We need more Agon!!
Épale everyone!
this is Machi being Machi, love it! <3
I just hate Diablo Pagan.
Epale Sistuh!!
damn, that would have been 2 runs
hello sistah!
Big test for Wilson
Gosh, I wish I didn't have to see Wilson anymore
Wilson is leaving balls up and they are getting donked
Just when I really started liking Wilson this year he starts pulling this kind of shit.
Wilson's overthrowing for some reason
trying to do that I suppose
2 down for el Pelo del Diablo
hmm
Wilson bad
Wilson good
Wilson bad
Wilson good
Wilson bad
Wilson ?
imma gonna burn that fucking beard off
there can never be anything easy, can there? These assholes are making me tired
that was close, go Dodgers!
CMON BLUE! WHERE WAS THAT?!?!?
@Spank we can use a machete instead
I guess he wouldn't be Brian Wilson these days if he didn't scare the shit out of us.
they making me mad
Wilson following the pattern
Kenley's gonna let at least one guy get on
Bison Power! insurance!
MATTY!
Love seeing the opposite field power
My man y'all!!
Karen's boy!!
these Venezuelan players are finally helping us!
I haven't checked the score yet. Just by reading this thread, I'm (slightly) hopeful...?!?!
great execution, fellas
@Saxy it's trending that way
time to shut these beeznatches down!
finish 'em!
When is Yasiel gonna stop surprising me??
Never I hope!
holy moly! what a catch!
and that's why i can live with Puig's BS. great catch
man, sometimes Perez looks really good, other times he looks like Brian Wilson's butt braids
nice work fellas, remember this feeling.
Greinkenstein and Dee were great today
With The Kid going tomorrow, I dare say that I'm feeling optimistic.
Wait, MLB.com says we won the game. Something must be wrong.
we make party?
WE MAKE PARTY!!!
Makin fiesta!
we make parranda, bochinche, gororó, bonche, rumba and templete!
is anyone watching the legends game?
100!
what are you talking about? Sandy Koufax is the greatest MLB pitcher ever
big ovation for Gagne
Suck it, gnats!
looking good, Sax!
i'm still making party
PGTUP!
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