Marge: Homer, if the baby's a boy, what do you think about the name Larry?
Homer: Marge, we can't do that. All the kids will call him Larry Fairy.
Marge: How about Louie?
Homer: They'll call him Screwy Louie.
Marge: Bob?
Homer: Slob.
Marge: Luke?
Homer: Puke.
Marge: Marcus?
Homer: Mucus.
Marge: What about Bart?
Homer: Hmmm, let's see. Bart, Cart, Dart, E-art....Nope, can't see any problem with that.
Hyun-Jin Ryu (5-2, 3.10) vs. Brandon Cumpton (0-1, 3.38).
The thoroughly mediocre Dodgers are 14-15 in the month of May. If they're to break even this month, Ryu has to beat the pitcher with the last name that's impossible to mock. Impossible! Let us know if you think of anything.
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Good news....National game so we all get it, HooRay!!
Bad news...No Vinny and national games aren't always our best efforts =(
ugh, they are showing Tampa-Boston here. What are the chances they let me watch it on MLB.tv?
The pregame here is showing both Boston-Tampa and Us-Pirats. You're on that side of the country, FB. I guess you're stuck with the fucky game.
Oh cool. We get EK calling the game. Does that mean you get Joe Buck? Like I said, the fucky game.
2000 lbs of goo
There goes the no-no
There goes the perfecto. Pressures off now, HJ.
Few too many pitches, but no harm done.
Small ball
Matt hit? [faints]
I think this is a rally
Woot! A Dodger game on my teevee box! They're even winning, too!
3Dee! Atta boy!
Well, shit.
HanRam! Holy shit that was DRILLED!
I take back everything I said about national games not always being our best.
My Man strutting his stuff!!
AGon scores from second on a grounder through the hole! Be on the lookout for pigs flying and Hell freezing over!
Have we scored this many runs all month??
Pirates not fooling anyone, Neeebs's Mom could get a hit today.
HanRam part deux!
Eazy E just spoke to me from the grave. He said "City of Cumpton!"
I guess Hanley has had a good day.
I totally forgot about Jamey Wright.
Ether and Mattingly just had an argument in the dugout which went on for a couple of minutes and then both went into the clubhouse.
I don't think Hughes's jaw is working, he can't seem to close his mouth. He ought to have that looked at.
Damn, Greg No Photo. Crazy shit.
It looked pretty serious.
Hughes's? Hughes'? Neeebs's? Neeebs'?
What would Dre and Mattingly be arguing about? This enquiring mind needs to know.
Mattingly kept walking away and Ethier kept making comments that brought Mattingly back. Andre's back in the dugout now.
You know, for a guy with a reputation as a "player's manager" he sure seems to be prickly with his players.
Well, they sent Romak out there.
Dre out of the game. The plot thickens.
I hope our boys have some offensive juice left for tomorrow.
Let the party-making commence!
Now that's what I'm talkin bout!
Nice, easy win. Long game. We've been at the stadium since 2:30!
Does that include the movie too?
PGTUP!
The movie would have made it over 7 hours. I love Dodger Stadium, but seriously.
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