Marge: Homer, if the baby's a boy, what do you think about the name Larry?
Homer: Marge, we can't do that. All the kids will call him Larry Fairy.
Marge: How about Louie?
Homer: They'll call him Screwy Louie.
Marge: What about Bart?
Homer: Hmmm, let's see. Bart, Cart, Dart, E-art....Nope, can't see any problem with that.
Hyun-Jin Ryu (5-2, 3.10) vs. Brandon Cumpton (0-1, 3.38).
The thoroughly mediocre Dodgers are 14-15 in the month of May. If they're to break even this month, Ryu has to beat the pitcher with the last name that's impossible to mock. Impossible! Let us know if you think of anything.