Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Zack Greinke (6-1, 2.38) vs. Wade Miley (3-3, 4.82).
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" That's Indiana Jones' lament, anyway. For the Dodgers, it's more like, "Snakes! Why can't there be more Snakes?" The Dodgers are 3-7 against the Giants, 1-2 against the Rockies and 2-1 against the Padres. But they're 7-1 against the Diamondbacks, who are mired in last place and don't we just feel horrible about that.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
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Gordon 2B
Puig RF
Ramirez SS
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp CF
Van Slyke LF
Uribe 3B
Ellis C
Greinke P
DAMMIT!
AJ back the other night, Uribe back tonight, HJ on the mend. Things are looking up *knocks on wood*
Gotta keep pitching though.
The bullpen needs to start pitching
Goldschmidt already has 2 home runs
yay we face a lefty :(
attaboy, Hanley, good eye(s)
good eye(s) AG
and Matty flies out with 2 on
Grank Ks Goldschmidt and Montero after a 1-out single
Why can't our righties hit lefties?
Uribe is walking like he's pooped his pantalones
our third 2-out walk
Grank grounds into a FC
Pollock kills us
Pollock is a Maxi Sirloin Burger
Owings pops up an awful, Dodger-like bunt to Uribe
I bet a rookie Venezuelan pitcher would toss a perfect game against us
wow, Grank gets the double play on the speedy Enciarte, 4-6-3
POOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEG!!!!!!
1-0 good guys!
he donked that one the other way
Hanley popped to left but O'Parra made a nice play on it
O'Parra with a 1-out single
Kemp gets Prado's pop for the second out
stupid passed ball
or wild pitch
and Grank gets Goldschmidt again on a high fastball
#endFBcommentstreak
Van Slick with a double down the left field line
Uribe flies to right
Ender Inciarte? Ender's Game?
A.J. did something good!
AJ knocks in SVS! 2-0 good guys!
Time to turn on the Kings game—WHAAAAAA?
Grank clocks one into the gap to score AJ! 3-0 good guys
lots of hitters talking to pitchers in the dugout tonight
Dee with a dunker, Grank moves over to third
Puig grounds to short to end the inning
Great inning from Greinke
KKKKK
I hope Zanky can get into the seventh.
Dodgers go down 1-2-3 in the 5th.
Ducks score. 5-2 Kings.
Great inning from Greinke
SVSHR!
"Great inning from Greinke." Copy, paste.
Let's Go Kings!
Dee drills one but right at Goldschmidt
Molly Knight points out the Dodgers have a $36 million left-field platoon, neither of which starts against lefties. And so far tonight it makes sense.
Good inning from Greinke
6-2 Kings! We got this.
Kings lead the Dodgers 6-5!
tie game!
KempBI!
Uribe Ks but it's 6-0 good guys
Greinke will take the mound in the 7th with 86 pitches.
Kings saluting Selanne. Classy.
Love playing the diamondbacks
from near HR to backwards K for Hill to start the 7th
Pollock paining the ass
On to Chicago, and let's win there!
#Kings #BobbyKennedy
One-out single. C'mon, Zack!
yes! there's the double play that may get Greinke into the 8th
UJTD! Ctrl-C, ctrl-V.
"The Kings are a tough out, man. They had all of their horses running tonight." —mixed sports metaphors on the Kings' postgame show
AJ with a gift walk
COMMAND-C, Orel. Put the PC down already.
Greinke left in to hit, which is smart because he is still better than any of our bench hitters
Greinke clears himself
Dee on after Owings sails the ball into the 40th row
and Puig immediately knocks him in with a double into the corner
7-0 good guys
Hanley with the sexy v-neck tonight
Hanley goes down swinging
Zanky will start the 8th with 98 pitches.
Hold down finger, wait for blue dot to appear, drag blue dot, wait for menu to appear, tap on COPY....
It's not Ender's game tonight.
One-out single. Zack at 105 pitches.
WOW, awesome double play to clean up the 8th!
UJTMFD!
uh oh
Bill Plunkett @billplunkettocr 20s
Nifty 3-6-1 DP ends an 8pitch 8th for Greinke, brings CG into range. 106 pitches thru 8. Brian Wilson warming in #Dodgers bullpen
Nice work, Grank
Find that fucking adrenaline, you ass
Matty rips one but they track it down in left
SVS pops up to first for the 3rd out
Cmon, Brian, find the juice
literally, call your SF boys and get some juice
and he walks the first batter on 5 pitches
and he Ks Goldschmidt for the first out
I feel like I need to say this and I don't mean to beat a dead horse, but: God damn I wish I could watch these games.
AGon doesn't toss the ball to Wilson at first and Montero is called safe, still looks like AG beat him, barely
and the call is reversed
2-outs, runner at 3rd
DB, you are invited over, any time
Attaboy Brian, that's what I like to see! Partymakin time!
goodnight, yall, enjoy these wins
one hundy
@FB
Be there in about 8 hours. A quick hour intercontinental flight and a 7-hour drive from La Guardia to your crib.
PGTUP!
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