If you had sat in traffic for hours and gotten home to discover your place had been burglarized, then you still would have experienced a better time than watching tonight's game.
Clayton Kershaw had the audacity to give up four earned runs over six innings and the Dodgers committed two errors, giving them 56 on the season — tying them with Houston for the most in the majors. Congrats, guys!
Yasiel Puig went 2 for 4 with a run, and crushed another ball for a hard out. So there's that, and only that.