Saturday, June 08, 2013

Post-Game 61 Thread: Back to Pessimism


Kris "Cy Young" Medlen dominated a weak Dodgers "offense" and ruined a perfectly good reason to find some optimism for going on a little Puig-inspired win streak. Puig himself went 2-4, and was inextricably asked to bunt in is first AB. Fife Dawg gave up two home runs, including one to that Medlen kid and to Swedish for Owl.

To top it off, Cuban Jesus had a head-first slide into first late in the game and seems to have hurt his hand. I guess the GT pronouncement was wrong about it not being possible for more injuries to befall this team.

(Shakes fists at the Baseball Gods) 

16 comments:

Paul said...

And I was feeling so optimistic this morning. Fuck where is the cheap whiskey.

Orel said...

I thought you were at the game, Dusty!

Dusty Baker said...

@Paul

RIght here in my glass.

Paul said...

Dueling PG threads! Team Dusty! Nooo Team Orel. So conflicted.

MR.F said...

Whoa. There were 2 post-game threads there for a second. We're through the looking glass, people!

Dusty Baker said...

@Orel

I was! I left a bit early to beat the traffic - it was PACKED tonight.

Paul said...

It takes a village of Dodgers to stop a Puig.

Orel said...

Speaking of which, we gotta update the sidebar.

Dusty Baker said...

I've had that PGT in the hopper for ~45 minutes. Do NOT deny me!

Paul said...

No one puts Dusty in the corner unless he is that kid all fucked up and you know the rest pass the brass monkey.

Dusty Baker said...

On the Moet
Don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go we bring Monkey with us

#Beasties

Paul said...

Any news on a kemp? Jack Kemp Matt kemp? Spanky Kemp.

Paul said...
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Dusty Baker said...

KempKershaw?

Paul said...

We are getting too old for this shit.

Spank said...

Urine the Hutt