Thursday, June 27, 2013

Game 78 Thread: June 27 vs. Phillies, 7p

Zack Greinke (4-2, 3.79) vs. Herman Q. Pettibone IV, Esq. (3-3, 4.14).

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I am Herman Q. Pettibone IV of Pettibone Estates. It comes to my attention that my great-grandnephew, one Jonathan H. Pettibone, will be pitching the base ball today on behalf of the city of Philadelphia. Of course, in my day the association was known as the Philadelphia Athletics; a bevy of scoundrels, they.

"And if you thought 'Phillies' was redundant and somewhat vulgar, look at the opposing association: the 'Dodgers,' apparently named after the riff-raff which used to slink and skulk out of the way of Brooklyn's trolleys. How, if you'll pardon the play on words, pedestrian.

"Well, here's wishing for a gentlemanly contest between both base ball associations. May the snootiest team prevail!"

271 comments:

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Paul said...

Baywatch The Uribe files.

Neeebs said...

@PJ: Summer of 81 spent with lead singer, Titee Twystyr

Paul said...

I am still amazed at that hit and he pulled it. I could try that 100 times and well I'd try once and go have a beer.

Fred's Brim said...

Puig's gonna get thrown at for that celebration. I know Charlie Manuel won't stand for that

Paul said...

Charlie Manuel just won't stand. He is old.

Fred's Brim said...

Titee? Was she the one that was kicked out of the Reverse Cowboys for violating Federal Rico laws? Rico being their lead roadie

Fred's Brim said...

Cmon Jim-Phil! We want a clean inning

Neeebs said...

FB: Rico Petraceli?

Fred's Brim said...

nice work, JP, even though you look like Violent J from Insane Clown Posse. Maybe we should call you Violent JP

Hideo Nomo said...

Main page looks all fucked up on my phone.

Fred's Brim said...

sweet jesus, Uribe just fell down like he was going into cardiac arrest

Paul said...

Don't belli fuck us Belli!

Spank said...

close game

Hideo Nomo said...

Delmon Young is 4-4 on Jewish Community Night.

Neeebs said...

Beli of Old...for how long?

Fred's Brim said...

attaboy, Belli
nasty stuff

Orel said...

Looks fine on mine, Gnomes.

Neeebs said...

BTW, where for art thou Stubbs?
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

Hideo Nomo said...

Whattya think Orel? Is that Delmon Young observation too hot for Twitter?

Hideo Nomo said...

Site looks fine now. Guess it was me.

Paul said...

Sons of Steve Garvey gone wild.

Paul said...

Nice jump Kemp!

Orel said...

SEE? My "looks fine on mine, Gnomes" comment just disappeared!

Steve Sax said...

Let's go Dodgers! Nice SB kempy

Steve Sax said...

Weird stuff on this GT tonight

Orel said...

Kemp steals second and third! Puig who?

Hideo Nomo said...

Stop slapping hard surfaces, Matt!

Hideo Nomo said...

GEEEEEIIIIIIICOOOOO!!!

Steve Sax said...

Nice SAcFly!

Neeebs said...

Kemp is going to break his hand sliding head first.

Fred's Brim said...

for real, cut that shit out

NOW GET HIM HOME!

Fred's Brim said...

attaboy AJ!

Fred's Brim said...

i love it when we execute
*semi*

Fred's Brim said...

ha! did anybody else see that dude 4 rows back stand up and punch out Uribe?

Neeebs said...

And watch it disappear.

Paul said...

Yeah FB. Funny stuff.

Paul said...

Fuck Carlos Ruiz!

Neeebs said...

@orel: nothing really disappears in cyberspace.

Fred's Brim said...

ugh at least Ruiz can't beat us in this at bat

Orel said...

One out!

Neeebs said...

one down boy

Orel said...

True, Neeebs. Our idiocy is forever preserved.

Fred's Brim said...

nice work, Dre

Orel said...

Two down!

Neeebs said...

two down boy

Fred's Brim said...

nice work, Yas

Spank said...

stay on target

Fred's Brim said...

fuck, another AB for Utley

Spank said...

defensive indifference? what the fuck is that?

Fred's Brim said...

cmon, Kenley, finish this off

Fred's Brim said...

Is that Neicy Nash standing behind the plate?

Fred's Brim said...

cmon blue! where was that?

Paul said...

Dammit.

Paul said...

We make party!

Neeebs said...

We make disappearing party.

Orel said...

Phew!

Spank said...

We make six pack party!

Fred's Brim said...

nice work, Adrian

Fred's Brim said...

nice work, Kenley, way to battle

Orel said...

We make dis—

Neeebs said...

We make disappearing party.

Orel said...

Neeebs, did your earlier disappearing comment actually disappear?

Neeebs said...

Yes.

Neeebs said...

Yes. again.

Orel said...

Et voilĂ !

Neeebs said...

Its magic. Everything reappeared. Well played.

Neeebs said...

@SAXY:Free free, set them free.

Steve Sax said...

PGT up, snooty fans!

Steve Sax said...

@ Neeebs: whoops, missed Sting again!

Neeebs said...

Saxy:I'm going to call the Police.

Spank said...

I don't think it's PC to say Niecy Nash.

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