Zack Greinke (4-2, 3.79) vs. Herman Q. Pettibone IV, Esq. (3-3, 4.14).
"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I am Herman Q. Pettibone IV of Pettibone Estates. It comes to my attention that my great-grandnephew, one Jonathan H. Pettibone, will be pitching the base ball today on behalf of the city of Philadelphia. Of course, in my day the association was known as the Philadelphia Athletics; a bevy of scoundrels, they.
"And if you thought 'Phillies' was redundant and somewhat vulgar, look at the opposing association: the 'Dodgers,' apparently named after the riff-raff which used to slink and skulk out of the way of Brooklyn's trolleys. How, if you'll pardon the play on words, pedestrian.
"Well, here's wishing for a gentlemanly contest between both base ball associations. May the snootiest team prevail!"
265 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 265 of 265Puig's gonna get thrown at for that celebration. I know Charlie Manuel won't stand for that
Charlie Manuel just won't stand. He is old.
Titee? Was she the one that was kicked out of the Reverse Cowboys for violating Federal Rico laws? Rico being their lead roadie
Cmon Jim-Phil! We want a clean inning
FB: Rico Petraceli?
nice work, JP, even though you look like Violent J from Insane Clown Posse. Maybe we should call you Violent JP
Main page looks all fucked up on my phone.
sweet jesus, Uribe just fell down like he was going into cardiac arrest
Don't belli fuck us Belli!
close game
Delmon Young is 4-4 on Jewish Community Night.
Beli of Old...for how long?
attaboy, Belli
nasty stuff
Looks fine on mine, Gnomes.
BTW, where for art thou Stubbs?
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
Whattya think Orel? Is that Delmon Young observation too hot for Twitter?
Site looks fine now. Guess it was me.
Sons of Steve Garvey gone wild.
Nice jump Kemp!
SEE? My "looks fine on mine, Gnomes" comment just disappeared!
Let's go Dodgers! Nice SB kempy
Weird stuff on this GT tonight
Kemp steals second and third! Puig who?
Stop slapping hard surfaces, Matt!
GEEEEEIIIIIIICOOOOO!!!
Nice SAcFly!
Kemp is going to break his hand sliding head first.
attaboy AJ!
i love it when we execute
*semi*
ha! did anybody else see that dude 4 rows back stand up and punch out Uribe?
And watch it disappear.
Yeah FB. Funny stuff.
@orel: nothing really disappears in cyberspace.
ugh at least Ruiz can't beat us in this at bat
One out!
one down boy
True, Neeebs. Our idiocy is forever preserved.
nice work, Dre
Two down!
two down boy
nice work, Yas
stay on target
defensive indifference? what the fuck is that?
cmon, Kenley, finish this off
Is that Neicy Nash standing behind the plate?
cmon blue! where was that?
Dammit.
We make party!
We make disappearing party.
Phew!
We make six pack party!
nice work, Adrian
nice work, Kenley, way to battle
We make dis—
We make disappearing party.
Neeebs, did your earlier disappearing comment actually disappear?
Yes.
Yes. again.
Et voilà !
Its magic. Everything reappeared. Well played.
@SAXY:Free free, set them free.
PGT up, snooty fans!
@ Neeebs: whoops, missed Sting again!
Saxy:I'm going to call the Police.
I don't think it's PC to say Niecy Nash.
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