Monday, June 10, 2013

Game 63 Thread: June 10 vs. Snakes, 7p


Clayton Kershaw (5-4, 1.93) vs. Wade Miley (4-5, 4.92)

Clayton Kershaw is very, very good.
Yasiel Puig appears to be very, very good.
This team still seems very, very bad.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

110 comments:

Spank said...

I've still got flakes

BJ Killeen said...

Nomo: A man of few GT words.

Spank said...

wow that was close.

Spank said...

Kinda surprised there was no Miley pun from Gnolmes.

Paul said...

Don Sutton?

Dusty Baker said...

Cuban Jesus batting cleanup!

Fred's Brim said...

hey, let's win tonight

Hideo Nomo said...

This team isn't exactly inspiring poetry at the moment.

Except from Vin maybe.

Orel said...

Olivia Munn throwing out the first pitch tonight. Paging Sax.

Orel said...

Holy shit, James Loney just crushed a homer.

Orel said...

Ken Gurnick ‏@kengurnick 52s

Now outfielder Scott Van Slyke is nursing an injury. http://atmlb.com/17DzsKA

BJ Killeen said...

@Dodgers: #Dodgers lineup vs. Arizona:
Punto SS
Ellis 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Puig RF
Hairston LF
Ethier CF
Uribe 3B
Federowicz C
Kershaw P

BJ Killeen said...

Finally get it Donnie to put Puig in clean up?!

Spank said...

Like dodgerzgm said on the twitterz who is pweeeg going to drive home from the clean up spot?

Orel said...

Here we go!

Paul said...

Unless Puig can bat lead off and cleanup then it doesn't matter.

Orel said...

Wad Miley

BJ Killeen said...

I hate the D'bags, but they have the best logo.

Paul said...

Don't hit into a dp AG.

Paul said...

No one fuckin steals on this team or is even a threat minus Crawford.

Paul said...

Yup and now we fail.

Orel said...

Puig singles. When do pitchers start making adjustments?

Paul said...

Come Jerry you are better than .254.

Orel said...

Best logo? The "A" or the "D"?

Orel said...

JHJRBI!

Paul said...

Good job Jerry!

Paul said...

Come on Dre you think your better than that .229 average.

MR.F said...

In play, runs!

Orel said...

Damn, at least Ethier tagged it.

MR.F said...

Humbug.

Orel said...

Hmmm, D'bags touch Clayton for a run.

MR.F said...

WHY HAS KERSHAW BEEN HUMAN LATELY?!?!?!?!

Orel said...

Kershaw gets the second out of the 2nd inning with his 30th pitch.

karen said...

Puig needs to jog to the mound and write Dios and make a cross in the dirt.

Orel said...

Puig just got Puiged. Thrown out at third.

BJ Killeen said...

@Orel: the db that looks like a snake head.

Orel said...

That was the Uribe-est double ever. 2-1 Dodgers.

Orel said...

@BJK: Not the forked tongue in the "A"?

Steve Sax said...

From the GT link on Puig: "Puig became the first Dodgers rookie to win Player of the Week honors since Andre Ethier in 2006."

What does that say about our farm system / development?

Paul said...

Blah.

BJ Killeen said...

MELLIS! Xxxxooo

BJ Killeen said...

@Orel I like that also

Orel said...

Mellis homer makes it 3-1!

Orel said...

There's your three runs Clayton...whaaaaa?

Orel said...

Red Sox & Rays entering the bottom of the 13th.

Orel said...

Gutty inning by Kershaw to escape the 7th. 99 pitches.

BJ Killeen said...

This guy is overdue

Orel said...

Goldschmidt 0 for 4 tonight.

Orel said...

Bottom 8th, two on, no out for Puig. Geico?

Orel said...

Geez, he only singled!

Spank said...

Pweeeg sucks. Send him back down to the minors.

BJ Killeen said...

Kill that mofo ump

BJ Killeen said...

How can the pads be winning?!!!

Spank said...

twitterers are mad

Spank said...

well shit Dre.

Orel said...

League in with a two-run lead? We have a thirty percent of winning!

BJ Killeen said...

@Spank they should be

Spank said...

here we go again with League. Damn i hate this guy.

Orel said...

League gonna League.

BJ Killeen said...

Kill that mofo Ethier

Spank said...

Fucking League

BJ Killeen said...

I'm having an aneurism

BJ Killeen said...

Kill that mofo League

Spank said...

@ BJ

I'm watching on gameday so i didn't see the Hairston out but it pissed everyone off.I'll have to see the replay somewhere to see how bad the call was.

BJ Killeen said...

I think I have anger issues...

Hideo Nomo said...

SHOOT HIM INTO SPACE

Spank said...

Almost there

BJ Killeen said...

He was safe by six feet Spank

BJ Killeen said...

He may be the worst relief pitcher we've ever hand and that's saying a lot cuz we had Broxton.

Spank said...

Bases Loaded. Thanks,League.

Paul said...

This fuckin ridiculous.

Spank said...

Call the bomb squad! Someone's exploding on the mound.

Paul said...

^is

Paul said...

We all knew that would happen. Fuck!!!

Spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alex said...

Mmmmmm shit sandwich...

BJ Killeen said...

How can they sit in the front office, watch this and think he shouldn't be fired?!

Paul said...

He didnt deserve to be able to last that long Donnie. Ned's prize relief signing.

Spank said...

I'm done with League. Send him his waking papers and send me some rolling papers,pronto!

Spank said...

Fuck typing

Orel said...

This sucks.

Hideo Nomo said...

This really isn't funny anymore.

Hideo Nomo said...
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BJ Killeen said...

It's a good thing they check for weapons at the stadium

BJ Killeen said...

It's a good thing they check for weapons at the stadium

Spank said...

damn

BJ Killeen said...

Story time: when Steve Saleen decided he was gonna race Indy cars, he was on the track during practice and was so slow he became a hazard to the real drivers. The story goes that all the real drivers went to his garage, surrounded him, and TOLD him his driving career was OVER. I think that's what the boys need to do to League.

Neeebs said...

I leave to help my daughter with her homework and Dodgers winning 3-1. I come back and we are losing 5-3. WTF?

Paul said...

Never help your daughter again Neeebs.

BJ Killeen said...

It's all your fault Neeebs

Paul said...

Urine! You overpaid Colletti player.

Paul said...

Atta boy!

Spank said...

Brandon League is Ex-lax. He gives the opposing teams the runs.

Orel said...

What's this, a rally?

Paul said...

Finger yourself Prado.

Orel said...

I don't know where to go with this PGT.

BJ Killeen said...

Oh jeez

Paul said...

Fuck bunts!

Spank said...

What's going on here? Are the Bad News Bears at bat?

Paul said...

They are just gonna fuckin string us along huh?

BJ Killeen said...

Best line of the night Spank

Neeebs said...

Im bringing her to the Orphanage tomorrow...unless we can rally.

Paul said...

Ellis chokes again.

Spank said...

Don't let me down,A Gon

Paul said...

Losers.

BJ Killeen said...

I give up

Spank said...

And that's that.

MR.F said...

Wow.

Orel said...

SSPGTUP (shit-sucking)

Paul said...

I'm done for a couple days.