Friday, June 14, 2013

Brute 66 Thread: June 14 @ Pirates, 4p

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Doesn't exist...yet.

Stephen Fife (1-1, 3.78) vs. Jeff Locke (5-1, 2.39).

Game 66? No suspension for Brute 66? Get ready for stuff.

89 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

This is the shirt I mentioned at the game the other night, Orel.

BJ Killeen said...

That first shirt is a good one!

BJ Killeen said...

Early game today, folks.

Starting lineup:
Puig RF
Punto 3B
Gonzalez 1B
Ramirez SS
M Ellis 2B
Ethier CF
A Ellis C
Hairston LF
Fife P

Dusty Baker said...

This lineup is looking more...normal.

Can't wait for game time! Bring dis shit. I'm going to be surlySurlySURLY!!!

Dusty Baker said...

D Baker SS
(Surly Stop)

Orel said...

Gotcha, Gnomes. It would work better without PUIG on the front.

Steve Sax said...

That lineup would be sweet if it was Manny Ramirez batting fourth (all due respect to Hanley)

Orel said...

Larry, Moe and curlyCurlyCURLY!!!

MR.F said...

My favorite Lost character? hurleyHurleyHURLEY!

Paul said...

Now that I am starting my vacation it would be a good time for a Dodgers winning streak. I'll take four in a row and I bet it would feel like 20.

MR.F said...

Puig single but Punto GIDP.

MR.F said...

Fife walks Jussell but K's the side.

BJ Killeen said...

Mellis!

MR.F said...

MEllis single. Is an Ethier RBI-double to much to ask for?

MR.F said...

Yes.

BJ Killeen said...

What's with the smoke?

BJ Killeen said...

So Hernandez got DFA'd. Cya

MR.F said...

Fife still in some trouble in the 2nd. 1st and 3rd with 1 out.

Dusty Baker said...

That sightline at the Pie Rats' yard is just gorgeous. Can't wait to take a trip out there some day.

BJ Killeen said...

Arggghh. That's pirate speak for arrgggggh

Dusty Baker said...

"FUUUUUCK" is pirate speak for "Dodgers".

Dusty Baker said...

Nice pick and throw, HanRam!

BJ Killeen said...

Ramirez: he's no Cruz...thank goodness.

Dusty Baker said...

Thank you Ground Rule Jesus.

BJ Killeen said...

Sax: CCS: level 287!

Dusty Baker said...

How is Loney doing these days?

I could look it up, but I want someone else to, then I can react indignantly to it and note the irony.

Dusty Baker said...

Well, we're only down 2 to these assholes.

Paul said...

.317 8 homeruns and 10 beers.

Dusty Baker said...

Two of those stats are Loney's, and one is Paul's.

Dusty Baker said...

Great camera shot of Puig and Ryu "talking" to each other. What the hell were they saying? Still, awesome.

Paul said...

I always drink better when I'm not playing for the Dodgers.

Paul said...

Ryu : "Suck we"

Puig "we, no they"

Dusty Baker said...

jesus fukin christ can we get one god damned break?

Steve Sax said...

Puig and Mellis have our only hits today.

Against the Pirates.

BJ Killeen said...

I hope this game goes long so I have something to watch tonight.

Dusty Baker said...

Out at second mother effer!

Dusty Baker said...

God I used to love Russell Martin.

God I hate Russell Martin.

Paul said...

The forelorn hope band of motley fanatics just holding on to our faith and beer hoping neither run out.

Dusty Baker said...

"The forelorn hope band of motley fanatics just holding on to our faith and beer hoping neither run out."

New SoSG motto. Can someone translate that into Latin?

Paul said...

Someone wake up Stubbs.

Dusty Baker said...

Wake the fuck up Stubbs, you disappearing ass bish!

Dusty Baker said...

Lyons just referred to Punto as "that Little Nicky Punto". That makes me feel weird.

Paul said...

Lyons is creepier than Jesus Colorado in a sundress.

Paul said...

Hey look Luis Cruz took a pitch.

Paul said...

Hey look Luis Cruz took a pitch.

Paul said...

Well he did take two but swung at ball 3.

Paul said...

Heaven forbid trying to draw a walk with Puig on deck.

MR.F said...

Fife goes 5 innings, gives up 2 runs. Can't really complain much about that.

Dusty Baker said...

I can complain that he couldn't do that for one or two more innings.

Paul said...

Score some fuckin runs!

MR.F said...

I mean, considering Fife is a 5th starter-type.

Dusty Baker said...

Well, we can't be expected to score runs, what with Cy Young pitching today and Mariano Rivera coming in as relief. Plus, we batted Mendoza at every spot in the lineup. I mean, how can we ever win like that?

MR.F said...

This is our best opportunity to score.

MR.F said...

That's the spirit, Dusty.

Dusty Baker said...

@Mr F

Don't tell Karina I'm being a pessimist!

MR.F said...

Damnit, urine.

Dusty Baker said...

That was just a terrible AB for Urine.

Just as he was growing on Nomo.

Dusty Baker said...

Why the fuck is A Gon catching that foul ball???

Fred's Brim said...

Matt Guerrier is my least favorite Dodger of the last 10 years. He doesn't get enough credit for how bad he's been since he's been here

Orel said...

What'd I miss? Nothing?

MR.F said...

Pirates scored another run =(.

Fred's Brim said...

just some bonus frustration

Orel said...

O GRILLI?

Fred's Brim said...

we're gonna score 2 runs this inning

Orel said...

Holy shit, Punto, that bunt was a work of art! Two on, no out in the 9th.

Dusty Baker said...

That was definitely a brushback pitch. Charge the mofo, Belli!

Fred's Brim said...

yuck

MR.F said...

Hey, another scoring opportunity.

Dusty Baker said...

A Gon looked 152 years old on that last swing.

Dusty Baker said...

@Mr F

Yeah, but you should be watching the game!

Fred's Brim said...

heh heh Cumpton

Orel said...

Tomorrow's started is named Cumpton? Really?

Orel said...

DAMMIT

^starter

Dusty Baker said...

Straight Outta Cumpton

Fred's Brim said...

get a haircut, Grilli!

Dusty Baker said...

Wash yer hair, too, Grilli!

Dusty Baker said...

Can't we just by this Grilli guy and use him as our closer?

Before the last pitch to MEllis?

Orel said...

You're wrong, FB. They're going to score zero here.

BJ Killeen said...

Getting so used to the beatings that I'm starting to like them.

Fred's Brim said...

man, we are the worst

Orel said...

Zero.

Orel said...

They seem awfully happy for beating the Dodgers.

Dusty Baker said...

Total suckitude.

Dusty Baker said...

I've figured that that we suck AND blow. At the same time.

I'm just going to get drunk(er) and surly the rest of the night.

MR.F said...

Shucks.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Yay, 10 games under .500 and the night is still young

Paul said...

This really has been a long season. Maybe I should go see a play on Tuesday.

Steve Sax said...

You won't see many plays at Dodger Stadium

Steve Sax said...

PGT finally up. I'm going back to bed