Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Game 93 Thread: July 18 vs. Phils, 12n

Clayton Kershaw (7-5, 2.84) vs. Cliff Lee (1-6, 3.92).

Bring out the big guns! Not former Cy Young Award winners Cliff Lee (2008, AL) and Clayton Kershaw (2011, NL). No, we're talking about SoSG Sax, who is skipping out on work and bringing his vaunted 2-4 record to the Stadium today in order to turn this post-All-Star Break 1-4 death spiral around. The Dodgers have lost 19 of their last 25.

After taking four in Philly earlier this season, the Fillies won't sweep us back. Beer will be consumed. Dodgers will score more than three runs. And a victory is in store. Count it.

SoSG Nomo and his 5-3 record will be there today as well.

97 comments:

Franklin Stubbs said...

Boy, I can hardly wait.

MR.F said...

Love the footnote.

Steve Sax said...

We're winning today dammit. I'm heading out.

MR.F said...

Go get 'em Sax!!!!

Hideo Nomo said...

In the house. Kinda have it to myself at the moment.

Hideo Nomo said...

I'm always amused by guys who show up to games wearing full regalia of teams that aren't playing here. I've seen Indians and Rays so far today.

Hideo Nomo said...

And now A's. Am I missing something?

QuadSevens said...

Are they hoping for those guys to become Dodgers?

Hideo Nomo said...

Watching Kershaw fire strikes from deep center to Ellis at the left field foul pole. Awesome.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Day baseball? It'll never last.

Steve Sax said...

Slooooooooooooow national anthem

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Let's get a win today fellas

Hideo Nomo said...

Rivera got a ton of help on that.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

LOLWUT?

Hideo Nomo said...

Fuck you, Uribe and Loney.

Jason said...

Kershaw is good at baseball.

Uribe is not.

Vin did note that "a veteran first baseman would probably have gotten that ball" and that "Loney certainly would have."

Hideo Nomo said...

Oh yeah. Loney's not playing. Whoops, sorry James.

Hideo Nomo said...

Argh.

Jason said...

Victorino was out. You can see Ellis' glove ruffle his pants just before he steps on home plate.

ROBO-UMPS NOW!

Steve Sax said...

Fuck. Tied up

MR.F said...

DAMN UMPS

Dusty Baker said...

Fuck Uribe and Loney and the umps. And Victorino.

I'm not watching the game but just wanted to relay my standing shitlist.

karina said...

epale everyone!

trying to revive from my busy days :)

Hideo Nomo said...

Sax is the man. He smuggled me down to field level. Problem was, I couldn't find an unoccupied seat in the shade. So, I just used the opportunity to use the nice restrooms and catch some plays from behind home plate. Now I'm back in the Loge.

Eugenio's Streak said...

My work day is shot...

karina said...

Sons, you've got mail.

Jason said...

This is all part of the plan to work the Phillies lineup to force Cliff Lee out of the game, right?

Paul said...

Score a damn run! Oh and DFA that tub of urine.

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Paul said...

3ks for Matty. 2010 vintage.

knapS said...

That bastard fooled Matty.

Hideo Nomo said...

Well, this WAS gonna be a short game.

knapS said...

Haha.Fuck yeah. Horst.

tsroH knapS said...

Ethier single. Mellis to third. Hairston up. two out.

MR.F said...

COME ON AND WIN THIS~!

Paul said...

Gotta do it now. Urine on deck.

MR.F said...

WTF ETHIER! WHY YOU GIVE URINE AN AT-BAT?!

tsroH knapS said...

bases loaded for Urine but wait Loney will pinch hit for Loney. Holy Mackerel! D-U-M-B

Paul said...

Loney pinch hitting for Urine. Feels like one of those questions on would you rather burn to death or drown.

karina said...

go King James, go!

tsroH knapS said...

I meant pinch hit for Urine but loney and Urine are the same . One is piss and the other is shit.

MR.F said...

Loney will find a way to GIDP with 2 outs.

Dusty Baker said...

Pinch hitting Loney for Urine. Exercise in futility.

Paul said...

Walk him!

Dusty Baker said...

45

tsroH knapS said...

I've got my BOOOOO ready to go

Dusty Baker said...

2-2

(cries)

Paul said...

Walk him!

tsroH knapS said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dusty Baker said...

Hit him!

tsroH knapS said...

Hit me!

Paul said...

Awww fuck crap shot piss. I hate this.

MR.F said...

Not. Surprised.

Dusty Baker said...

Embarrassing. Couldn't even get good wood on it.

Paul said...

Should of let Capuano hit.

Fernie V said...

Loney needs To start packing

Fernie V said...

Sad even the Loney fans reacted, oh no not him.

tsroH knapS said...

Looked like Guerra called for a beer.

tsroH knapS said...

Mmm,Javy,Kareem ain't batting. Bring down that shit.

MR.F said...

Guerra can't pitch after this latest Loney failure. I can't blame him.

tsroH knapS said...

FUCK!!

tsroH knapS said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tsroH knapS said...

SHIT!!

karina said...

they can win this!

MR.F said...

LONEY'S FAULT! LONEY'S FAULT! LONEY'S FAULT! LONEY'S FAULT!

karina said...

King James needs a Russian Revolution for him

karina said...

lead off double!

Dusty Baker said...

We should have taken advantage of David Schwimmer in the last inning.

MR.F said...

Get the bat to Matt!

karina said...

yay Comedulce! go DODGERS!

karina said...

good ol' infield hit! AWESOME!

karina said...

SAFE! NEW GAMEEEEEEEEE!

tsroH knapS said...

JIM HILL!!

MR.F said...

Nice work Matt! Now finish this Andre!

tsroH knapS said...

I'm in need of a Dre Day. Do it bish!

tsroH knapS said...

I think i tore my rotator cuff trying to grab some chips.

tsroH knapS said...

car wash

tsroH knapS said...

on to the bottom of the eleventh.

Loney bats second




(cries)

tsroH knapS said...

No twitter stadium food posts from Nomo today. What gives,G?

tsroH knapS said...

Hairston grounds out to begin the inning. Two out.

tsroH knapS said...

It's almost August and Loney has two homeruns. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!



(cries)

tsroH knapS said...

That's a double for Cruz. Let's finish this shit,Ajellis!

tsroH knapS said...

Ajellis intentionally walks. Mr.Misty May is up.

tsroH knapS said...

Barely got Misty may on first on a high bouncer to short.

Dammit!

Hideo Nomo said...

Spank, I trust people know what Dodger Dogs look like.

Paul said...

I am hoping we aren't dragging this game along only to lose and tire out the Phillies for their series against the Giants.

tsroH knapS said...

I never tire of Dodger Dogs.

tsroH knapS said...

This game is never going to end

MR.F said...

Kemp or Ethier will end the game here.

tsroH knapS said...

KEMP HOMERUN!!!!!!

Alex said...

BOOM!

Ñeeebs said...

Al Fin!!!!

MR.F said...

Told y'all!

Hideo Nomo said...

KEMPED.

karina said...

that was a great game to attend at the ballpark, Sax and Nomo!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Huzzah!

Steve Sax said...

For the record, everything in the last paragraph of my GT came true.