Starting pitchers: R.A. Dickey Matt Cain (9-3, 2.62) vs. Justin Verlander (9-5, 2.58).
Not to be Oscar the Grouch about this, but aside from seeing Clayton Kershaw get in the game to pitch, I am not very interested in watching this year's All-Star Game. Although it would be cool to see Oyster Pubes meet a Pete Rose-like play at the plate.
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As seen on Twitter:
"Sounds like LaRussa's plan is Cain-Gio-Stras-Dickey-Hamels..."
So, Dodger fans can just fuck off, I guess.
Wait, what am I talking about? This is LaRussa! That's probably just the first inning.
Let's just rip the band-aid and get this over with.
There are only two catchers on the NL roster? Good lord.
My two least favorite ones, too!
Kershaw says he's pitching an inning "in the middle of the game." I'll believe it when I see it.
(LaRussa installs PS3 in NL dugout, fires up MLB 12 The Show, hands Kershaw a controller)
Over/under on shots of BBQ food shown by FOX during pre-game: 11.5.
I'll take the under.
I don't know why, but I am so sick of Mike Trout.
Mike Trout = Team I loathe experiencing good fortune. That is all.
Fatty looked gassed after running from the dugout.
Ryan Braun with a double to score Melky. NL takes a 1-0 lead.
Spank takes the lead too.
Nasty change-up catches Votto looking.
Verlander doesn't know that it counts.
Also, Larry's "speech" was lame.
Um...yay?
Fuck. Fat Sandwich, ASG MVP.
Et tu, Jeter?
Holy mackerel! 5-0 NL already?
I'm at work reading this thread but not actually following the game. This thread is far more entertaining!
I mean more entertaining than the game itself. But also more entertaining than work.
Michael Young is not an All Star this year?
From reading the line on AtBat it looks like Giants hitters are supplying all the offense. What did fat panda hit double triple?
@Fat Panda is more associated with double doubles
The Harper Shrug!
I blame Oyster Pubes for Kersh's rough inning.
Go back to college, Harper!
Go back to college, Harper!
Bullshit!
Wade Miley alert! Get crackin', Nomo!
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