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Stephen Fife (0-0, 1.50 ERA) vs. Matt Cain (10-3, 2.74 ERA)
Remember what happened last time we went to San Fransisco?
Yeah, me neither...
It would be nice to get this road trip firmly in the "back-on-track" category by sending Sumner that excess humiliation back from whence it came.
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Thirded.
Fourthed-ed.
Cinco-ed!
Seised!
Motion carries. Gnats are fucked.
Hairston LF
Mellis 2B
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Ramirez 3B
Loney 1B
Cruz SS
Ajellis C
Fife P
This game has my attention for about 30 minutes before I get sucked in by the Olympics.
Hope these orange jerseys send Hanley into a hitting rampage.
Yo Phife the di-dawg is in tha house.
0-0 through one. Fife escapes, barely.
XXX Summer Olympics!!
So Many jokes.
"motion carries"... LOL.
(SoSG Pedro Guerrero abstained)
Loney breaks up Cain's no-hitter!
Hey all! It's kind of quiet in here, you'd think it was Fife vs. Cain or something... Oh wait.
Squeaky bum time already.
Dunzo
Ugh. After 7 straight days of Collins and Lyons, FOX robs is of Vin tomorrow. Dicks. I bet Collins calls that game.
^ is=us
I've got a not-so-great feeling about this
Fife looks shaky.
Cain looks hittable... Maybe not by this lineup however
I do dislike the Giants.
Fife gets his first 1-2-3 inning in the third!
Love drinking gin on the flight and listening to Vin. Gin and Vin: a winning combination.
And then of course we lose Vin on the radio and now it's Charley. God bless the availability of gin in this case.
We're making contact off Cain. Just hitting them at 'em.
When is Kemp going to start hitting again?
Ethier single!
Dusty, are you listening to the game via airplane wifi?
That would be cool.
Matt Cain has BABIP fever. Hanley line drive out to third.
Dammit Loney
Love the double post by Saxy at 8:20pm..
I would very much like a win tonight.
Sorry spank, just got rid of one of them
One can regularly go to the "dammit Loney" comment
Nice save, Hanley!
Matty grab!
Phew, got out of it!
Fife with a two-out double! Let's see how the Dodgers waste it.
JHJ RBI! Tie game!
38 2/3-inning scoreless drought at AT&T Park ends for the Dodgers, per Vinny.
We scored!!!! Again!!!
Wha? Ellis RBI makes it 2-1 Dodgers!
Hey, so THAT'S what second base looks like!
I'd really love a Kemp homerun.
Whoops, my comment (and GameDay) is delayed
At Saxy
Yes, I am.
Hells yeah Phife Dawg!
Firstbase open but Andre has hit Cain well.
Runs!
Kemp grounds out to end the inning. What's up with him?
Matt's putting the ball in play, so that's progress, right?
Dammit.
Unbisonesque ground out... No good
Looks off balance. Shoulder opening up.
Nice pitch Fifester!
Dylan Hernandez says the drought was 31 innings.
*puts on assless chaps*
*does the midnight cowboy*
Yeehaw mofos!
Woohoo, we're winning! I'll take it!
Vin's streak number probably goes back to '11.
Vin calling out Robert Moses! Get him, Vin!
Dre double!
Giants trade for Scutaro! Do we care?
Giants trade for Scutaro.
Oh man, I wish we had Scutaro instead of Hanley.
Loney RBI!!!
LONEY RBI
LONEY! NOT SUCKING!
Seems everyone has a hit except Kemp.
DAMMIT
Righetti: "So, Matt. This is the Dodgers we're playing."
Fuck Scutaro. Hanks had the better career.
Come on AJ
Dammit AJ. Plus he fished for that one.
3-1 Dodgers
3-1 Blue. I'll take that
If Loney gets an RBI off of Cain, isn't that a good (albeit surprising) sign?
Wow, Angels pick up Greinke!
Isn't that old news? 2 hours old anyways.
I thought the Brewers were the shit. Or was that is shit.
They're only the shit when WE play them,
I'd like 2 more runs please.
@ Stubbsy
(cries)
Cain be gone.
Time for more booze. Mastrovia,bishes.
Seems like a lot moves for the seventh. Guess setting up for Belly and the Beast.
I want more runs. How does 10 sound?
I can't believe all those pitching changes in the seventh actually worked.
Dodgers go meekly in the eighth. 3-1 LA through 7.5
I've got a bad feeling about this
I can't watch
Fuck.
Belly's gonna blow this...
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Belly, you suck
Fife thanks you Belli
Poor Fife.
Yet another 94 MPH sinker
Loney Cruz Ellis in the ninth
Belly you have to check the fuckin runner!
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Tied going to the ninth, but we are going to lose.
Whats up with Kemp lately. He's like 0-14 lately or close to it.
Loney hitting a homerun feels unlikely.
I'm very depressed. Already.
You're all a bunch of Negative Nancies.
Oh Henry!
Just swing Rivera.
Sacrifice to prevent a Loney Double play.
If we end up winning, I will donate my Lasorda/Alston bobble to a SOSG contest
Bellisario is no sweet genius
Mmmmm, bunts.
Oh wait Rivera hit for Loney. Ellis get one of those hits you were getting a few months ago.
If we win I'll donate Neeebs pink flamingo shirt.
C'mon blue!
A single will be tough to score rivera.
@PJ: I thought you sold that on Ebay?
You got this, A.J.
I did but sent the bidder an actual pink flamingo. I am banned on EBay.
You got this, Bobby.
Who's that obnoxious idiot getting picked up on the radio feed? Fucking shut up!
The flamingo was wearing a Neeebs t shirt so don't know what was the big deal.
Come on Bobby!!!!
You got this, Jerry.
Remember the FM pink flamingo tour? Didnt think so.
Come on Little Jerry!
Dammit AJ, we needed a single there
Ramirez needs to know what its like to make party.
I remember...we opened in...that city with the groupies who made me get wasted. Then we went to that next city and they did the same thing!!! FBI conspiracy I tell ya.
Jerry? Or Hairy?
Those werent groupies, they were a midget ballet troupe.
Hanley Ramirez will never see another win.
I'm very depressed.
Runners are going.
Saxy is really on a bitter trip. I like it.
I don't like Emo Sax.
Goddammit.
fuckaduck
damn
I hate these AT&T Uverse commercials.
You got this Tolleson! Let's go!
The wifi where I am is spottier than Pablo sandoval's bib
Have we lost yet?
Emo Sax, that's good.
I am very sad, Marla. I need some beer.
Sax: This will make you happy: Another Dodger blog softball tournament is scheduled for Sept.
We're still alive.
I closed my eyes. What happened?
I'd really like 2010 Matt Kemp to go away now.
Although he did make an awesome catch earlier.
This hairy cat is from Brawley?
I summer in Brawley.
When the fuck do we get Matt Kenp back again?
I mean the REAL Matt Kemp.
I'm sure the fans are booing Romo for walking Ethier. Right, Hank Schulman?
Time for the Handley era to begin!
HANLEY DANDY
Called it.
Hanley!!!!
FUCKYEAHHANLEY!
Someone order two more runs?
Hanley now leads the Dodgers in HR
Sonuvabishe!!!
-oo-
Neeebs! Nice call dude
Rivera!
Welcome to the family, Hanley.
DBT, I know not what your emoticon means
HANLEYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! HANLEYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rivera 2B
I like this Romo kid.
Saxy: Had to shake you out of your funk.
Comemierda,Gnats!
I am suddenly less depressed, but still depressed.
-00-
I am still depressed
You too, Neeebs? What gives?
@sax emoticon = my attempt at recreating the goggle hand sign Hanley was making earlier
Let's get some outs!
My emotion means suck balls SF. Or alternatively ir means lets freak out Sax
Wow, that was exhilarating. Hope it actually stands up.
Aw fuck.
Melky making things interesting.
Oh shit. This is going to kill us when we lose.
Spank's boyfriend does not make things easy.
Melky will not die.
Nothing ever is easy. Same as it ever was.
I'm depressed again
ARGH.
Posey single. What the fuck is up with our bullpen?
Quit throwing 90MPH down the middle, kenley
Get a fucking out!
Kenley's been hanging with Belly too much.
Can we get gagne up in the pen please?
"Hey Kenley. Stop doing that."
Trade for Broxton!!!
Guerra? Is he available?
Saito?
Jeff Shaw?
89 mph?
If Broxton came back, Twitter would likely explode.
Joe beimel (sans alcohol)?
Greinke?
Need a 6 4 3 here
So, you're saying that riding the bullpen hard all road trip and putting it away wet is bad...
Fuck I walk away for 5 minutes and giants get 2 men on base no outs? Wtf?!?!
Alejandro Pena!
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