Friday, July 27, 2012

Game 101 Thread: July 27 @ Giants, 7p

"...and this is for breaking up the Police!"

Stephen Fife (0-0, 1.50 ERA) vs. Matt Cain (10-3, 2.74 ERA)

Remember what happened last time we went to San Fransisco?

Yeah, me neither...

It would be nice to get this road trip firmly in the "back-on-track" category by sending Sumner that excess humiliation back from whence it came.

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Spank Horst said...

FUCK THE GNATS!!

Franklin Stubbs said...

I concur.

MR.F said...

Thirded.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fourthed-ed.

Steve K said...

Cinco-ed!

Dusty Baker said...

Seised!

Hideo Nomo said...

Motion carries. Gnats are fucked.

Hideo Nomo said...

Hairston LF
Mellis 2B
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Ramirez 3B
Loney 1B
Cruz SS
Ajellis C
Fife P

NicJ said...

This game has my attention for about 30 minutes before I get sucked in by the Olympics.

NicJ said...

Hope these orange jerseys send Hanley into a hitting rampage.

Dusty Baker said...

Yo Phife the di-dawg is in tha house.

Steve Sax said...

0-0 through one. Fife escapes, barely.

NicJ said...

XXX Summer Olympics!!

So Many jokes.

Steve Sax said...

"motion carries"... LOL.

(SoSG Pedro Guerrero abstained)

Steve Sax said...

Loney breaks up Cain's no-hitter!

Dean said...

Hey all! It's kind of quiet in here, you'd think it was Fife vs. Cain or something... Oh wait.

Hideo Nomo said...

Squeaky bum time already.

NicJ said...

Dunzo

Hideo Nomo said...

Ugh. After 7 straight days of Collins and Lyons, FOX robs is of Vin tomorrow. Dicks. I bet Collins calls that game.

Hideo Nomo said...

^ is=us

Franklin Stubbs said...

I've got a not-so-great feeling about this

Steve Sax said...

Fife looks shaky.

Cain looks hittable... Maybe not by this lineup however

Steve Sax said...

I do dislike the Giants.

Steve Sax said...

Fife gets his first 1-2-3 inning in the third!

Dusty Baker said...

Love drinking gin on the flight and listening to Vin. Gin and Vin: a winning combination.

Dusty Baker said...

And then of course we lose Vin on the radio and now it's Charley. God bless the availability of gin in this case.

Orel said...

We're making contact off Cain. Just hitting them at 'em.

Steve Sax said...

When is Kemp going to start hitting again?

Orel said...

Ethier single!

Steve Sax said...

Dusty, are you listening to the game via airplane wifi?

That would be cool.

Orel said...

Matt Cain has BABIP fever. Hanley line drive out to third.

Steve Sax said...

Dammit Loney

Spank Horst said...

Love the double post by Saxy at 8:20pm..

Steve Sax said...

I would very much like a win tonight.

Steve Sax said...

Sorry spank, just got rid of one of them

Steve Sax said...

One can regularly go to the "dammit Loney" comment

Orel said...

Nice save, Hanley!

Orel said...

Matty grab!

MR.F said...

Phew, got out of it!

Orel said...

Fife with a two-out double! Let's see how the Dodgers waste it.

Orel said...

JHJ RBI! Tie game!

Orel said...

38 2/3-inning scoreless drought at AT&T Park ends for the Dodgers, per Vinny.

Paul said...

We scored!!!! Again!!!

Orel said...

Wha? Ellis RBI makes it 2-1 Dodgers!

Steve Sax said...

Hey, so THAT'S what second base looks like!

Paul said...

I'd really love a Kemp homerun.

Steve Sax said...

Whoops, my comment (and GameDay) is delayed

Dusty Baker said...

At Saxy

Yes, I am.

Hells yeah Phife Dawg!

Paul said...

Firstbase open but Andre has hit Cain well.

MR.F said...

Runs!

Orel said...

Kemp grounds out to end the inning. What's up with him?

MR.F said...

Matt's putting the ball in play, so that's progress, right?

Paul said...

Dammit.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Unbisonesque ground out... No good

Paul said...

Looks off balance. Shoulder opening up.

Paul said...

Nice pitch Fifester!

Orel said...

Dylan Hernandez says the drought was 31 innings.

Spank Horst said...

*puts on assless chaps*

*does the midnight cowboy*

Yeehaw mofos!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Woohoo, we're winning! I'll take it!

Hideo Nomo said...

Vin's streak number probably goes back to '11.

Orel said...

Vin calling out Robert Moses! Get him, Vin!

Orel said...

Dre double!

Steve Sax said...

Giants trade for Scutaro! Do we care?

Orel said...

Giants trade for Scutaro.

Orel said...

Oh man, I wish we had Scutaro instead of Hanley.

Orel said...

Loney RBI!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

LONEY RBI

MR.F said...

LONEY! NOT SUCKING!

Orel said...

Seems everyone has a hit except Kemp.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DAMMIT

Orel said...

Righetti: "So, Matt. This is the Dodgers we're playing."

Steve Sax said...

Fuck Scutaro. Hanks had the better career.

Steve Sax said...

Come on AJ

Steve Sax said...

Dammit AJ. Plus he fished for that one.

Steve Sax said...

3-1 Dodgers

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

3-1 Blue. I'll take that

Steve Sax said...

If Loney gets an RBI off of Cain, isn't that a good (albeit surprising) sign?

Steve Sax said...

Wow, Angels pick up Greinke!

Paul said...

Isn't that old news? 2 hours old anyways.

Paul said...

Lucky bastard.

Spank Horst said...

I thought the Brewers were the shit. Or was that is shit.

Franklin Stubbs said...

They're only the shit when WE play them,

Paul said...

I'd like 2 more runs please.

Spank Horst said...

@ Stubbsy

(cries)

Franklin Stubbs said...

Cain be gone.

Spank Horst said...

Time for more booze. Mastrovia,bishes.

Paul said...

Seems like a lot moves for the seventh. Guess setting up for Belly and the Beast.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I want more runs. How does 10 sound?

Steve Sax said...

I can't believe all those pitching changes in the seventh actually worked.

Dodgers go meekly in the eighth. 3-1 LA through 7.5

Steve Sax said...

I've got a bad feeling about this

Steve Sax said...

I can't watch

Paul said...

Fuck.

Steve Sax said...

Belly's gonna blow this...

Paul said...

Fuuuuuuuuuck

Steve Sax said...

Belly, you suck

Ñeeebs said...

Fife thanks you Belli

Steve Sax said...

Belly threw the same fucking pitch all but one time

Paul said...

Poor Fife.

Steve Sax said...

Yet another 94 MPH sinker

Steve Sax said...

Loney Cruz Ellis in the ninth

Paul said...

Belly you have to check the fuckin runner!

Hideo Nomo said...

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Steve Sax said...

Tied going to the ninth, but we are going to lose.

Ñeeebs said...

Whats up with Kemp lately. He's like 0-14 lately or close to it.

Paul said...

Loney hitting a homerun feels unlikely.

Steve Sax said...

I'm very depressed. Already.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You're all a bunch of Negative Nancies.

Ñeeebs said...

Oh Henry!

Paul said...

Just swing Rivera.

Paul said...

Sacrifice to prevent a Loney Double play.

Ñeeebs said...

If we end up winning, I will donate my Lasorda/Alston bobble to a SOSG contest

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Bellisario is no sweet genius

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Mmmmm, bunts.

Paul said...

Oh wait Rivera hit for Loney. Ellis get one of those hits you were getting a few months ago.

Paul said...

If we win I'll donate Neeebs pink flamingo shirt.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

C'mon blue!

Paul said...

A single will be tough to score rivera.

Ñeeebs said...

@PJ: I thought you sold that on Ebay?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You got this, A.J.

Paul said...

I did but sent the bidder an actual pink flamingo. I am banned on EBay.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You got this, Bobby.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Who's that obnoxious idiot getting picked up on the radio feed? Fucking shut up!

Paul said...

The flamingo was wearing a Neeebs t shirt so don't know what was the big deal.

Paul said...

Come on Bobby!!!!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

You got this, Jerry.

Ñeeebs said...

Remember the FM pink flamingo tour? Didnt think so.

Paul said...

Come on Little Jerry!

Steve Sax said...

Dammit AJ, we needed a single there

Ñeeebs said...

Ramirez needs to know what its like to make party.

Paul said...

I remember...we opened in...that city with the groupies who made me get wasted. Then we went to that next city and they did the same thing!!! FBI conspiracy I tell ya.

Steve Sax said...

Jerry? Or Hairy?

Ñeeebs said...

Those werent groupies, they were a midget ballet troupe.

Steve Sax said...

Hanley Ramirez will never see another win.

Steve Sax said...

I'm very depressed.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Runners are going.

Ñeeebs said...

Saxy is really on a bitter trip. I like it.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I don't like Emo Sax.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Goddammit.

Orel said...

fuckaduck

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

damn

Steve Sax said...

I hate these AT&T Uverse commercials.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

You got this Tolleson! Let's go!

Steve Sax said...

The wifi where I am is spottier than Pablo sandoval's bib

Steve Sax said...

Have we lost yet?

Steve Sax said...

Emo Sax, that's good.

I am very sad, Marla. I need some beer.

Ñeeebs said...

Sax: This will make you happy: Another Dodger blog softball tournament is scheduled for Sept.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

We're still alive.

Paul said...

I closed my eyes. What happened?

Paul said...

I'd really like 2010 Matt Kemp to go away now.

Paul said...

Although he did make an awesome catch earlier.

Ñeeebs said...

This hairy cat is from Brawley?

Paul said...

I summer in Brawley.

Steve Sax said...

When the fuck do we get Matt Kenp back again?

I mean the REAL Matt Kemp.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm sure the fans are booing Romo for walking Ethier. Right, Hank Schulman?

Ñeeebs said...

Time for the Handley era to begin!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

HANLEY DANDY

Ñeeebs said...

Called it.

Paul said...

Hanley!!!!

Orel said...

FUCKYEAHHANLEY!

Steve Sax said...

What????!?!!!!!

Holy shit!

Franklin Stubbs said...

Someone order two more runs?

Steve Sax said...

Hanley now leads the Dodgers in HR

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Sonuvabishe!!!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

-oo-

Steve Sax said...

Neeebs! Nice call dude

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Rivera!

NicJ said...

Welcome to the family, Hanley.

Steve Sax said...

DBT, I know not what your emoticon means

MR.F said...

HANLEYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! HANLEYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve Sax said...

Rivera 2B

I like this Romo kid.

Ñeeebs said...

Saxy: Had to shake you out of your funk.

Spank Horst said...

Comemierda,Gnats!

Steve Sax said...

I am suddenly less depressed, but still depressed.

Ñeeebs said...

-00-

Steve Sax said...

I am still depressed

Steve Sax said...

You too, Neeebs? What gives?

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

@sax emoticon = my attempt at recreating the goggle hand sign Hanley was making earlier

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Let's get some outs!

Ñeeebs said...

My emotion means suck balls SF. Or alternatively ir means lets freak out Sax

Orel said...

Wow, that was exhilarating. Hope it actually stands up.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Fresh Sam Adams uncorked and a shot of Jimador waiting to make fucking party!!!! Let's go 3 more outs!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Aw fuck.

Orel said...

Melky making things interesting.

Steve Sax said...

Oh shit. This is going to kill us when we lose.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Spank's boyfriend does not make things easy.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Melky will not die.

Paul said...

Nothing ever is easy. Same as it ever was.

Steve Sax said...

I'm depressed again

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

ARGH.

Orel said...

Posey single. What the fuck is up with our bullpen?

Steve Sax said...

Quit throwing 90MPH down the middle, kenley

Franklin Stubbs said...

Get a fucking out!

Paul said...

Fuckin shit bitch pisser.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Kenley's been hanging with Belly too much.

Steve Sax said...

Can we get gagne up in the pen please?

Orel said...

"Hey Kenley. Stop doing that."

Paul said...

Trade for Broxton!!!

Steve Sax said...

Guerra? Is he available?

Saito?

Jeff Shaw?

Paul said...

89 mph?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

If Broxton came back, Twitter would likely explode.

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