Clayton Kershaw (7-5, 2.84) vs. Cliff Lee (1-6, 3.92).
Bring out the big guns! Not former Cy Young Award winners Cliff Lee (2008, AL) and Clayton Kershaw (2011, NL). No, we're talking about SoSG Sax, who is skipping out on work and bringing his vaunted 2-4 record to the Stadium today in order to turn this post-All-Star Break 1-4 death spiral around. The Dodgers have lost 19 of their last 25.
After taking four in Philly earlier this season, the Fillies won't sweep us back. Beer will be consumed. Dodgers will score more than three runs. And a victory is in store. Count it.
SoSG Nomo and his 5-3 record will be there today as well.
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Boy, I can hardly wait.
Love the footnote.
We're winning today dammit. I'm heading out.
Go get 'em Sax!!!!
In the house. Kinda have it to myself at the moment.
I'm always amused by guys who show up to games wearing full regalia of teams that aren't playing here. I've seen Indians and Rays so far today.
And now A's. Am I missing something?
Are they hoping for those guys to become Dodgers?
Watching Kershaw fire strikes from deep center to Ellis at the left field foul pole. Awesome.
Day baseball? It'll never last.
Slooooooooooooow national anthem
Let's get a win today fellas
Rivera got a ton of help on that.
LOLWUT?
Fuck you, Uribe and Loney.
Kershaw is good at baseball.
Uribe is not.
Vin did note that "a veteran first baseman would probably have gotten that ball" and that "Loney certainly would have."
Oh yeah. Loney's not playing. Whoops, sorry James.
Victorino was out. You can see Ellis' glove ruffle his pants just before he steps on home plate.
ROBO-UMPS NOW!
Fuck. Tied up
DAMN UMPS
Fuck Uribe and Loney and the umps. And Victorino.
I'm not watching the game but just wanted to relay my standing shitlist.
epale everyone!
trying to revive from my busy days :)
Sax is the man. He smuggled me down to field level. Problem was, I couldn't find an unoccupied seat in the shade. So, I just used the opportunity to use the nice restrooms and catch some plays from behind home plate. Now I'm back in the Loge.
My work day is shot...
Sons, you've got mail.
This is all part of the plan to work the Phillies lineup to force Cliff Lee out of the game, right?
Score a damn run! Oh and DFA that tub of urine.
3ks for Matty. 2010 vintage.
That bastard fooled Matty.
Well, this WAS gonna be a short game.
Ethier single. Mellis to third. Hairston up. two out.
COME ON AND WIN THIS~!
Gotta do it now. Urine on deck.
WTF ETHIER! WHY YOU GIVE URINE AN AT-BAT?!
bases loaded for Urine but wait Loney will pinch hit for Loney. Holy Mackerel! D-U-M-B
Loney pinch hitting for Urine. Feels like one of those questions on would you rather burn to death or drown.
go King James, go!
I meant pinch hit for Urine but loney and Urine are the same . One is piss and the other is shit.
Loney will find a way to GIDP with 2 outs.
Pinch hitting Loney for Urine. Exercise in futility.
Walk him!
45
I've got my BOOOOO ready to go
2-2
(cries)
Walk him!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hit him!
Hit me!
Awww fuck crap shot piss. I hate this.
Not. Surprised.
Embarrassing. Couldn't even get good wood on it.
Should of let Capuano hit.
Loney needs To start packing
Sad even the Loney fans reacted, oh no not him.
Looked like Guerra called for a beer.
Mmm,Javy,Kareem ain't batting. Bring down that shit.
Guerra can't pitch after this latest Loney failure. I can't blame him.
FUCK!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHIT!!
they can win this!
LONEY'S FAULT! LONEY'S FAULT! LONEY'S FAULT! LONEY'S FAULT!
King James needs a Russian Revolution for him
lead off double!
We should have taken advantage of David Schwimmer in the last inning.
Get the bat to Matt!
yay Comedulce! go DODGERS!
good ol' infield hit! AWESOME!
SAFE! NEW GAMEEEEEEEEE!
JIM HILL!!
Nice work Matt! Now finish this Andre!
I'm in need of a Dre Day. Do it bish!
I think i tore my rotator cuff trying to grab some chips.
car wash
on to the bottom of the eleventh.
Loney bats second
(cries)
No twitter stadium food posts from Nomo today. What gives,G?
Hairston grounds out to begin the inning. Two out.
It's almost August and Loney has two homeruns. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
(cries)
That's a double for Cruz. Let's finish this shit,Ajellis!
Ajellis intentionally walks. Mr.Misty May is up.
Barely got Misty may on first on a high bouncer to short.
Dammit!
Spank, I trust people know what Dodger Dogs look like.
I am hoping we aren't dragging this game along only to lose and tire out the Phillies for their series against the Giants.
I never tire of Dodger Dogs.
This game is never going to end
Kemp or Ethier will end the game here.
KEMP HOMERUN!!!!!!
BOOM!
Al Fin!!!!
Told y'all!
KEMPED.
that was a great game to attend at the ballpark, Sax and Nomo!
Huzzah!
For the record, everything in the last paragraph of my GT came true.
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