Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Clayton Kershaw (6-5, 2.91) vs. Clayton Richards (6-9, 3.91).
After a loooooooooong All-Star Break, it's about time for Dodger Baseball again, dammit! And though the news for tonight will be all about the Dodgers' lineup in the 2-3-4 slots (Mark Ellis, Matt Kemp, and Andre Ethier), the pitchers will be all about Team Clayton, a team which looks pretty compelling to join. Let's hope OUR Clayton, the Minotaur, is also LEED (or LEAD) certified.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
48 comments:
Peter Gammons is either pocket-tweeting or having a stroke.
Hairston
Mellis
MATT MOTHERFUCKING KEMP
ANDRE FOUL EXCLAMATION ETHIER
Rivera
Ajellis
Uribe (SERIOUSLY?)
Cruz
Kershaw
Juan Motherfucker! Uribe?
What are the standing odds that Uribe is a Dodger on September 1?
August 1?
Apparently pretty good given that he's in the lineup today. We should just play without a 3B today.
Uribe is like a fucking horror movie swamp monster... You can't kill him off! Keeps rearing its ugly head.
Speaking of horror movies, two dozen Dodger Bloggers enter a suite. How many leave?
Stan Kasten is too cool and honest of a guy to heckle.
Instead of heckling, Dusty is just swithching over to clown porn on his ipad.
HE'S REALLY HERE~!!!!!
Nomo is double-fisting beers already.
This may be the beat behaved any Son or collection of Sons has ever been. Strange territory.
What Nomo does in his personal life is his own business.
46 pitches for Clay already. Still not the dominant and confident CK we have known.
Stubbs just made an important point: You can't win if you don't score runs.
Is there a game going on?
Yes, and we are losing.
Fuuuuuccck.
Giving them hell, bloggers?
KEMP!
KRAP!
If by "giving them hell", you mean "taking their free shit", then yes!
The beer is not free. Nonetheless, we imbibe.
When are Kemp and Andre due back?
I noted your poor grammar the first time, Paul!
(diagrams sentence)
This noffense has really picked up right where it left off before the All Star break.
Mark MUHFUGGIN Ellis.
OLD MAN ELLIS!!!!!!
Let's still try to send AJ Ellis to KC, even if it's just like for a weekend or something.
Smelli!
Yeah I had too long of an all-star break.
Nice shot by Mellis.
Ellis stole my fashionable hair style.
Mark Ellis even with his injury has as many or more homeruns than...well..a lot of Dodgers.
He must have went to his barber and said give me the Neeebs, light on the e and heavy on b.
Mellis deserves a swear word attached to his name for future lineups!
No free booze, no peace!
*runs nekkid through the club level in support of.my supressed blogging brethren*
Grab that free shit, Stubbs.
Grab them cakes,
Dodgers Jukebox is lame and needs to go. Dominated by hair bands w power ballads.
We've switched to Diet Coke.
(cries)
Your Blogger suite must be going nuts!
Dusty: Stadium Club serves alcohol through the whole game
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@Sax - it was actually a conscious choice since I'm driving. However, I think I might go get a gin and tonic and watch the fireworks from the suite.
WE MAKE LOW SCORING PARTY!
We make party!!
WE MAKE TAKE FREE SHIT MELLIS PARTY!!!
I saw Muhfuggin Mellis trottin round the bases on the TVs through the windows as I walked up to the bar! Good times being had!
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