Friday, July 13, 2012

Game 88 Thread: July 13 vs. Padres, 7p

Clayton Kershaw (6-5, 2.91) vs. Clayton Richards (6-9, 3.91).

After a loooooooooong All-Star Break, it's about time for Dodger Baseball again, dammit! And though the news for tonight will be all about the Dodgers' lineup in the 2-3-4 slots (Mark Ellis, Matt Kemp, and Andre Ethier), the pitchers will be all about Team Clayton, a team which looks pretty compelling to join. Let's hope OUR Clayton, the Minotaur, is also LEED (or LEAD) certified.

48 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Peter Gammons is either pocket-tweeting or having a stroke.

Hideo Nomo said...

Hairston
Mellis
MATT MOTHERFUCKING KEMP
ANDRE FOUL EXCLAMATION ETHIER
Rivera
Ajellis
Uribe (SERIOUSLY?)
Cruz
Kershaw

Jason said...

Juan Motherfucker! Uribe?

Neeebs (The Original) said...

What are the standing odds that Uribe is a Dodger on September 1?

August 1?

Dusty Baker said...

Apparently pretty good given that he's in the lineup today. We should just play without a 3B today.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Uribe is like a fucking horror movie swamp monster... You can't kill him off! Keeps rearing its ugly head.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Speaking of horror movies, two dozen Dodger Bloggers enter a suite. How many leave?

Dusty Baker said...

Stan Kasten is too cool and honest of a guy to heckle.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Instead of heckling, Dusty is just swithching over to clown porn on his ipad.

MR.F said...

HE'S REALLY HERE~!!!!!

Franklin Stubbs said...

Nomo is double-fisting beers already.

Dusty Baker said...

This may be the beat behaved any Son or collection of Sons has ever been. Strange territory.

Cliff Beefpile said...

What Nomo does in his personal life is his own business.

Dusty Baker said...

46 pitches for Clay already. Still not the dominant and confident CK we have known.

Dusty Baker said...

Stubbs just made an important point: You can't win if you don't score runs.

Hideo Nomo said...

Is there a game going on?

Dusty Baker said...

Yes, and we are losing.

Hideo Nomo said...

Fuuuuuccck.

rbnlaw said...

Giving them hell, bloggers?

Cliff Beefpile said...

KEMP!

Dusty Baker said...

KRAP!

Franklin Stubbs said...

If by "giving them hell", you mean "taking their free shit", then yes!

Paul said...
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Dusty Baker said...

The beer is not free. Nonetheless, we imbibe.

Paul said...

When are Kemp and Andre due back?

Dusty Baker said...

I noted your poor grammar the first time, Paul!

(diagrams sentence)

Dusty Baker said...

This noffense has really picked up right where it left off before the All Star break.

Hideo Nomo said...

Mark MUHFUGGIN Ellis.

Franklin Stubbs said...

OLD MAN ELLIS!!!!!!

Dusty Baker said...

Let's still try to send AJ Ellis to KC, even if it's just like for a weekend or something.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Smelli!

Paul said...

Yeah I had too long of an all-star break.

Paul said...

Nice shot by Mellis.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Ellis stole my fashionable hair style.

Paul said...

Mark Ellis even with his injury has as many or more homeruns than...well..a lot of Dodgers.

Paul said...

He must have went to his barber and said give me the Neeebs, light on the e and heavy on b.

MR.F said...

Mellis deserves a swear word attached to his name for future lineups!

rbnlaw said...

No free booze, no peace!
*runs nekkid through the club level in support of.my supressed blogging brethren*

Grab that free shit, Stubbs.

Dusty Baker said...

Grab them cakes,

Dusty Baker said...

Dodgers Jukebox is lame and needs to go. Dominated by hair bands w power ballads.

Dusty Baker said...

We've switched to Diet Coke.

(cries)

Steve Sax said...

Your Blogger suite must be going nuts!

Steve Sax said...

Dusty: Stadium Club serves alcohol through the whole game

Dusty Baker said...

45

Dusty Baker said...

@Sax - it was actually a conscious choice since I'm driving. However, I think I might go get a gin and tonic and watch the fireworks from the suite.

MR.F said...

WE MAKE LOW SCORING PARTY!

Paul said...

We make party!!

Alex said...

WE MAKE TAKE FREE SHIT MELLIS PARTY!!!

I saw Muhfuggin Mellis trottin round the bases on the TVs through the windows as I walked up to the bar! Good times being had!