Sunday, July 08, 2012

Post-Game 87 Thread: Spooning Sons Edition


SoSG Sax and Orel

Like SoSG Sax and Orel today, the Dodgers "offense" - or, as I've dubbed it, noffense - seemed hungover and bleary, preferring to stay in bed all day. Maybe Donnie should have made a few pitchers of Bloody Marys for our guys before the game.

On the upside, Dodgers finish the first "half" of the season in first place in the NL West after the shelling Timmeh got in Pittsburgh today led to a Gnats loss. First time since 2009 we've led at the All-Star game break. Doesn't really feel like it though, does it - we've dropped our last 15 of 20! Kemp's return can't come soon enough.

Image: via curiousgraffiti

11 comments:

DodgersKingsoftheGalaxy said...

Fuck Victorino!

knapS said...

Looks like they got a room.

Cc:Dusty

Dusty Baker said...

Victorino: not pictured

Alex said...

Yeah, i'm not down with SV...

Exhibit "All You Need"

#Hiro

#Hiro


...and he sucks.

Alex said...

Also, 2012 HR Derby drinking game tomorrow:

NL HR: drink
AL HR: drink
BISON HR: 2 drinks
SOMETHING BAD HAPENS TO BISON: down the bottle, get more; rinse repeat.

Hideo Nomo said...

Take a drink every time Chris Berman says "back."

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I take a drink every time Chris Berman speaks.

Dusty Baker said...

Takae a slug every time Berman says or does anything; finish bottle; break neck of bottle off; slash wrists.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Takei a Centurion slug every time renegade Romulans from the future invade Vulcan.

knapS said...

Spoon this.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Takeo a spiked drink every time the Chargers are rumored to be moving to LA.