Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Chris Capuano (9-3, 2.62) vs. Trevor Bauer (0-1, 9.82).
Today is part 2 in the Diamondbacks' Attack of the Trevors, with former UCLA Bruin T. Bauer taking the mound for the Diamondbacks. Hopefully Duke (ugh) product Capuano can help the Dodgers enter the All-Star break on a winning note.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
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I was getting worried...
LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!!
Sorry for the late start. Orel and I had a lot to drink last night.
Lincecum shelled in Pittsburgh, 10-2 PIT, T7
Get the win Dodgers and extend the lead!
Hangover thread!
MDIL says Timmeh should pitch every game.
That awkward moment when Sax wakes up to Orel spooning him...
Tony Gwynn Jr., CF
Mark Ellis, 2B
Bobby Abreu, LF
Juan Rivera, 1B
Jerry Hairston Jr., 3B
Elian Herrera, RF
Luis Cruz, SS
Matt Treanor, C
Chris Capuano, P
Rich, Alex!
Can we all stop busting a nut over the fact that homeboy is REALLY good at long toss?
There goes Cap's no-hitter...
I just got back from a "long toss."
Upton with a long fly ball RBI triple to right...
buckle up bitches...
Goldsmidt with a ground rule double to the pool...
2-0, Crotalus atroxi
Alright let's make like me after a night of beer and mexican eats and get some RUN(s)
12-2 Pirates through 7
^ YAR!
Rivera with a lead off double!
13-2 PIT through 8
JHJ moves the man over..
man on third with less than 2 outs, this should end well...
I want a Parra bobble. So I can deface it in mean and crude ways and document the whole thing.
Roberts robs Herrera of a RBI with a nice diving grab..
F
I here you Dusty - I've hated that lil shit since he bitched about getting hit at the end of last year...
13-2 PIT FINAL
Suck it SF!!!
Mr. Misty caught looking on a questionable call to end the inning...great.
Do we TRY not to score? Are we celibate or something?
Treanor got jobbed there. How is Bauer getting Jordan-esque calls?
Huey Lewis playing in between innings at Chase.
Miss a bat already, Cap!
Cap getting hit hard today.
epale everyone!
Beach chair promotion July 17 @ the Stadium.
Why do I have the feeling that someone is going to be impaled by a beach chair in the parking lot?
Epale k!
Epale Karina!
Caster escapes, 2-0 AZ through two full
quick inning, thanks in part to the defense, but Cap's getting pushed around...
there's 4 of us here now, does that mean I can relax on the posting and go back to my hermit ways?
Caster with a lead off group rule double to right! On the irst pitch!
Nice stroke by Cap! Ground rule double to lead off!!!
@Dusty 1:41 do you want to make me angry? you know how dangerous latina women are when they are angry :)
^Capster
^first
Man on second with none it. Yeah, that will score.
^ hahaha i'll let you take over Saxy
Who cooked who breakfast this morning, you or Orel?
AZ ball person biffs the easy catch
guys, don't waste that lead off double by the ace
Shit I thought that was strike three there on that curve to Gwynn.
@Alex: Orel just left a note. Brutal.
3-2 to Gwynn here
Hell of an AB here by Gwynn
Let's hope it ends well
Well, it didn't. One out.
Here's Mellis
f-bomb from TGJ on that pop-up fly
There goes Mellis..
Goddamn it, we're going to strand Cap there
Fbomb from Sax on That TJ pop fly, as well
@Karina 1:54
We should have guessed Parra is one of your Venezuelan boy toys.
Which only means he will do something great against us...
0-2 to Abreu already.
Sorry Karina.
anything past 3rd base is lava...
Dodgers now 4-for-25 in the series with RISP. Criminy, we suck.
I just dropped a lot of F bombs and GD bombs.
And that was bc I noted I was running out of beer.
Why even bother paying for a third-base coach? Sorry Tim, there just isn't enough work to justify your role.
@Alex he, along with Cargo, is one of the stars of my very much beloved Aguilas del Zulia. Also, he's a homegrown export :)
I like homegrown exports.
^ homegrown?! we're fucked.
all kidding aside, i'm looking forward to what Cargo is gonna do in the HR Derby tomm
Nice play by Hairston at third.
Uribe, already at the post-game spread, failed to notice
Guys, the balls are supposed hit the ground not straight into the opposing players' gloves...
or over the fence ferfuckssakes...
@Alex hahahahaha and so you know, Cargo and I were born and raised in the same city :)
If we're not going to win this I want to see some D-bags batters get hit.
^agreed.
@Karina
It all makes sense now :)
guys, if this Bauer fella is a former Bruin, I think we are in trouble, because since June 27th, I'm supposed to root for all Bruins.
*blushes*
but I can start rooting for Bruins in September, right?
why after june 27th?
Rooting for Bruins is a good thing, Karina!
After all, Eric Karros' quaff is from UCLA...
oh, there's a game on...
@Alex @Dusty I received my I-20 and admission package on June 27th
Congrats, Karina!
What are you studying?
FB Reporting from Bali!
It's 5:46am and we need some runs!
Go Blue!
human trafficking again eh, Mr. F?
All kidding aside, isn't the interwebs amazing?
Mayyyyyybe we shouldn't have let Capuano convince Honeycutt he should stay in.
3-run Hr makes it 5-0 AZ
@Alex long story, something I didn't want to study but something my government will allow me to study, hopefully.
toldja...
Fuck Goldschmidt.
5-0, Crotalus atroxi
Yeah, but we will still be in first place! Ah, fuck it.
so you'e headed this way for sure, K?
Mercifully, end of five. 5-0 AZ
Shoulder Gnome at the ravine!
@Dusty it might be the case, my visa appointment at the Embassy is on Tuesday 17th and i'm totally freaking out about it.
@Alex hahahahahahaha that's a great idea. I think that's the very first place I want to go when (if) I get there.
You'll do fine, Karina. Just remember to lie about your political views!
(sigh)
Beli?
Belli(gerent), I am.
Does anybody find it unusual that Donnie went with Beli given that the game is 5-0 right before the AS break?
it makes sense, Alex, so he's not too rested
100!
@Dusty last time we went there to renew our tourist visa, was very intimidating
This Golden Road Point The Way IPA makes the game more tolerable, for sure.
@Karina
Make it happen, gurl. We need you out here!
At least I know I'm not going to have to re-write the PGT.
D-bags up 7-0.
Jon Heyman says the Dodgers are a bit interested in Victorino...
FUCK YOU GOLDSCHMIDT!!!
@Dusty believe me I want to be there, too
@Karina
It wil be easier to throw at Victorino's head when he's sitting in our own dugout!
hmmm Victorino eh?
How many games back are the Phillies? I'd figure with Utley, Howard coming back the Phillies woulnd't be selling; ESPECIALLY with how that schizophrenic that division has been going down the stretch in recent memory..
14 games back yeah...they are sellers
hahahaha
I have protected myself over the years w Victorino in publicly acknowledging that if we were to have Victorino, I'm sure I'd like him. So at least I wouldn't be hypocritical.
@ Dusty 3:41
God bless, Kuroda for actually having the sack to throw at those philly fucktards..
Alright 8-run rally here wego!
(cries)
Urine pinch-hit 8-run HR right here I'm calling it!
Comeback starts here!
I mean I'm coming back to the fridge right after I finish this beer.
that would mean he'd have to actually make his way around the bases though...
We could pinch-HR trot for him?
Rancho Uriendo!
Urine still hitting below the Loney Line.
RUN(s)?!
GDPGT up!
(cries)
at least it wasn't a shutout
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