Friday, July 20, 2012

Game 94 Thread: July 20 @ Mets, 4p

Aaron Harang (6-5, 3.53) vs. Johan Santana (6-6, 3.59).

The Mets have won one game since the All-Star Break. One measley game. Whereas the Dodgers have won two games in their six contests. That's a 100% improvement over the Mets. In fact, the Mets are so bad (how bad are they?) that COO Jeff Wilpon put the shirt pictured above in every Met's locker before the season began. Because even he knew that the Mets were Underdogs. So why not flaunt it?

LOLMets, indeed.

Harang and Santana are having basically statistically equivalent seasons, with the exception of that no-hitter Johan threw in June. You remember, back when the Dodgers were leading the majors with their record? Nah, I can't remember that far back, either.

51 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Anyone else getting broken image links?

Hideo Nomo said...

Weird. It's my work filter, but it's only impacting this post.

Hideo Nomo said...

Abreu 7
Ellis 4
Kemp 8
Ethier 9
Rivera 3
Hairston 5
Cruz 6
Treanor 2
Harang 1

Hideo Nomo said...

That's...a lineup, alright.

Hideo Nomo said...

Clearly they don't want to PLAY Loney and Uribe. Why the delay in jettisoning them into space?

Ñeeebs said...

Loney's a head case at this point. He is in definite need of a change in scenery.

Uribe on the other hand...he just sucks and is stuck in the black hole of suckiness.

Jason said...

I'm pretty sure Uribe's mass create the black hole of suckiness.

Eugenio's Streak said...

Looks like we need a Kemp homer in every inning for the insurance!

MR.F said...

Crap, game already started and Kemp already homered once. A non-opposite way homer at that.

MR.F said...

Come on Ethier! Can't let Kemp have all the glory!

MR.F said...

I'll take it!

Orel said...

An inning and a half in just under an hour?

MR.F said...

Luis Cruz Home RUN!!!!!!!

Orel said...

Can we play all our games at Citi Field?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What the hell is going on?

Dusty Baker said...

What in holy hell is going on here?

I expected to come to this space to bitch about us sucking. Now, quite frankly, I'm not sure what to do.

karina said...

epale everyone! why the surprise?

Dusty Baker said...

@Karina

THe burst of offense is refreshing and appreciated, yet not necessarily characteristic or foreseen.

But we'll take it! Go Blue!

MR.F said...

I went "off limits" with a joke and then my friend snapped at me. It was awkward. He apologized but I still feel weird and uneasy.

karina said...

@Dusty I see, but Dodgers winning is expected by me, at all times :)

@Mr F breathe, everyone makes mistakes

tsroH knapS said...

Snap! We's a winning?

Orel said...

Happens to the best, Mr. F.

Orel said...

Spank Spank Binks?

Dusty Baker said...

@Mr F

Weird and uneasy isn't a bad way to go through life. Keeps one on one's toes.

Hideo Nomo said...

Harang gets out of it, but is at a billion pitches through 5.

Hideo Nomo said...

BRING ON THE RAIN.

Dusty Baker said...

I blame it on the rain.

Orel said...

SF 6, PHI 2, top 7.

MR.F said...

Thanks for the moral support guys.

Dusty Baker said...

Wel goddammit, Orel. Not only are Jints winning, but I sat Timmeh on the bench on my fantasy league tonight.

karina said...

i'll take that stolen base

karina said...

satisfactory

MR.F said...

Stolen base? Okay.

MR.F said...

Manufactured run!

Hideo Nomo said...

Ethier with a little bit of "fuck you" baserunning.

karina said...

@Mr F only if we have had a bunt!

;)

karina said...

can't be THAT easy, can it?

MR.F said...

Is that back-to-back bad outings for Javy?

Dusty Baker said...

@Mr F

Technically, it's back to back to back bad outings for Javy.

MR.F said...

Awww

Hideo Nomo said...

The wave in New York?

Hideo Nomo said...

Clench up, Legolas!

Hideo Nomo said...

UNCLENCH AND MAKE PARTY!!!

Franklin Stubbs said...

Couldn't have won that with our busted-ass June lineup! Make squeaker party!

MR.F said...

Squeaker party!

Ñeeebs said...

Squweek

Alex said...

#CruzTime

Eugenio's Streak said...

A week later, still no blogger night recap?

Alex said...

Theo and Stan gun shy?

DodgersKingsoftheGalaxy said...

Onde esta mi game recap holmes?

Dusty Baker said...

Did we still has win?