With Frank McCourt's upcoming $30M Dodgers payroll deadline only eight short days away, we wanted to take some time to consider other ways one could spend $30M. I mean, that's a lot of money that fearless Frankie is gonna have to find here! But what if you DID have $30M; would you spend it all to make an end-of-month payroll, or find other ways to use that cash? Here, then, is part 1 in a potential series, illustrating some other options for that amount of cash.
More to come!
16 comments:
Screw a Milano fit. I'm not a swarthy Italian. How much is the traditional cut?
This week at Jos A Bank if you get the suits, you also get 11,560 sport coats of equal or lesser value for free
McCourt can't get any of his calls returns from any Bank, however.
@Dusty, your retro avatar is still scaring the shit out of me
In reading Dusty's comment, I said Italian in my head as "eye-talian"
Am I the un-PC jerk or is it Dusty?
@Sax - have you ever heard Shoppin for Clothes by The Coasters
Free parking for every car at Dodger Stadium for a season and half.
Sit 'n Sleep will beat anyone's advertised price, or your mattress is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
@Sax
I'm really enjoying relaying my usual masterful insight and then noting the juxtaposition between what I commented and my avatar.
If I had mad PhotoShop skills, I'd put a Dodgers cap on old JR Bob Dobbs for maximum effect.
@FB
Probably both of us.
But it is a fact that I'm neither swarthy not Italian, so I don't think there's much offense to noting that.
That said, I'm now disappointed that I didn't offend, so will have to go back to the drawing board.
They have a 50-piece McNuggets for $9.99, meaning you could get 150,000,000. (That doesn't take tax into account, but neither does Frank.)
Frank tried to ask for advance McNuggets in exchange for future payments while at the McDonald's drive-thru window this morning.
McDonald's wouldn't bite.
You could get 833 36 inch 4K-HD TVs. Seriously, there is a such a thing. They have 4x the resolution of regular HD. Imagine the quality of the bear porn you could watch with 833 of those laid out in a matrix.
You could buy 500,000 autographed copies of Angela's Ashes by the other Frank McCourt.
All that resolution in a 36-inch TV seems...well, pointless.
@Josh
Fair enough, how about 60 of the 152-inch, 3D variety?
Post a Comment