Sunday, June 12, 2011

NBA Finals Game 6 Thread, 5p

photo by Robyn Beck/AFP

127 comments:

Kyle Baker said...

Sonofabitch I forgot about this game.

MeanieBreanie said...

Since my Spurs aren't in it and I'm a former Dallas resident -
Go Mavs Go!!

Orel said...

Go Mavs? Go Mavs!

Fred's Brim said...

GO MAVS!

Fred's Brim said...

Lebron and DWade giving me another reason to dislike the Heats? Thank you.

Fred's Brim said...

Brian Cardinal? Brian Cardinal

Fred's Brim said...

Juwan Howard? Juwan Howard, ladies and gentlemen

Orel said...

DAL 32, MIA 27 end of 1st Q. So far, so good.

Fred's Brim said...

A new Conan the Barbarian? What are the odds be becomes the governor of California in 20 years?

Orel said...

He's married to Lisa Bonet.

Paul said...

Beat the Miami D-bags!

Fred's Brim said...

So many stiffs from both sides played in that first quarter. It's almost like they are just phoning it in so they can have a game 7...
#DavidStern #thefixisin

Fred's Brim said...

FB will not be seeing that: Transformers 3, Conan the Barbarian

Fred's Brim said...

Dirk Nowitzki, the Landon Donovan of Germany

Orel said...

Real Steel: Now there's a FB movie.

Paul said...

Meanwhile back at the barn: Reds and Giants scoreless

Fred's Brim said...

I think DeShawn Stevenson and Superintendant Chalmers should have to fight to decide who gets kicked out

Kyle Baker said...

That was pussy-ass "fight." Good god, what a raggedy-ass league. They should show them some hockey tape so they know how to go at it. And change the tules to allow them to throw punches.

Kyle Baker said...

If they are both thrown out, will anyone even notice?

Kyle Baker said...

I was dead asleep, then woke u and ran to turn on the game. At that very moment, Miami began its 14-0 run.

Fred's Brim said...

Why do the refs need security to look at a computer monitor?

Kyle Baker said...

If I looked up douche in the dictionary, the Heat's coach would be illustrated. Dictionary would also cross-reference him with grade A asshole. Doesn't he just have that look? If he were wearing an Ed hardy shirt, I think he would just spontaneously combust and be magically transported to Doucheland.

Kyle Baker said...

@FB

And could those middle-aged scarf-wearing ladies really provide much security if a threat arose?

Fred's Brim said...

I bet they could do a number on Chalmers

Kyle Baker said...

True, FB. True.

Kyle Baker said...

Dirk 1-9? Huh?

Kyle Baker said...

Guess Terry gotta do it all.

Fred's Brim said...

Go to the hole, Dirk

Kyle Baker said...

I want to wait by the movie line and pound the shit out of everyone who buys tickets to go see the Green Lantern tripe when it opens.

Kyle Baker said...

Dirk may never hit another FG again. 1-12? Huh? Too bad he's not running a 103 fever; then, he'd really be nailing it.

Fred's Brim said...

That was entertaining. I think Dirk had too many Sheets energy strips

Paul said...

Listen to some Hasselhoff at halftime Dirk!

Kyle Baker said...

When will social media and advanced technology kill the NBA halftime show?

Oh, wait, there is such thing as the mute button.

Orel said...

Ice-cold Dirk and the Mavs still up 53-51 at the half. So far....

Fred's Brim said...

FB will not be watching that: the LongHorn Network

Kyle Baker said...

Sweet mother of god, we could have played two baseball games in the time it's taken for this NBA playoff halftime.

Kyle Baker said...

Hey, Dirk missed!

Kyle Baker said...

Wow, those weren't fouls against Chandler?

#LettinThemPlay

Kyle Baker said...

8-0 run by Mavs, who are up by 7 now. Heat standing around. Dirk has to be faking it as part of his diabolical plan to go off for 67 in the 4th.

Kyle Baker said...

Instapoll:

Shittier movie:

Real Steel

Captain America

Orel said...

Barea gets the foul on LeBron!

Kyle Baker said...

Mini Sirloin Berea draws the foul on LeBron. Bron Bron, pick on someone your own size, sorry ass culero!

Orel said...

Captain America looks pretty great. A lot better than Thor, at least.

Kyle Baker said...

Seriously, Orel? (Not about the better than Thor part.)

Orel said...

I like the period look, the theme of being too small to succeed (speaking of Barea).

Orel said...

Dirk needs to — there he goes!

Kyle Baker said...

I saw the full trailer for Captain in the theater yesterday. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. It had every cliche line and every cliche character for a story we've seen over and over and over. Can't imagine why this was made or how they expect it to have an audience. I just wanted to yell "WE GET IT!"

Orel said...

Heat starting to fall apart? Wade gets T'd up.

Orel said...

What'd you see, Dusty?

Orel said...

This is a pretty sloppy quarter.

Kyle Baker said...

Super 8

Orel said...

Will Tim Duncan ever win another title?

Orel said...

How was? No spoilers please.

Kyle Baker said...

I had fairly high hopes but came away unimpressed. It was just too...Spielbergy for me. Kids on bikes kinda shit.

Fred's Brim said...

FB 5:31 PM

Orel said...

Spielberg does love kids on bikes.

Orel said...

FB, prognosticator!

Orel said...

SUSPEND EVERYONE

Kyle Baker said...

hateHateHATE Heat!!!

Kyle Baker said...

Orel: looking forward to "Mr. Popper's Penguins"

Orel said...

Um, really?

Kyle Baker said...

KIDD FOR 3!

Kyle Baker said...

It was an accusation, not a question, Orel. ;-)

Orel said...

Mahinmi! Had to google his name!

Orel said...

I read it as a declaration, Dusty.

Kyle Baker said...

Seen on Twitter:

"Fun Fact: Mavs Ian Mahinmi, Brian Cardinal & Corey Brewer are 12 minutes away from having more rings than LeBron James."

Orel said...

"This is going to be a long twelve minutes." It might feel like twelve and a half, thirteen minutes.

Orel said...

Dammit Mavs, don't fritter this away!

Kyle Baker said...

These 12 minutes will take 39 minutes.

#BaseballIsTimeless

Kyle Baker said...

Yeah, Mavs, don't be fritterers!

Orel said...

Frittata!

Kyle Baker said...

Someone hit a FT! What is this, a Shaq tribute?

Orel said...

You know who would rock on Expedition Impossible? Kim Possible.

Orel said...

Supernintendo Chalmers misses!

Kyle Baker said...

Jason F'in Terry ladies and gentlemen!

Kyle Baker said...

Dirk with some really key rebounds, but still can't hit a FG and, well, we know about the defensive aspect of his game. Not hatin', just sayin'.

Orel said...

J.J.! Barea, not Abrams!

Kyle Baker said...

Good one, Orel.

For the record I love JJ Abrams. ALIAS is one of my fav TV shows of all time. I would dry hump Jack Bristow til the cows came home.

Kyle Baker said...

Old Hoss Radbourn just said "Last time I saw defense this bad Gen. Lee ended up surrendering his army."

Kyle Baker said...

Dirk accidentally made a shot!

Kyle Baker said...

No foul against Dirk? Wow.

Orel said...

These twelve minutes are lasting forever!

Kyle Baker said...

19 minutes already for these 12 minutes.

Kyle Baker said...

I hope we don't have more comments in this NBA thread than we did during the GT.

This comment will self destruct in 10 seconds.

Fred's Brim said...

Is Horrible Bosses going to be a less-funny Strangers on a Train?

Kyle Baker said...

I wanna slap that fuckin smile off Coach Spoelstra.

Orel said...

The Dodgers played today?

Orel said...

KIDDING

Kyle Baker said...

Jason Kidding?

Kyle Baker said...

I forgot Bosh was playing.

Orel said...

I'm calling this. Signed, sealed, delivered.

Kyle Baker said...

10 point game!

Orel said...

LeBron sure passes well!

Kyle Baker said...

8 point game!

Orel said...

EVERYBODY LOOKS LOST

Kyle Baker said...

I love how Dirk gets hammered on a basket and then no call, but Wade gets lightly touched on a basket and commentator says it should have been an and-1. Heat bias.

Kyle Baker said...

Heat have quit.

Orel said...

LeBomb

Orel said...

Ten-point game again!

Kyle Baker said...

2:27 remaining (cc: DeLino) and Mavs up by ten Stick a fork yet?

Orel said...

GAME OVER

Fred's Brim said...

Who was that big guy who hit that three for the Heats?

Kyle Baker said...

Definitely over.

Kyle Baker said...

And this is the way the heat go out.

Fred's Brim said...

awesome

Fred's Brim said...

Dirk getting out in a hurry!

Fred's Brim said...

Show Dallas, assholes. They are the ones who won

Orel said...

Wade = classy

Kyle Baker said...

Only one happy Cuban in Miami tonight.*



*Can't claim this as my own.

Orel said...

At Mark Cuban's request, championship trophy presented to original owner of Mavericks. Classy.

Kyle Baker said...

Ton of Mavs fans showed up in Miami. Strong showing, guys!

Eric Karros said...

woo!

Kyle Baker said...

I sure wish Steve Nash were part of this since he was so integral to Mavs' success for so long, and when I think of Dirk I think of his sidekick Nash.

Fred's Brim said...

When will ABC interview the new Heat coach Pat Riley? #FireSpoelstra

Kyle Baker said...

Per Jameson Moss:

Updated ring stats: MJ-6...Kobe-5...Adam Morrison-2...Dirk-1...Brian Cardinal-1...Kate Middleton-1...LeBron-0

Fred's Brim said...

Jason Kidd's DNA is all over what?

Kyle Baker said...

Who disappeared more down the stretch, Bosh or LeBron?

Fred's Brim said...

Gnite yall - rest up for the 10-2 homestand!

Gagne's lucky glasses said...

So glorious!
http://tinyurl.com/LBJSucks111

Kyle Baker said...

Hey LeBron, Beyonce called. Said something about a no-go for a ring.

Eric Karros said...

Hey LeBron, TLC called, said something about being a scrub and hanging out the passenger side of your best friend's ride.

Kyle Baker said...

Hey LeBron, I think Brian Cardinal just tapped your mom's ass.

Orel said...

Hey LeBron, Dan Gilbert tweeted:

"Congrats to Mark C.&entire Mavs org. Mavs NEVER stopped & now entire franchise gets rings. Old Lesson for all:There are NO SHORTCUTS. NONE."

to which he added: "http://bit.ly/ljDNqe"

Kyle Baker said...

Note sent into the Heat locker room

Dear Lebron,
Tonight I am taking my talents to your mom's house.
Love, Dirk

Josh S. said...

Where's the Tonys thread?

Eric Karros said...

DB, I believe that note actually said "LeBron, tonight I'm taking my talents to your mom's South Beach."

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

YOU LOST BECAUSE YOU SUCK, LEBRON.