Hiroki Kuroda (5-8, 3.07) vs. Tyler Chatwood (4-4, 3.84).
LOL, who is Tyler Chatroom? The rookie starter was good enough to shut out the Mets over seven innings his last time out, and the Dodgers will likely have their share of difficulty getting used to an unseen pitcher. Chatroom doesn't strike out a lot of guys (4.7 K/9) and induces about as many groundouts as flyouts (1.13 GO/AO). Will he master the Dodgers, or will the Dodgers make him say OMFG? BRb1
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Fuck! Just realized the game today was a day game. (hurries to slam a few beers to build foundation so won't have to buy as many FULL-priced beers at the game) cc: Sax
Means I can watch the MEX v USA game tonight, though. Viva Mexico!*
*Said to get Marla all riled up and jingo-y
This guy hangs around chatrooms trying to pick up little boys. There, I just started a rumor. Take it and use it wisely.
Gordon SS
Carroll 2B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Miles 3B
Oeltjen LF
Ellis C
Kuroda P
Karina's and my step-teams are playing each other.
Per Joe Block:
Matt Kemp is on pace for 44 HR, 126 RBI, .331 avg and 44 steals
I heard be has trouble with the age/sex/location of his pitches.
Lost Angels of Cypress:
Aybar SS
Kendrick 2B
Abreu RF
Wells LF
Callaspo 3B
Trumbo 1B
Conger C
Bourjos CF
Chatroom P
WE SUCK.
Before I head out, let me go ahead and say:
(cries)
Gordon SS
Carroll 2B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Miles 3B
Oeltjen LF
Ellis C
Kuroda P
Good to see we're fielding the A-team today.
I'm not being sarcastic.
(cries)
Have faith, guys! The game's on FOX, so the team can shine on the national stage.
Wait. Shit.
Should I post the lineup too?
Gordon SS
Carroll 2B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Miles 3B
Oeltjen LF
Ellis C
Kuroda P
No dinner because it is lunch time.
@Josh - I just wanted to run down the names myself to ensure that it really is the A-Team.
(eyes dart back and forth)
My math may be off, but if the Dodgers had won every game Kemp has homered in, they'd be 42-35.
(cries)
Epale!
Aw shit,Gnats an Tribe
Hey, we're not losing yet!
Oh, fuck this ump.
Not liking this ump.
This game is just teaming with excitement.
Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
Well, now we're losing.
Oh goddammit, the ump gave that pitch to Chatwood. Fuck this shit.
I knew there was life inside Brian Wilson's beard.
It looked like he was saying "Is it because I'm black?"
Stoobreu.
Hey, a run!
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
Well, at least we got a run out of that odyssey of an inning.
(cries a little)
stankass GuhRear
Time to go back to not pitching HCK on back-to-back days
Uh, I hate this team.
christ on a bike
Vernon Wells?
I am guessing HCK will be going back on the mental DL soon
Goddammit Guerrier, do your goddamn job
It's not like we'd win this game with just one run scored, FB.
Our shitass lineup is doing about as well as it can. I don't think Guerrier is
Urine pisses me off for the same reasons
I'm not saying Guerrier isn't a problem; I'm just saying that he could be Mariano Rivera and it still wouldn't mean jack squat.
something I noticed: We gave up one run over three games and we won all three. Then we gave up 21 runs over three games and lost all three. I hate this team
none of means jack dookie, sadly
^ it
Charley just said the Dodgers have been outscored by 40 runs in the 8th and 9th innings this year
Half of that is Broxton, right?
Hah, joke's on FOX. Adrian Gonzalez won't step foot in the state of Arizona.
that was fun, glad I couldn't see it
If we aren't going to win games, is there any way they can make them go by faster?
Umpire has shit zone.
Kemp tells him so.
Kemp gets tossed.
As does Dodgers' salad.
I need a better hobby.
PGT up, who cares.
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