Clayton Kershaw (6-3, 2.62) vs. Johnny Cueto (2-2, 2.20).
The Dodgers have passed the Crossroads of .500 ball, and their nosedive to the basement of the NL West continues apace. Yet I Feel Free saying today's matchup feels like a Strange Brew of a meaningless game and a Tale of Brave Ulysses for Kershaw. After all, to wear the Badge of an ace, one is supposed to stop losing streaks, and Kershaw will be facing a Spoonful of sluggers like the red-hot Joey Votto and Jay Bruce Almighty (who are, incidentally, helping power Team Sizzlean (see sidebar)). Will the Dodgers run into a double steal Born Under a Bad Sign (sending Dodger fans to a padded White Room), or will they win under the Cincinnati Sunshine of Your Love? Toad.
100 comments:
I'm not getting the reason behind the Cream puns.
Garland and Raffy to the DL. Of Jesus and Elymania called up.
(sobs uncontrollably)
Carroll, SS
Miles, 2B
Ethier, RF
Kemp, CF
Blake, 3B
Loney, 1B
Sands, LF
Navarro, C
Kershaw, P
Oh, it's because of Jack Bruce.
I still don't get it.
Roll with it, Czar.
I'll be at the game today (section 220, row A if anyone else is randomly in Cincinnati and wants to stop by)
The Cream is not clear?
While I have previously found myself randomly in Cincinnati, today is not one of those days.
I randomly found myself giving a guest lecture at Villanova once.
epale everyone!
Wotcherpale'sup!
Hello Everyone!!
Another National Game for us. We all know how stunningly well they usaully turn out for us.
Rafi back on DL.
(cries)
hello Mr F, hello sistah!
i have to wait the rain stops so I can get the game because rain+directv is not a good match
*cries*
Oh Andre!
*sighs*
*bad baserunning*
*cries*
Wotchale, Karina!
first Dodgers run of the season, go blue!
it all started when Navarro gave a lead-off single, it's nice to not leave runners on base all the time
*cries*
We're winning.
That's my positive comment for the day.
game is still young, Czar
Clawing home that run was painful to watch. If there's a small ball, this is microscopic ball.
@Sax but I'll take it, as long as we score
Mic'd Carroll to Miles: "We're doing this together for all the small guys who couldn't make it."
Fuck Aaron Miles.
Jamey's alright.
On the sofa, Vinn....aw, right. Fuck FOX commentators.
Kid Fuckin' K!
KKKKKKKKK
KKKKKKKKKershaw!!
You're the man Kid!!
I need one of those "In Dusty We Trust" t-shirts, but in Blue.
don't look now, but Spain is destroying the USA on the friendly soccer match and they are in the halftime, I don't wanna imagine what they'll do against Venezuela next week
*cries*
*streaks*
I'm glad I got my positive comment out of the way early.
Definitely glad.
Go Spain!!!
Can Czar's positive comment count for mine, too?
Home/Road Bison!
*Obligatory "Dodgers are showing no patience" post for Sax*
shame on you LA Dodgers if you let Kid K to lose this game
finally, got the game on tv!
King James and his collection of shades..
I'd wish he had a collection of RBIs and doubles, at least
Grande Dre! burnt at home!
Dre nails his man.
Come on, guys, we can still do this!
^Uh, never mind now.
@Dusty it ain't over 'till it's over
We'll always have May 29-31.
@Karina
It's over.
Again, as soon as I started watching this game, the juju kicked in. I mean the very second I tuned in.
I'd wish I knew how to quit loving this team...or at least stop caring for a while
@Dusty same here, I started watching and ruined Kershaw's start
*cries*
I think I'll go downstairs and tell my mom to hug me and everything will be allright for the Dodgers
I want Neeebs' mom to hug me.
Does your mom have enough hugs for the rest of us?
"here it comes the very dangerous Dodgers bats"
as heard on tv :)
@Josh possibly, she's very motherly
^ Dangerous, as in the wind they create could start another tornado.
rancho ardiendo! c'mon Bison
^hahahahaha, comment of the afternoon!
Bring these boys home, Matty!
GRAND SALAMI! BISON!
I love Matt Kemp
Mrs Dusty can verify, bit I CALLED a got dayum grand slam right before the pitch. I felt it.
^but
who's your Bison? ®
hisfadsuvIOSUDHgCV:PIOSUHABCL insu!!!!
Holy Toledo (Ohio), that was unexpected.
Andre needs a new mechanic. His 0-for-4 is killing the three batters around him, who have eight hits in aggregate.
Dre is a booger eater. I don't like his attitude.
I know it is late but who cares:
KEMP GRAND SLAM!!!!
(cries)
Did Karina trademark "Who's your Bison?" or is the heatstroke kicking in?
Josh: they're pitching Kemp down and away again (in the tenth)
@Spank that should be only Matt Kemp's trademark
as heard on tv
"Loony pulled it too hard"
*sighs*
*cries*
double play tun tun double play tun tun double play tun tun
I'll take that...
I'll take that too.
Wow. I dont think I can take this.
Dodgers haven't lost in extras this year, right?
Yes, Dodgers are 4-0 in extra-inning games this year
Men at the corners with one out
Admiral Ackbar RBI!
Ackbar with a huge hit! RBI in the 11th!
8-7
that was inches away from being a hr, I can't believe we've even got some insurance
Aaron fucking Miles, ladies and gentlemen!
3 RBI for Miles today; he had 10 RBI all year
Andre reaches on an error that should have been a GIDP
10-7 LA
make'em pay Bison!
Reverse 7-11!
Where'd everyone go? This is a patented "karina told ya so" special!
FJL with a sweet play to get the first out. Runner at third.
It ain't all sunshine and rainbows. But gotta keep
grindin!
For the records I called this comeback when I was 4.
Oh god, it's troncoso
just one more out...
we make party!
We make comeback party! Karina always keeps the faith!
That was a surprising turn of events.
it was a great game, don't you think? even better if I could watch a part of it!
100!
This was both unexpected and welcome. I cautiously make party. (ditches monocle)
GDRPGT up!
Sorry I missed the Cream references.
Ginger Baker rules the drum kit.
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