Hiroki Kuroda (2-0, 1.72) vs. Jaime Garcia (1-0, 0.60).
Pity the poor Dodgers promotions department. They include beer in their half-price food & drink promotion, then have to pull it following the Bryan Stow incident. Tonight is Purple and Gold LA Cap Night at Dodger Stadium, and it comes on the heels of Kobe Bryant's $100,000 fine for using homophobic language. What's next — people start discovering smallpox in their Dodgers Snuggies?
Fortunately, the team is bringing in some famous figures to class up the joint tonight:
NBA Hall of Famers Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Bill Sharman, who also played in the Dodgers’ minor league system in the 1950s, will throw out a ceremonial first pitch. Long-time Lakers anthem singer and good luck charm Jeffrey Osborne will perform the National Anthem and God Bless America.
Will the Laker luck Stay With Us Tonight? Will Matt Kemp hit a ball that will be carried out of Dodger Stadium On the Wings of Love? Will the Dodgers get some Woo Woo wood on the ball? If not, Don't You Get So Mad.
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McDougal takin it to the streets!
Nothing wrong with cheap vodka.It gets you drunk.
Eddie Murray sighting in that Dodger ad!
I am gonna run out of McDonald hits by May.
Let's put a sitting gentleman on the board.
I could have used Rasmus's hair the other day to scrub my tires.
We must lead the league in infield pop ups.
When is Dionner coming back?
This team has a late Sept. Feel to it. Not the good late sept.
Never thought I'd see the day when someone would plead for Dioner's return.
i saw somebody using Rasmus' hair to scrape barnacles off a sloop down at Marina Del Ray
I use to have such high hopes for X Paul.
@spank - just wonderin...
Did Kershaw lose his Brooklyn hat already?
I want to see Dusty do the wave while wearing his snuggie.
I'm gonna be honest, I've just been watching hockey this whole time.
The important question is this: how drunk is Dusty? I bet he calls in sick to work tomorrow
Donny's got the give-up staff in
@MLASC - If I wasn't being so positive tonight, I would probably be doing the same thing.
Go Sabres!
Ronald Bellisario, where are you?
@spank that's a barnacle
DeligHtful.
We dun.
Is it possible to DFA a guy in the middle of a game?
Being positive is getting tougher and tougher.
can we have Elmer Dessens back?
This game is done.
Four sisters?
Worse Ned scrap heap signing: Cormier or any Ortiz? Discuss.
It is very difficult, karen.
I have actually reached my limit and don't know if I can keep it going.
So I am going to go to bed instead of breaking my promise
There will never be a pitcher as consistently bad as Russ Ortiz with the same inexplicable ability to stay on a roster.
We're done here. Move along.
Can you Woo Woo Woo!!
Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can’t shoot them anymore
That long black cloud is comin’ down
I feel like I’m knockin’ on heaven’s door
Mr.F--The palm trees in the bullpen. Although I thought he used to refer to them as the two sisters.
Ok, Karen, here is one... Dodger pitching has not walked anyone tonight.
I'm done folks... adios.
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
I have two badges out of this whole debacle, though.
(cries)
Thanks, Karen.
Looked a bit high to me...
One last thing... Cardinal announcers are so bored they are now discussing Ricky Horton's (color commentator) role on '88 Dodger team.
It's only mid-April and we're already out of the race. I feel like the Pirates. We are awful.
Oooooo power play Tiburons
Well, at least there's half-price beer next week to which I can look forward.
DAMMIT
@Saxy--:(
OT. In San Jose.
I really hate that tobacco commercial with the lady and the hole in her throat.
UJTD
Something to cheer about!?
it ain't over 'till it's over. I saw the Mariners overcome a 7 run diferential.
Keep the positiveness alive,Karen!
I have sympathy for UJTD at this point
Dodgers never do well against palindrome pitchers from the NL Central
That was weak,A.J.
Jamey Carroll, solid contributor!!!
Got them right where we want them.
Jamey has been doing great filling in for Raffy.
Ackbar!
Sax, I'm using your method of badge collection: Left my work computer on with a Gameday tab for each of the day's games.
Damn.
Damned NL Central OFer/Founding Father.
That would have scored everyone
OT begins.
Damn richardson was so close.
Oh shit.Broxton sighting.
Kings have had a lot of chances.
Let's see the bright side, Brox pitched well tonight (when it didn't really matter)
*cries*
WOW!! Bison showing the power!
Leaving the bases loaded in the first inning is killing me right now.
Karina--Another bright spot...James had 2 hits tonite. Maybe he's turning the corner??
Told Hiro 5 was our limit.
GGGGOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!!
Paul--You sure called that one right.
Fuck. The kings just made things harder then they have to be.
If it's any consolation we all know the sharks are going to choke in the later rounds anyways.
Perfunctory PGT up.
How many runs do we need tomorrow,Paulie?
We will need to score 6.
Thinking we will top out at 4.
@Karen I don't doubt the King :)
Pad those stats, Bison!
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