
Sorry for the lack of posting today, but upon visiting my mailbox, I am now Shaykn (not stirred).
Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
3/28 vs. DET (W, 8-5 (10)): Sax
4/2 vs. ATL (W, 6-5): AC
22 comments:
*Eyes wide open*
Irina, will you be my Broheim?
I have to get milk on the way home.
Oh, she's got milk.
@EK: That would fall under the category of "trading up."
Regardless of how handsome and wealthy you are, of course.
she's dating cristiano ronaldo over there at real madrid.
@Greg but I read a story that said Cristiano Ronaldo left her alone on their hotel room in NY, to hang out with some friends at a gay bar, he doesn't seem to be a nice boyfriend, does he?
I was disappointed in the lack of attention paid to the swimsuits themselves. For a swimsuit issue, it seems more fixated on nudity than fashion. For shame. For shame.
Ronaldo: What a tool.
To quote that gay guy from Archer... "nobody is that gay."
@Count DeShields: I didn't know you were so focused on the swimsuits.
@Karina
This underscores what I've said all along re Ronaldo.
She's dating Christian Ronaldo? Irina: major penalty for trading down!
@EK
Wish I would have had inet access earlier in the day. I was so right there with the "Irina, will you be my Broheim?" comment but you snagged it first.
@DB: well, you can still make the request, because somehow, inexplicably, she has yet to accepted my offer.
BROHEIM REQUEST: EK, will you be my Broheim?
BROHEIM REPLY: Sure, ok DB, but just so we're clear - if Irina comes calling, I'm dumping you so fast it'll be yesterday by the time you hit the ground.
BROHEIM RESPONSE: Just so we're clear, EK - if Spanky comes calling, I'm all over him like trashy fans are to a Phillies game.
BROHEIM RESPONSE: Just to be clear Irina - if Spanky and DB invite me into their three-way, it's back to Portuguese forwards for you.
Speaking of Portuguese forwards...
(dives)
@Saxy - Why else would one read a SWIMSUIT issue. Really, man.
Oui.
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