Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Be My Broheim: Round 4

Mr F has rocketed to the top! Followed closely by MLASC, then a bunch of other folks. Greg Hao's absence last round sent him all the way down to #11. Two more rounds to go, folks. Rules here. Now, go.

Confirmed broheims:

  1. Greg Hao & Loney Fan
  2. Neeebs & Paul
  3. Pistol PR & Spank
  4. rbnlaw & MB
  5. MLASC & Josh S
  6. QuadSevens & Karina
  7. Mr F & Mr Dr
  8. Jason & Mr C

97 comments:

Josh S. said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: MeanieBreanie, shall we be broheims?

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

BROHEIM REQUESTs: Karina, Loney, and Greg.

I'll make you eggs in the morning and bring them to you, bedside, with fresh-squeezed orange juice (w/ pulp). I'll wash your cars. I'll take out the trash. You can even have the remote.

karina said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Meaniebreanie, don't you think lost sisters should bond at least once?

Neeebs said...

Bro Request. Karina, quieras mas broheims?

Greg Hao said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: rbnlaw, will you be my broheim?

BROHEIM REQUEST: loney fan, will you be my broheim?

BROHEIM REQUEST: karina, will you be my broheim?

And now time to save one for later. Will be running in and out today but hopefully I'll be back before 2!

Time for my rocket climb back to the top.

Spank said...

Girlheim Request:

Forget Josh,Be my girlheim MEANIEBREANIE

Spank said...

Broheim Request:

Be my broheim Loney Fan's avatar

Neeebs said...

Btoheim Request. MB I dont have any exes in Texas. Lets lasso the moon.

rbnlaw said...

Hmmm.

Let me give this a shot:

BROHEIM REQUEST: Someone with a 27 rating; be my bro, haim.

Spank said...

If PPR had sent me that request(sans breakfast) I would take it in a second.

Wash my truck,Dude! Pretty Please!

Loney Fan said...

Greg Hao let's do this thing. You had a rough day in the social world yesterday and it appears that I am quite popular today. Let me help you back up to the top where you belong.

BROHEIM RESPONSE: Yes Greg, I will be your broheim.

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank.

You had me at hello.

QuadSevens said...

Broheim Request: Karina will you be my broheim?

Neeebs said...

Broheim request. PAUL lets ipso loquitor together

rbnlaw said...

Well, shit.

Broheim Request: Meanie, let's hook this Texas thang up and get some BBQ.

Spank said...

So much traffic on this site I was barely able to put in this request.

Broheim request: RBNLAW Let's rock! I'll bring the Lite beer!

Paul said...

@Neeebs

Time to Nun Pro Tunc this relationship. Should have been done a long time ago.

I accept.

QuadSevens said...

Broheim Request: Mr. C! Won't you be my broheim?

Mr. Doctor said...

BROHEIM REQUEST:
Paul, will you be my broseidon?

Mr. Doctor said...

Fuck, too slow!

what_difference_does_it_make said...

BROHEIM REQUEST:rbnlaw, will you be my broheim?

what_difference_does_it_make said...

BROHEIM REQUEST:rbnlaw, will you be my broheim?

what_difference_does_it_make said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr.C, will you be my broheim?

MR. F said...

Hello everybody!

Jason said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Piston Pete, be my broheim and we can go mock large gatherings of Gnats fans together.

Jason said...

Hello, Dr. Nic! I mean, Mr. F!

MR. F said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: rbnlaw, will you be my broheim!?

Spank said...

Broheim Response: I accept PPR's request. Let's ease on down the road.And don't forget to wax my truck.

MR. F said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, I know our schedules have been so busy, but I'm still up for a Pavement-filled evening! Will you be my broheim?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Pistol Pete? Whadya say?

BROHEIM REQUEST: Paul? Hows about it?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Oh shit, I'm behind.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Josh, will you be my compadre?

MR. F said...

Aww, MRLASC doesn't want me!

MeanieBreanie said...

RB, I accept your request. Our Texas connection lives on. This calls for some Shiner and Ribs.

MR. F said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. Customer, will you be my Broheim?

Josh S. said...

BROHEIM REPLY: MLASC, let's hook it up.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hooray! You bring the picnic basket, and I'll bring the tandem bike.

rbnlaw said...

It's official; Me and Brean are hooked up, peeps.

This is exciting. Shiner and ribs for dinner is my idea of heaven without all the dying stuff.

Jason said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: FB, how about it?

MeanieBreanie said...

Wow, I'm flattered at the attention. For once I must have a decent number. Today RB and I trot off into the sunset.

@Spank, you are my original one and only.
@Josh, you are ver special. Perhaps next time?
@Neeebs, I know your love for Latina women. Raincheck senor?
@Karina, I love you my sister but I cannot go girl on girl. Sorry.

MR. F said...

Has FB been around? I haven't seen him all day!

Mr. Doctor said...

I think everyone will wait to the last minute for this round....

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

Spank,

Gotcha reg: no breakfast. Consider that truck of yours washed, yo!

MR. F said...

BROHEIM REQEUST: Mr. Dr., I hate waiting to the last minute. I want you NOW!

karina said...

BROHEIM REPLY: yes Quad, sit and I'll make you a nice cup of hot cocoa (with premium Venezuelan cocoa,of course)

Meanie, sister, you just broke my heart...it's a shame anyone who asked me couldn't wait...

QuadSevens said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. F, the doctor is out so be MY broheim!

MR. F said...

Karina! I thought we had something special =(.

MR. F said...

WHAT A TERRIBLE BROHEIM TRIANGLE WE'RE IN.

QuadSevens said...

Strike that Mr. F!

Hooray for Venezuelan cocoa! Thanks Karina!

MR. F said...

I'm so RONERY.

MeanieBreanie said...

Karina, I love you my sister. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings or break your heart. What can I do to make amends?

Eric Karros said...

MB is the nicest rejector on the face of the earth.

Let me know folks if I've so far counted up the broheim pairs correctly (listed on post)

Jason said...

@EK - I think you missed Josh S and MLASC.

karina said...

Mr F,I thought you were going with someone else!sorry :(

in the meantime, hot cocoa is about to be ready, Quad.

Meaniebreanie, I thought we could teach the boys who are the boss ;)

MeanieBreanie said...

Karina, the men already know whose boss. Remember, pussy rules the world.

Eric Karros said...

Ah indeed I did, thanks Jason.

I consider a success any game which organically produces the comment "pussy rules the world."

Neeebs said...

^ That quote is going to come back to haunt you.

Dusty Baker said...

Man I wanted to see some good girl on girl action today.

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr F - let's boogie!

Dusty Baker said...

"hot cocoa is about to be ready"

Whoa! I need a cigarette now.

Mr. Doctor said...

BROHEIM REPLY:

Mr. F, I accept. Take me away you big stud.

Spank said...

Sometimes I wish I was a hermaphrodite. Just saying.

MR. F said...

Well, I guess I'm spoken for. Sorry, DB!

Jason said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. C, let's watch the Arsenal - Stoke City match together...

QuadSevens said...

Mmmmmm! I love me some premium hot cocoa! Especially with a hot Venezuelan! =)

Dusty Baker said...

*leaves dance, goes to parents's basement, plays Atari, masturbates, eats some Count Chocula, goes to bed sad*

Mr. Doctor said...

@DB,

That actually sounds like a wonderful evening....

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

@ Dusty

Which Atari game?

Say Defender, say it....

Dusty Baker said...

^ parents'

Dusty Baker said...

@Pistol

Pitfall, man!

Jason said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Dusty, I'll play Pitfall with you but you're on your own for the rest of your plans for the evening.

Also, I've always played Pitfall right-to-left which I'm told is "backwards" but is so much easier.

Mr. Customer said...

Crap, I fell terrible for leaving Jason hanging until the last minute before.

BROHEIM REPLY: Jason, request accepted.

Eric Karros said...

Mr C - at least you didn't wait 'til 2pm like last time

Jason said...

Good to see I'm still an acceptable port of last resort, Mr. C.

Mr. Customer said...

I find it telling that my attention span is not able to cope with even the limited amount of concentration required to play this game properly.

It's a world full of shiny objects out here.

Mr. Customer said...

On the other hand, I have a fairly decent excuse, as I am now officially a home owner (as of about 17 minutes ago)

MR. F said...

WOW. CONGRATULATIONS MR. C!!!!

Party at Mr. C's! We all have dates already!

Jason said...

Congrats on the home purchase, Mr. C. The writer cramp from signing the closing papers would also be an acceptable excuse.

what_difference_does_it_make said...

Anybody be my broheim!!!

Spank said...

Fucking Awesome,Mr.C. May you flourish in your new home.

We Make House Party!!

Mr. Customer said...

Thanks guys!

MR. F

Everyone's invited. There will be booze, but furniture is strictly fend-for-yourself at this point.

Jason,

You ain't lyin'. Short sale is a special brand of red-tape hell, too.

Mr. Customer said...

It's also telling that I made the second announcement on a anonymous (well, for some of us, anyway) Dodgers blog.

Had to tell the girl first, MB could tell you why.

Spank said...

In other news:Padilla is getting surgery on his elbow.

(cries)

Mr. Customer said...

^Buzzkill!

Neeebs said...

MC: Good job. I can only assume that its NOT in the Valley.

Mr. Doctor said...

Congrats Mr. C. I will bring over my "go to" house warming gift, a wine decanter.

Mr. Customer said...

Speaking of...

Where is old Buzz Killington? Seems like that time of year is coming around again.

Mr. Customer said...

@Neeebs

Indeed it is not. Peoples' Republic of Santa Monica adjacent.

Neeebs said...

With an emphasis on Adjacent.

Neeebs said...

Brentwood is adjacent. OJ's old house?

Mr. Customer said...

@neeebs

Kato's.

Mr. Customer said...

Actually, surprisingly adjacent. I could spit from my balcony and probably hit it.

Spank said...

Sorry bout the buzzkill,Mr.C. I was tabbed in this thread and convenience is my weakness.

Dusty Baker said...

(masturbates)

Dusty Baker said...

I feel like singing some BROHEMIAN Rhapsody.

Neeebs said...

ROTFLMAO at DB 4:43

Spank said...

Haha!!

Dusty Baker said...

(reads dad's copy of swank magazine)

(cries)