Friday, February 18, 2011

Be My Broheim: Round 2!

Hall & Oates: a 7-4 broheim pair?

To do list:

  1. Review the rules here.
  2. Check out the standings below.
  3. Go forth and Bro!

Confirmed bros:

  1. QuadSevens & Paul
  2. Mr Dr & FB
  3. Pistol PR & Neeebs
  4. Greg Hao & Mr F
  5. Josh S & DB
  6. Loney Fan & MLASC
  7. Steve K & Spank
  8. Jason & Mr C

119 comments:

what_difference_does_it_make said...

.....and so it starts.

Nostradamus said...

Karina, what a fool I was to treat you so poorly earlier!

*begins serenading in the street window with Pirlo, Ambrosini, and Inzaghi as a back-up band*

BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, will you forgive me and be my Broheim?

Josh S. said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Dusty Baker, be my valentine?

Uh, broheim, I meant broheim.

Nostradamus said...

John Oates' 'stache has to be at least a 6 all by itself.

Fred's Brim said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank, will you be my Broheim again? I can't get enough of you, you hunkanunka burning love and quite a bit of hate

Nostradamus said...

Having trouble with the English language this morning...

Josh S. said...

Mr. C, are you experiencing heavyheavyburtation?

MR.F said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Fred's Brim, will you be the Hall to my Oates (or the Oates to my Hall)?

Neeebs (The Original) said...

BROMEO REQUESTO: RBN, if you'll be my broheim, I'll do your briefs.

QuadSevens said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina will you be my super special broheimina?

Nostradamus said...

@Josh

Could be, but the smart money is on demonic possession. I'm not ready to rule out plain old glossolalia either.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Karina, karina, karina, where for art thou? Por favor?

Mr. Doctor said...

@Mr. C

Quoting my favorite movie, The Fifth Element. "Listen lady, I only speak two languages. English and bad English."

Mr. Doctor said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Fred, will you be my Fernando? I mean broheim.

Josh S. said...

*crickets*

QuadSevens said...

*sips coffee and squints as I watch the tumbleweeds go by*

spank said...

Girlheim Request:MB-Will you give me the pleasure of being my girlheim,poopy pants? We can listen to Culture Club and drink cheap scotch.

QuadSevens said...

BRO REQ: Paul will you be my bro? The Rolling Rocks are on me.

spank said...

Girlheim Request:Karina,Will you be my girlheim? We can dance like Ian Curtis and I'll even give Coper a bath.

spank said...

I feel like a man now....sort of.

Jason said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. Doctor, will you be my Dr. Broheim?

Neeebs (The Original) said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Hey SPANKY let's climb aboard the starship, head to the skies and kick Lasorda's ASS.

Shawn Green said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Spanky, will you be my broheim?

MR.F said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: QuadSevens, will you be my broheim!?

Mr. Doctor said...

BROHEIM REPLY:

Jason, I reject.

Mr. Doctor said...

"It's not you, it's me."

Eric Karros said...

No broheims yet?

Jason's looking for a rebound - act now while his standards are low!

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Neebs. Don't say no. I can't go for that.

Davey Lopes/John Oates... same person? or just the 'stash?

Paul said...

BRO RESPONSE: Quad you have yourself a Bro, Bravo Bravo. Oh I mean I accept.

Paul said...

I always wanted to dress up as Oates for Halloween but never had a willing Hall.

Fred's Brim said...

BROHEIM REPLY: Mr Doctor, I accept

Fred's Brim said...

Spank, I will never forgive you for this

QuadSevens said...

I have a Broheim! Woohoo!

Jason said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: MB, will you be my broheim? I'd even consider a move to Texas to make it work...

Shawn Green said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Josh, will you be my broheim?

MR.F said...

Damnit, I need a broheim.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Pistol Pete: Let's piss on on the 2010 WS Trophy together.

I hereby accept.

Greg Hao said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: MB, will you be my broheim?

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr F, will you be my broheim?

BROHEIM REQUEST: QuadSevens, will you be my broheim?

BROHEIM REQUEST: Paul, will you be my broheim?

Shawn Green said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. F, will you be my broheim?

Steve K said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: DB, will you be my Broheim? Or am I Out of Touch?

Greg Hao said...

son of a bitch. I wasted one of my request on QuadSevens

spank said...

No takers from the ladies?

@MB-I'll throw in the Sharktopus.

@Karina- I'll squeeze the muck out Copers booty

MR.F said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank, I'm not a chick, but I'll be your broheim!

MR.F said...

OHH requests. I'll have to think hard about this.

spank said...

@ EK

I need a ruling on who are broheims or am I brain dead from migraines that I didn't see an update?

Shawn Green said...

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that I have a shitty rating.

Eric Karros said...

I udpated the Broheims in the post. But to recap what I have:

1. QuadSevens & Paul
2. Mr Dr & FB
3. Pistol PR & Neeebs

Am I missing any?

spank said...

Broheim Request:

DB,Let's make sweetSweetSWEET love?

Jason said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: what difference does it make, will you be my broheim? I promise to up my level of apathy to match yours.

MR.F said...

Last request.

BROHEIM REQUEST: Josh S., Will you be my Broheim?

Nostradamus said...

I would also appear to have a low rating.

Mr. Doctor said...

@FB I'm glad you accepted, now I don't have to get all desperate and start offering armpit intercourse.

spank said...

I'm beginning to feel a little lonely and slightly nervous.

MR.F said...

So I guess I'm not wanted, Spanky?

Josh S. said...

Checking in. I see I have requests, but am I ready to give up my broheimen?

spank said...

Thanks for posting the update,EK.

spank said...

You are being heavily considered Mr.F.

Mr. Doctor said...

@Josh

I see what you did there......

Greg Hao said...

@mr c, et al - or your ratings may be too high for people!

For example, I've not received a request yet and I'm wagering that's because I've taken a turn and changed my 2 from yesterday to a 10!

Eric Karros said...

I wonder where Karina is, no word from her as of yet...

Loney Fan said...

Mr. C I am flying blind as I can't get to my email because of work IT issues. But no one seems to want me either. BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr C will you be my Broheim?

spank said...

^bigtime

Steve K said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank, if you're up for it and want a Broheim, I'm your man.

Steve Sax said...

More Oates! Less Hall!

MR.F said...

Well I gotta run, so here's my answer.

BROHEIM RESPONSE: Sorry MRLASC, but I'm going with GREG HAO. I'll be our broheim! I will be the Oates to your Hall.

MR.F said...

Onto LA! Smell you later.

MR.F said...

Or not. Not yet anyway! AHHHH.

Loney Fan said...

Time for more random requests.

BROHEIM REQUEST: Spank, will you be my broheim?

BROHEIM REQUEST: WDDIM, will you be my broheim?

Eric Karros said...

Barely an hour left and only 4 pairs.

You guys are really holding out for that last minute call from the homecoming queen...

Kyle Baker said...

BROHEIM REPLY: I will be your Valentine, Josh S.

Unless someone else has already claimed you.

Getting my ale on before I board my flint so haven't read all the thread yet.

Kyle Baker said...

*Spoons w Josh*

Loney Fan said...

Wow my number has to suck. Apparently so does MLASC and since I can't stand loneliness, here is my last try

BROHEIM REQUEST: MLASC will you be my broheim? We can sit in the corner playing D and D like the nerds we apparently are.

Mr. Doctor said...

Less than an hour left. The desperation is palatable.

Josh S. said...

You're the cheese to my macaroni, DB.

Kyle Baker said...

^ Flight

Kyle Baker said...

Heh, Josh's macaroni.

Hey Josh, Can we go on a D & D double date with Loney Fan and Marla? You can DM.

Shawn Green said...

Loney Fan, I accept your geeky overtures.

Greg Hao said...

@ek - it's important not to shoot your wad too early. You only get one chance to impregnate the prom queen!!

/flashback to high school

Jason said...

BROHEIM REQUEST: Mr. C, how about it, want to be my broheim? All this rejection is really hurting my self esteem.

This can only result in a very sloppy happy hour.

Eric Karros said...

My high school flashbacks do not include any opportunities to impregnate the prom queen.

Eric Karros said...

...playing D&D in the corner was more how I rolled.

(note the wishful use of past tense)

Kyle Baker said...

My high school fantasies involve that, but not my memories.

Actually I believe they involved intercourse, but not impregnation, now that in think about it.

Eric Karros said...

please no mention of armpits

Eric Karros said...

23 minutes and counting...

spank said...

Boo!

MR.F said...

If I ever go to an SoSG meetup, I am going to be very conscious of my armpits.

Kyle Baker said...

I'm dying to say something about armpits!

If I can't, I'll at least say WASH YER HAIR! TIMMEH!!!

spank said...

Say it! Say it!

spank said...

I accept Steve K's offer to be my Sara Smile. Time to go One on One.

Nostradamus said...
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spank said...

I'm out dis bish in a bad way!

Eric Karros said...

Another desperate pairing as the clock winds down.

Soulmates Steve K and Spank become bros. I've updated the post - your kismet is on my list.

Nostradamus said...

@w.w.d.i.m.

BROHEIM REQUEST: The field has cleared. Will you continue to be my broheim?

Eric Karros said...

@Greg Hao - your 11:17am post is reminiscent of my approach with the ladies out at the clubs.

Kyle Baker said...

*still getting my ale on before my flight*

Getting work done on iPad? No. Refreshing this thread repeatedly? Absolutely.

MR.F said...

Spray and pray? Well, it worked for Greg Hao!

Josh S. said...

Can we call the ladies heimdolls, or is that a thor thubject?

Josh S. said...

100

Nostradamus said...

^torture post

MR.F said...

Post right before 2pm and hope I mess up somebody's broheiming with a conflicting edit, post.

Nostradamus said...

@Jason

BROHEIM REPLY: Jason, any port in a storm. Broheim request accepted.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

harsh, FM

MR.F said...

Oh, Neeebs. We are all amigos here!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

That's harsh in a good way. Diabolical and excellent.

Kyle Baker said...

*blocks karina*

Jason said...
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Jason said...

@Mr. C - Did you get the "any port in a storm" candy heart you received on Valentine's day, too?

Nostradamus said...

@Jason

It's the thought that counts.

Jason said...

I can't type today. Apparently Mr. C's trouble with the English language is contagious.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Mr. C' native tongue is Gaelic.

*insert pun here*

Loney Fan said...

I'm going to venture a guess that my Broheim and I are within one point of each other. That's okay, what I am lacking in my suave approach to the ladies, I more than make up for with HP and Dexterity!

Steve K said...

Thanks for being my Bro, Spank! You Make My Dreams!

Kyle Baker said...

I think you ought to spank J Steve, Spanky.

Greg Hao said...

@EK @1:53 PM - hey, it's all a numbers game player!

@EK @1:29 PM - I'm sure you'll find this hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vChEPj0dXXk

what_difference_does_it_make said...

ARGGH!!! busy Day @ work didn't allow me to play this round!!!!! Sorry Mr. C :(

spank said...

@ J.Steve

Thanks for Waiting for Me.

spank said...

Spank Dogg.Doing it in minutes since 1972.

O.K. thats enough.

MeanieBreanie said...

My meetings took me past the PST deadline :( Spank and Greg, I appreciate the offers. Perhaps next time.

MeanieBreanie said...

As a point of consolation might I add that my meetings included one original flavor Steve Sax ;~)) The two of us will be coming to Chavez Ravine in April for one of his book signings. Date TBA.