Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Seahawks at Bears, 10a
Jets at Patriots, 1.30p
Holy foot fetish, Batman! We've got a grudge match going on here!
Way off topic, but worthy of being mentioned and of some degree of ridicule:"Yankees stepping up pursuit of Andruw JonesDrew Silva Jan 16, 2011, 10:44 AM EST 2 CommentsIt would appear that super agent Scott Boras is close to finding a home for veteran client Andruw Jones.The Yankees were first linked to Jones last week by SI.com’s Jon Heyman and now the Sports Illustrated reporter is saying that the Bombers have “stepped up” their pursuit of the 33-year-old.Jones isn’t as great defensively as he once was and he is no longer the type of guy you want playing in 160-plus games, but he has his uses.The Yankees could try him as their designated hitter from time to time against left-handed pitchers and could have him serve as a backup to both corner outfield spots. His still steady power bat would shine in the smaller ballparks of the American League East, at least on a limited basis, and he wouldn’t have trouble covering ground defensively at Yankee Stadium.The Rays are also thought to be interested and may be able to offer more playing time."[http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com]
Another example of the Great NedIn a soft mumble voice:"no giants no braves"Like "The Professional"
I'll take the Pats on this game
I want the Jets to win, but I'll be rooting for whoever emerges victorious and the Packers next week.
I want some kick-ass games that give me every reason to sit around the telly all afternoon.
come on sports czar you can ride the fence you got to choose a team
I do not want to offend anyone and I am a minority & a yellow dog Democratbut do you think Rush Limbaugh sits around and looks at the playoff QB's and says I told you so.
I have a yellow fish.
Let the Yank-Mes choke on Andruw Jones
no giants no braves
are we still paying him
Football in ten minutes.Crowd at Philippe's this morning is pretty quiet.
I want to make sweet,sweet love to Rex Ryan's wife's feet.
I never pegged you for a foot fetishist, Spanky.Maybe a gun fetishist, or a beer can collection fetishist.
I have a Philippe's fetish.
Don't forget fish fetishist
@Sax - Yeah, but who here can say they don't?
@SaxDude, that doesn't sound right
That field looks like it's inches from death.
@ all SoSG FF participantsYes, I still cringe when see or hear Jay Cutler's name.
I wasn't going to say anything, Spank.
These are the Seahawks I have grown to love
Cutler's going crazy.
Jay Cutler and Greg Olsen-former Spank's
I'll go ahead and say it. Da Bears ain't going to score next week.
Damn, he ran out of gas fast.
I don't think I've seen anything quite like that drive.
14-3 Jets is pretty damn surprising
Just saw Kemp sitting courtside by the Lakers bench. Looks like he lost a little weight.
Patsies looking strong coming out of halftime
Patsies looking weak coming out of five minute mark.
Patsies looking strong coming out of the third quarter.
Cromartie with a bold pickup
Wow, I think it might actually happen
For the record, pegged Spanky for a foot fetishist.
===========================Golden Globes Thread:
Note: Finally unsubbed to MKnighSlamathon. Her latest tweet put me over theedge:"First the Jets Jets Jets embarrass New England in Foxboro, now I'm staring at Julianne Moore and Mila Kunis in their finery. Best. Day. Evs"
Anne Hathaway...sweet jesus she is attractive.
===========================Brief NFL comment: Yay Jets!===========================Resume Golden Globes thread.
King's Speech all the way tonight!
Sofia Vergara #GoldenGlobes
Three minutes in: already a Tom Cruise/gay joke.I approve!
Hah! They cut the mike from Bale.
The orchestra is keeping winners on a short leash.
Cat spilled my drink- last Sierra Celebration of the season. Dusty not happy.Therefore 5 mins or so behind the broadcast.
If they make one more fucking boxing-related movie, I'm going to set off a dirty bomb under wherever Mickey Rourke is.
Saw "True Grit" today. Expertly crafted for the most part, but "King's Speech" is still my favorite. Up next: "The Fighter."
See my above comment,Orel.
Dammit, I wanted Stonestreet.
"Aston Kutcher's dad, Bruce Willis"SNAP!
Chris Colfer up in dis bish! Love it.Although I agree w MLASC on Stonestreet being deserving, too.
Kevin Bacon has put more effort into his Logitech commercial.
Kevin Bacon needs to get a grownup haircut. He's not 24, and it's not 1983.
*rips up spec script for Mike Tyson's Punch-Out adaptation*
Andrew Garfield is British?
@JoshNo, no, that works...that's the video game genre that just happens to involve boxing. I'll take that pitch!
And he can't read, MLASC.
What's on your desk http://regretfulmorning.com/2011/01/whats-on-your-desk/Found this on digg: Check your background before you post your pics on facebook
Come on, How to Train...Mrs Dusty needs new shoes.
In a shocking upset, the movie made by Pixar wins.It probably should win the whole damn thing too.
Downey Jr is downright creepy...took that a bit too far, man.
Sky just basically said fuck you to Dusty.
I will kick the living shit out of that little pillow biter Sly Stallone.
Some funny stuff with Fey and Carrell.
Two for Glee!
THOR AND CAP TOGETHER!(And, oddly, Johnny Storm too.)
And two from Sofia Vergara.
"inseminated"..."gestated"...I don't want to hear Helen Mirren say those words.
Chuck would beat the shit out of The Cape.Hell, Morgan could.
===========================FUCK THE PATRIOTS!===========================
I don't need to watch the golden globes.I'll just follow Karina on twitter.
===========================FUCK THE GIANTS!===========================
Fuck boxing movies!
=========================What Dusty Said!=========================
=========================About The Giants BecauseRaging Bull Is A Bad Ass Fucking Movie!=========================
What kind of racist shit did De Niro just say re waiters? Wow. Dude, that doesn't play well here.
Bobby D. was druuuuuunnnnk.
Epale veryone!I didn't know you were having a Golden Globes watching thread over here!thanks Dusty for the hat tip!
Actually that's the way De Niro is usually. Mrs Dusty has worked with him. He's one of those guys who are genius actors but can't make a speech or interact socially to save their life, e.g., Dustin Hoffmann.
Glad you could join, K. I just hijacked this thread at the end of the NFL game so those of us Hollywood watcher geeks could talk some smack about the awards tonight.
FUCK LAWN GNOME MOVIES
HA HA HA THIS TOURIST IS A HI-LARIOUS COMEDY
He still could have been drunk.
Not liking this Social Network winning crap. It's a movie about a god damned website, people!
I guess I have to see this Social Network.
@JoshAbsolutely. it is possible to be both socially inept and drunk at the same time.Believe me, I know.
if Megan Fox is famous for her curves, why is she so thin?
so it means I have to start watching Glee?
Just focus the camera on Santana, dummies.
Megan Fox has numerous skanky tattoos. What a turnoff.
@KarinaI can't imagine you wouldn't like GLEE, Karina. It's right down your alley.
@karinaI stood mere feet from Megan Fox at Target. She looks like a Pez dispenser when she's not all done up. (Big head, rail thin body.)
She has a Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her left forearm,I think I heard her somewhere she deeply admires Ms. Monroe but you can't be a classical beauty with a tattoo, can anyone imagine Audrey Hepburn, Ava Gardner or Grace Kelly with tattoos? just saying...
+42 to Karina for that comment.Those ladies had class, style, grace, elegance, and still do long after they've been gone. Megan Fox will never have that, even when she's still here.
@Josh I believe you, it's tv and she looks too thin!. Ms. Fox, take notes from Ms. Halle Berry
I can imagine Megan Fox with a Spank tattoo on her booty.
Only a hunnert? Feels like we have more comments than that.
@JoshMeant to tell you that I was in your neck of the woods the other day and looked up to see a car pass whose license plate said "BRAAINS." Because of my being in your 'hood and the plate, I immediately just assumed it was you. Was disappointed to see that the driver of that black Toyota Camry wasn't you, though.
@Dusty Baker *blushes*it it so FUNNY you thought in Josh when you read BRAAINS.I have a proposal for the masterminds of this wonderful blog:can we have "Assassins' Circle" Spring Training Edition?
That flower on Natalie's dress kinda sorta makes it look like she got shot in the chest.
@Josh I just can look at her face, wow!
That was mean, Gervais! Home Improvement was AWESOME!
Whoa. Scarf girl in the Bing audition commercial is pretty cute.
This little fucking dweeb from Social Network better not get this next award.
Fuck you loser Facebook dweeb!
When's "The Dodger Blog" coming out?
A quick thanks would have sufficed.
@Josh we need to work on a screenwriter, a director and a cast! any ideas who could play the Sons? who could play us?
There could be a movie chronicling the meteoric rise then the tragic fall of Pedro Guerrero as SoSG started from nothing, then shook up the world, but whose success threatened to tear apart the friendship of its creaters.
@Spank there's not enough Colin Firth in the world, ALWAYS
I'm in an industry family...can cover the writing and development part fairly easily.
FUCK SOCIAL NETWORK!!!!!! IT'S A FUCKING WEBSITE!
This should take an hour.
One more thing: Kevin Spacey, come out of the closet already, and stop molesting little boys in WeHo night clubs.
When is the movie about RedTube coming out?
Whatever happened to James Woods?
@ Dusty-7:52I'd go watchOff to see the post-ceromony wrapup show by Karina on twitter.
hahahahaha Spank, I don't do post-shows ;)
My wife Is like 30 minutes behind she rewinds a lot. I can't believe Social Network won an award.Anyone seen it and given it two thumbs up
@ FernsDusty gives it two middle fingers up.
I'll give it a finger for three middle fingers
So the first game sucked. I could not watch the second game because my Pops was acting like a loon(god bless him). Apparently the Laker game was early(thanks Nic)and now that I'm settled in my pad there is nothing on the tube. I guess I'll watch the Coal Miners Daughter. Fuck it,I'm hip.
Facebook is just a website...With an estimated value of about $50 billion.
Hey everybody! What did I miss?
@Mr. C: The Social Network beat the Patriots.
My Bears and Josh's Pack next week? Should be fun.
Spank, I like the Coal Miner's Daughter very much
This Golden Globe thread was biased. I just saw that Boardwalk Empire and my homeboy Buscemi won awards but you wouldn't have known from this thread. All Glee and shit.
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