Call the pool guy and tell him to bring a broom also tomorrow. GO DODGERS!
— Scott Killeen (@scottkilleen) April 13, 2014
Dan Haren (1-0, .75) vs. Trevor Cahill (0-3, 7.90).
With the series win already tucked into their Ocean Pacific swimsuits, the Dodgers go for the sweep this afternoon behind a surprisingly impressive Dan Haren and a - what? 0-3 already? - Trevor Cahill. D'bags pitching has been atrocious this year, and that looks to continue today assuming Adrian Gonzalez can stay red hot offensively. Continuing to neutralize Goldschmidt and Trumbo will be important; suggest distracting them by making them chase small coins and rubber rings at the bottom of the pool. Indeed, in this series Trumbo has looked like he was playing Marco Polo in right field trying to field what should be easy balls to handle.
This is yet another game that most of us won't be able to watch, so for those of you who can see it, please drop us some descriptive comments so we can picture what must be going on.
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63 comments:
Gordon 2B
Puig RF
Ramirez SS
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp CF
Ethier LF
Uribe 3B
Federowicz C
Haren P.
I just hate this shit of most of us not seeing our games. I have to think that the so called powers that be in the Dodgers front offices have got to be pissing themselves. Stan was quoted a few weeks ago supporting TWC but since then Verizon has come out saying they will not buy into this clusterfuck because of TWC's ridiculous demands. It can't be long before other providers follow Verizon. There is alot of money to be lost here and it has to be only a matter of time before some Gugga Bros feet are firmly dug up TWC ass. I also read somewhere that even Vin is not able to get SNLA. Let's not lose faith here peeps. They need us. Let's not forget that.
Dee leadoff walk!
Gordon with the leadoff walk.
Beat me to it Orel!
(blows smoke from pistol)
Puig K's, Gordon steals. Let's call it a sacrifice.
Hanley with the high socks today. Looking sharp!
Hanley K's looking. AGon up.
AGon first-pitch swinging.
AGon flies to left on the first pitch.
Remind me to never duel with Orel.
Parra steals second without a throw.
(whistles theme from The Good, the Bad & the Ugly)
Haren already at 23 pitches in the first. Two out, full count to Chavez.
Haren very shakey. He needs to get it together or it's going to be a long afternoon.
31 pitches and counting
Trumbo down looking to end the inning...finally.
32 pitches in the first. Get ready, bullpen.
How he got out of that inning without giving up any runs I'll never know.
Just saw that the rotation in SF is Beckett, Maholm, Ryu.
Hoooo boy.
Kemp smash!!
May I just remind everyone...That's my Man!!!
Kemp!
Why is the guy behind home plate using binoculars?
Pool security.
He's got his work cut out for him today.
Fucking Parra
Haren with the basehit to right...oops! Groundout 9-3.
Gordon walks then steals second and third.
Puig walks on four straight pitches. HanRam up now with 2 on and one out.
Puig steals second on the first pitch. Ducks on the pond!
Dee walks, steals 2nd & 3rd. Puig walks, steals 2nd. This is what Donnie had in mind with those two at the top of the lineup.
Hanley bounces it off the plate and beats the throw to first for an RBI.
Damn life is good. Your turn now AGon.
Hanley ribbie! 2-0 Dodgers.
AGon blasts it out to right field! Dodgers lead 5-0!
Yep, it damn well was your turn Adrian!!
Holy smokes, AGon. Save some for later.
Mrs. Quad says Haren looks kinda dopey. I have to agree.
Double and a triple to open the inning. 5-1 now.
Haren giving it back? Nooooo.
Groundout to short gets an out, but another run scores. 5-2.
Blast out to right. Even Vin says "You know that's not Haren at his best now." 5-3.
Shit, Haren. Now is no time for charity.
Fuck.
K and a groundout get Haren out of the inning.
This is League's fault.
1-4-3 to erase the leadoff single.
Cahill smacks a double to the gap. Get Haren out quick!
Parra K's and Haren escapes.
Got 2 back. 7-3 Blue.
HanRam with a single, AGon with a double, then a couple of infield RBIs by Ethier and Urine makes the lead 7-3 after 4 and a half.
Four steals for Dee!
Uribomb!
Trumbo just remembered how to hit. 3 run bomb off of Wright. 8-6 now.
Jamey Wright, making me nervous. He had trumbo 0-2
Wright sux. C'mon jp
AZ has outhit us 13-7. We shouldn't be winning this game.
Huge job to get Goldie, Chris Perez! 8-6 through 8
Parteeeee. Broom!
Good shit. The pen wasn't very good but they got the job done
I swear I am not trying to rub it in but did anybody see SVS and Puig after Uribe's home run? Right before they cut to commercial, it really looked like they were about to fight. There's a good chance they were screwing around like they all seem to but it looked pretty serious.
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