Paul Maholm (0-0, -.--) vs. Ashley Madison (0-0, 0.00).
The Dodgers' vaunted starting pitching is reeling, with an uncharacteristic performance yesterday by Hyun-Jin Ryu, Clayton Kershaw on the DL, and now even Josh "Beer-swilling" Beckett injuring himself fielding a bunt in a Class-A game. I can't make this stuff up.
So we look to Paul Maholm, a journeyman pitcher who had seven mediocre years with the Pirates before rolling around the league, to get us back into the win column. Maholm pitched 0.1 IP in Game 2 in Sydney, striking out Miguel Montero on four pitches with a runner on first in the ninth inning. He was relieved by Kenley Jansen, who gave up a two-run HR before closing the game up. Why the heck not Maholm, I suppose?
Hopefully Yasiel Puig will get to the Stadium bright and early this time, so he too can be rolling with Maholmies.
Thank you Rancho Cucamonga! Good night!
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Yasiel, RF
Justin, 2B
Hanley, SS
Adrian, 1B
Matt, CF
Scott, LF
Juan, 3B
A.J., C
Paul, P
Rolling with the Maholmies!! I was wondering how Clueless was going to get in there. I love it!
throw strikes, Ph
Pagan might be my least favorite Giant. I think it's the Julio Iglesias hair
That hair is terrible
wow! attaboy, Hanley!
Great DP
Turner second? ugh
Hanley ripped that one for a ground rule double down the line
ugh, bag lefty-vs-left K of AGon for the third out
bad^
wow, Uribe with a nice play from deep third
Maholler getting squeezed a little
how many goddamn Brandons do you need?
gotta bet Madison, no excuse with the pitcher
Where the fuck was that, ump?!?
Maddy called out on Ks
Barnburner is getting strikes that Maholler isn't
attaboy, SVS, good eye
Uribe pokes a double that gets by the Hair, SVS scores from first! 1-1 good guys
Uribe ties it!
Love it baby
AJ with a laser but right at the Hair, 2 outs, Maholler up
Vinny on the radio!!!!
*sighs*
Later, *cries*
Maholm works the count to 3-2 but strikes out on ball 4
nice Urine
Feels lucky to be tied.
Dusty up in dis bish!
Dusty up in dis bish!
nice play, Paulie
great start, AG!
youch, that had to hurt
Matty needs guards all around his ankles
and Matty Ks again
Someone should tell him Bummer is a lefty
AG's not leaving second, is he?
I like it when Vin says "zephyr"
ugh, 2 ugly Ks in a row
sheezus what a waste
FERCHRISTSAKE, don't give up hits to pitchers
third time through the lineup, will they start hitting him hard?
Hair with the well-placed dribbler, Paul in trouble
Dominguez up? How the hell do you go to him after his 2 innings yesterday?
Nice crowd there today, only the upper corners look open
Man, this team. Complete domination or complete disaster.
shit. I sign on in the air and this is what I hear??
godDAMMIT!
Son of a c
sheezus, we gotta pitch better than this. this is pathetic
Dear Paul Maholm.
You are horrible.
Sax
Just got here and was starting to say what a luxury to get to see the game.
Fuck you fat ass.
I HATE these assholes.
fer fuck's sake
Why the hell is Dominguez back out there?
And I paid for Gogo inflight to hear this crap?
This Left Hand Sawtooth Nitro is not helping things
Dominguez is pulling a maholm
Hey BJ! Where ya' headed?
he should be pulling his pud instead of pitching
Dominguez has a crazy change to go with that 95+ fastball
but he still shouldnt be pitching today
Isn't Buster due for a broken leg anytime now?
score was tied. i took a shower. now we losing by 5. i'm going to stop showering forever.
Chone with the Luchini intro!
meeksauce
Sorry I'm late guys, but Winter Soldier was FUCKING AWESOME.
This game? Not so much.
This obscenely cheap, unintentionally hilarious Discount Auto Parts commercial is certainly the high point of today's game.
And good to hear, Nomo. Got my ticket tonight so I can see it/review it.
7 pinch hit homers for Dave Hansen? I know he had the most pinch hits but it never felt like he did anything for us
throw strikes, dummy
Gonna be a mighty big hole to climb out of once Kershaw gets back. Not that they can't do it, but they shouldn't have to. Y'know?
For FUCKS SAKE.
This is my first time seeing Matty this season. Don't tell anyone, but just seeing him is curling my toes.
and we get Detroit next, wonderful
I hope somebody is keeping track of Sandoval's weight. I bet he'll be back to fat by season's end
I'm all for catchers not getting their legs broken, unless of course said catcher is Buster Posey, but I'm really going to miss those close plays at the plate.
Leave him out there, Bochy
Sax:
Detroit. Fun, eh!
hey, something nice happened to us
naw, Rags, he's OK, he's good for 10-15 more pitches, especially this early in the season
MVDee
Cmon, Bochy you chump, let him finish the inning
of course
He looked safe to me.
Yep, wise idea to send Ellis from second when Hanley Ramirez is up next.
Dodgers get only 1, now 7-2 through 7.
It has to be bad luck to give away doormats
aint nothing going right
dammit Matty
Why can't we hit with RISP?
have we ever been able to hit with RISP?
why am I still watching this?
Kenley getting the fastball up to the high 90s, too bad they are nowhere near the strike zone
22 pitches for Jansen is enough I guess
Jamey in for a meaningless batter (or 3)
boooooooooooooooo
Highlight of the game is that throw Puig just unleashed. Even if there were 3 outs.
Greinke looks angry in his picture
I look angry in real life
laters, yall
PGTUP
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