*No technology used in the filming of this statuette
Dan Haren (3-0, 2.16)vs. Kyle Kendrick (0-2, 3.60)
Thanks to last night's win, the Dodgers are now 1-2,071 lifetime against the Phillies. They'll look to double their tally tonight in the last of this four-game shitstretch.
Tonight's game features the first bobble head giveaway of the 2014 season, brought to us by
Apparently the Dodger fan base's love for all bobble collectibles knows no bounds and is happy to ignore the ugliness and utter lack of resemblance to the actual player being depicted.
Kershaw Arrives for a Bullpen Session
This one is sold out, so be sure to to arrive early and take public horse-drawn transportation to ease traffic congestion and exemplify simplistic, traditional values.
63 comments:
Shitstrech. Nice.
agreed on shitstretch
I wish we could give Andre a break. I know he won't come out but if he's still hitting poorly by this weekend, I would sit him Sunday, then again for some of the cold-ass games in Minnesota
Great GT, Dusty. Man, Amish you guys.
But it's beardly a month into the season.
And just to be clear, it's not just Dusty; it's all the sons. I miss all you Mennonite games like these.
Somebody pour me some rum,springa's been a tough season so far
Gordon 2B
Crawford LF
Ramirez SS
Gonzalez 1B
Puig RF
Ethier CF
Uribe 3B
Federowicz C
Haren P
I love the fact that the Quake(r)s are playing Lancaster tomorrow night. Two other Amish/Quaker/Lancaster,PA/quirky but peaceful religious sects references. How random is that?
Love the GT Dusty.
Pedro Cerano (Dennis Hatsbert) in the house tonie. He'll be the guest PA guy.
^tonite
Puig is just going through Rumspringa now. It's a rite of passage that he should be encouraged to go through before he settles down.
This is my sixth game attended and third that I will see Harenhall pitch.
Wow. Hanley hit that hard.
Yeah, nice to see him Zwingli bat well again.
Épale, minions!
Hi Stubbsy!
BANANA!
Phillies get men on 1st & 3rd with no out and can't score. Good job, Danny!
Hiiiiiii
Hiiiiiii
épale everyone!
loving the GT, Dusty
Sistah Girl in da house!
hello sistah!
Danny Boy is playing with fire tonite.
Crap. I didn't like the way Yasiel hit that wall.
Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation 40s
Puig went into the clubhouse with Stan Conte following behind him.
BEAUTIFUL!!!
RUN, YOU GLORIOUS, FAT LITTLE MAN!
I'll take that, Uribe :)
URBIE!
I need more. I'm greedy like that.
@Stubbsy...You're not looking so greedy about now.
Upfuckery: The Revenge
I'm still greedy, just greedy and dismayed.
Right in the armpit, goddamit
There's that Dodger defense we know and love.
Cerano's in the house. Maybe he can sacrifice a chicken for Jobu.
That was embarrassing
Well, the upside is we have runner on scoring position
*cries*
I hate Buster Posey.
IN YOUR FACE SANDBERG
I think this is the first review we've won this year.
Smell that?...The Philly bullpen is coming in!!
hateHateHATE
*drops microphone*
Did anyone feel depressed after Vin has enumerated the LOB and "the usual error"?
This game is still winnable
Spank has spoke
GOOONZ!!!
New game!
Redemption is a beautiful thing.
AGon!
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Goddammit Wilson.
wish anytime the Phillies had to play the Dodgers, Carlos Ruiz were on the DL
Yay, we suck
ok, time to win, we can't lose hope
Well that sucked.
Mercifully its over.
well, that was it
My god it's depressing up in dis bish.
NOTE: Mr. F made an appearance. We missed you!
The irony of a bearded one losing it for us on Amish night is noted.
PGTUP
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