*No technology used in the filming of this statuette
Dan Haren (3-0, 2.16)vs. Kyle Kendrick (0-2, 3.60)
Thanks to last night's win, the Dodgers are now 1-2,071 lifetime against the Phillies. They'll look to double their tally tonight in the last of this four-game shitstretch.
Tonight's game features the first bobble head giveaway of the 2014 season, brought to us by
Apparently the Dodger fan base's love for all bobble collectibles knows no bounds and is happy to ignore the ugliness and utter lack of resemblance to the actual player being depicted.
Kershaw Arrives for a Bullpen Session
This one is sold out, so be sure to to arrive early and take public horse-drawn transportation to ease traffic congestion and exemplify simplistic, traditional values.